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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Took Aaron Sorkin To Task After He Said Dems Need To ‘Stop Acting Like Young People’ 🔥

Writer Aaron Sorkin (The West Wing, The Social Network, The Newsroom) has come under fire after he said Democrats “need to stop acting like young people” during an appearance on CNN. It didn’t go over well because politics these days just aren’t the arrestingly articulate and clandestine landscape he once depicted on The West Wing. Things are … Continued

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‘President Pelosi’ Is Trending On Twitter After Buzzfeed’s Latest Report, And We Are So Here For It 🙏

It’s been a wilder week than usual for President Donald Trump and his administration, but that’s about what we can expect from a man who’s been implicated in numerous schemes to subvert our democratic process and benefit Russian oligarchs. As the government shutdown—now in its 30th day—continues to upend Washington and the nation at large, … Continued

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The Backlash Against The Backlash Of Marie Kondo’s Thoughts On Decluttering Book Collections Has Our Heads Spinning 🤔

Marie Kondo’s Netflix show, Tidying Up, has taken social media by storm. It’s inspired so many people to declutter their lives, in fact, that many have taken it upon themselves to live by Kondo’s golden rule (“Does it spark joy?”) and are donating their unwanted items to libraries, used bookstores, thrift shops, and local Goodwill outlets. But … Continued

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Fans Are Already Taking Bets On How Long Anthony Scaramucci Will Last On ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ 😂

Anthony Scaramucci provided the United States with eleven simultaneously surreal and hilarious days as the White House Communications Director in the summer of 2017. “The Mooch” (as he’s become known) has been a rather good sport about his remarkably short tenure in a White House known for its high turnover rate, and his talent for … Continued

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Kat Von D Gives Her Infant Son Some ‘Vitamin Double D’ In Adorable Public Breastfeeding Video

Public breastfeeding is evil. No, no, I don’t actually believe that. I’m referring to the people who think public breastfeeding is the nastiest thing on a planet where things like war and human trafficking exist. The arguments against it are all some form of body policing. Advocates say, among other things, that it’s disgusting, shameful, … Continued

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Amy Adams Fans Were Pissed That She Didn’t Walk Away With A Golden Globe This Year

Amy Adams will undoubtedly be nominated for an Academy Award for her supporting role as Lynne Cheney in Vice, but that doesn’t mean she’s the favorite to win. Last night’s Golden Globes awards ceremony was just one of several precursor awards leading up to the Oscars next month. Adams, who was up for two awards — … Continued

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After Trump Criticizes Rep. Rashida Tlaib For Using ‘Motherf**ker,’ The Internet Proves He’s The Ultimate Hypocrite

President Donald Trump criticized newly sworn-in Representative Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) for her “disgraceful” language after she promised her supporters she would “impeach the motherf**ker” during an appearance at a MoveOn.org rally last week. Trump told reporters outside the White House Friday: “I thought her comments were disgraceful. I think she dishonored her family using language like … Continued

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These Are The Best Memes About Nancy Pelosi Becoming Speaker Of The House

The new Democratic-held House voted Nancy Pelosi its Speaker yesterday, placing her back in power for the first time in eight years. The newest members of Congress — including more than 100 women — were also sworn in, marking a watershed moment in American politics. Pelosi last held the Speaker’s gavel during Barack Obama’s presidency, and her … Continued

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Jim Carrey Roasts Louis C.K. For Distasteful Remarks About Parkland Survivors

Actor Jim Carrey defended the survivors of the Parkland shooting after comedian Louis C.K. targeted them in an ill-received comedy routine. And, of course, Carrey did it in his own way: with surrealistic artwork. Carrey has made headlines in the past for using his artwork to criticize President Donald Trump and his administration. It turns … Continued

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Bald Eagle Lands On Random Notre Dame Fans During Bowl Game—And The Crowd Goes Wild 🦅

A bald eagle named Clark wanted to go on a little adventure. Perhaps he wanted a break from his handlers. Perhaps he wanted to enjoy a taste of social media fame. Well, he got everything he wanted. Ahead of the Cotton Bowl college football match between Notre Dame and Clemson, Clark decided to fly around … Continued

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The Rock Surprised His Mom With A Brand New House—And Her Reaction Has Us Tearing Up 😭

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson knows that the spirit of Christmas is about giving, not receiving, so he did just that––and purchased his mother, Ata Johnson, a new home. The actor, of Fast and the Furious and Moana fame, captured her reaction on video and shared it with his Instagram following. “All our lives growing up we lived … Continued

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A Melania Trump Tweet From 2012 Just Changed Images And Are We On Punk’d??

A tweet Melania Trump uploaded in 2012 suddenly changed after six years online, baffling social media users who wondered if we’d finally broken the simulation (or, at the very least, found ourselves on Punk’d). The post initially showed a photo of a beluga whale surfacing from a body of water and was captioned, “What is she thinking?” … Continued