As A Final Farewell, Dwayne Wade Spent Over Three Hours Taking Photographs And Signing Autographs For Literally Every Miami Heat Employee

Dwayne Wade, after proving himself an amazing dad when he showed unwavering support for his 11 year old at Miami Pride, has risen in the ranks again as a total class act following his retirement from the Miami Heat. After a surprise visit to the AmericanAirlines Arena on Wednesday, Wade proceeded to sign autographs and … Continued

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British Woman Who Had A Watermelon-Sized Ovarian Cyst Removed Stresses The Importance Of Universal Healthcare On Twitter

Layla Cummins, a writer in the U.K. had an ovarian cyst the size of a watermelon removed from her body. Yes. Ouch. The cyst caused her to look pregnant, Cummins told SWNS, saying that she didn’t notice something was up until a few weeks before the cyst was removed: “It was really uncomfortable. I couldn’t … Continued

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Ancestry.com Takes Down Its Commercial Portraying An Interracial Slavery-Era Romance After Backlash

On today’s episode of “Who in the World Approved This?!” we give you Ancestry.com’s latest commercial. The genealogy company’s latest advertisement features a female African slave who seeks to escape to the Northern states with her white love interest. “We can escape to the North. There’s a place we can be together, across the border,” … Continued

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RIP Jerrie Cobb—America’s First Female Astronaut Candidate

An American hero and pioneer, Jerrie Cobb, passed away last month at the age of 88. Geraldyn “Jerrie” Cobb was America’s first ever female astronaut candidate. Nearly 60 years ago, in 1961, Jerrie Cobb was the first woman to pass astronaut testing. However, because NASA already had Mercury 7 — an all male group of … Continued


Mom Admits That She Accidentally Ate Her Baby’s Poop In Viral Post—And She’s Not Alone

Parenting is hard. Really, really, reeeeeely hard — especially when it comes to infants. The little guys are 100% dependent on you to survive, and unfortunately, you are a human being who is at least partially dependent on sleep to function. Infants, strangely enough, are perfectly designed to take your normal sleep schedule and fling … Continued

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A U.S. Boxer Wore Border Wall Shorts In His Match Against A Mexican Opponent—And Got Absolutely Pummeled

Irony can be painful. 36-year-old Rod Salka took a beatdown vs. Mexican boxer Francisco Vargas after suiting up with a pair of ugly-looking border wall shorts — apparently mocking his opponent at an ESPN event in Indio, California. At first, Salka looked confident in his red, white and blue brick-patterned shorts, but the fight quickly … Continued

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James Woods Is Getting Slammed For Retweeting A Bizarre False Claim About The First Slaves In America Being White

James Woods is a two-time Academy Award-nominated actor, two-time Emmy Award winner, and certified Trump acolyte. Woods’ devotion to the Trump camp is so extreme that he’s been known to post utterly bonkers diatribes about the so-called “Deep State,” Hillary Clinton’s strong-arming of the Department of Justice, Barack Obama’s “Muslim” heritage and a host of … Continued

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Woman Slams ‘Star Wars’ Fans As ‘Undateable’ On Twitter And Gets Instantly Shut Down

Who here is excited for Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker? Um.  We are?!?!?!? The Last Jedi left the broken and fractured Resistance with its fate very uncertain.  The struggle between the First Order and the Republic for control of the galaxy rages on and the stories of our favorite characters will come to … Continued

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People Can’t Help But Notice That One Of The Redacted Pages Of The Mueller Report Looks Like The Perfect Album Cover

Now that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report into whether or not President Donald Trump obstructed justice has been officially released to the public, we’re really no better off than we were before. As you will see, we’re literally left in the dark. Nearly half the pages of the 400-page redacted report were blacked out by … Continued


There Might Be Nothing Weirder Than This Guy Who Dug A Grave For His Dog While The Dog Watched

Um… this story is… it’s… what’s the word… WHAT THE F**K. So writer Franklin Hardy, who’s written on TV shows like The Knick and You’re the Worst, recently posted an extremely, um, interesting? And confusing? And low-key mortifying? story on Twitter that has people shook! Hardy’s dad’s dog was under the weather, and his veterinarian told him … Continued