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Mother Of Two Young Kids Has No Time For Some Stranger Who Tried To Mommy-Shame Her In A Target Parking Lot

Parenting is tough, okay? Many parents are defending a mother who relayed the circumstances that led a stranger to shame her in a Target parking lot. Redditor bubblybotany is the mother of two children: a two-year-old toddler and a one-month-old baby. She describes her toddler daughter as “stubborn and independent,” noting that this behavior has … Continued

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Tomi Lahren Tried To Attack Feminists By Sharing An Insulting Instagram Post Aimed At Her, And Twitter Said ‘Not Today’

Tomi Lahren, our very own bargain Serena Joy, is at it again with another attack against feminists. Lahren took to Twitter to share an Instagram post from a user who sexually demeaned her. That user is rapper The Game, who launched an attack against Lahren in an Instagram post that she has since deleted. There’s … Continued

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Hit The Nail On The Head With Her Tweet About The Gun Problem In The U.S.

It’s been six days since a white supremacist murdered 50 people in a terror attack against mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, and the tiny island nation, under the leadership of Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, has banned all semi-automatic, military-style weapons. The ban will be enforced starting tomorrow. Ardern said assault rifles and “related parts used … Continued

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A Fan Just Noticed That Jordan Peele Was A Walking Homage To ‘The Shining’ In A Recent Interview

Jordan Peele’s Us comes out this Friday, and the hype is real. Peele’s follow-up to Get Out is already critically acclaimed and he and star Lupita Nyong’o have been hard at work promoting the show on the talk show circuit. And because Peele is known for his rather deliberate approach to filmmaking, it should surprise no one … Continued

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‘Stranger Things’ Fans Are Highly Concerned For Steve Harrington After The Season 3 Trailer Drops

Season 3 of Netflix’s hit series Stranger Things will debut this summer and we have just one question: What the hell is going on with Steve Harrington? The trailer for the third season dropped earlier today… one summer can change everything. #StrangerThings3 pic.twitter.com/ssGf3sOep8 — Stranger Things (@Stranger_Things) March 20, 2019 There’s a moment in the trailer, however, … Continued

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Fleshlight Just Unveiled Its New ‘Quickshot Launch’ Product With The Craziest Sci-Fi Commercial

The NSA is bound to get a kick out of all the fleshlights in your search history now that you’ve discovered FleshAssist, the “Quickshot Launch” product from Fleshlight. It’s 2019, but the Fleshlight is living in 3019, judging by its bonkers sci-fi advert for the upcoming product. We have to admit, we can’t look away. … Continued

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Former Cop Admits She Was Having Sex With Her Supervisor When Her Daughter Died In A Hot Car

At a time when the dangers of leaving kids in hot cars are being publicized, it’s appalling that people continue to endanger their kids this way. Authorities have charged Cassie Hope Barker, a former Mississippi police officer, with manslaughter after she admitted that she was having sex with her supervisor while her daughter was dying … Continued

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Just Dropped Some Hard Truths After Trump Said He Doesn’t Really See White Nationalism As A Rising Threat

A white supremacist murdered 50 people during Friday prayers last week at two mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, but if you were to ask President Donald Trump—remember, he’s the guy who once said that the ranks of white supremacists who marched on the city of Charlottesville in 2017 were made up of “very fine people”—white … Continued

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A Story About A Trio Of Bald Eagles Raising A Baby Together Is Going Viral For The Best Reason

A bald eagle trio is raising their babies together, according to a report from The Dodo, which explains that two male bald eagles “have been spotted helping a female bald eagle keep the eggs in the nest warm.” Bald eagle pairs are naturally monogamous, so this setup is rather unusual. But it exists, and the happy … Continued

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Boy’s Yelling Yearbook Photo Has His Mom Pissed, But The Internet Is Totally In Love

Andrew Miles is the internet hero we need, but is he the one we deserve? We’ll let you be the judge of that. Andrew, a five-year-old boy who attends Woodland Elementary School in Atlanta, Georgia, became a viral sensation after he took a very non-traditional school yearbook photo. Observe: Why was Andrew screaming? Did he … Continued

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Rachel Bloom Has A Brilliantly Raunchy Idea For A New Harry Potter Movie After J.K. Rowling’s Latest NSFW Revelation

Let’s face it: Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling runs the risk of becoming the next George Lucas, constantly making tweaks to the universe she created. Rowling has claimed, years after the fact, that wizards didn’t have indoor plumbing and simply defecate themselves, and that Hogwarts had Jewish students, as well as Wiccan and LGBT students (none of whom were … Continued

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This Story About Pete Buttigieg Learning To Speak Norwegian Just Makes Us Love Him Even More

Pete Buttigieg continues to make waves. The Democratic presidential candidate, who is the current mayor of South Bend, Indiana, is enjoying political momentum this week after his campaign raised more than $600,000 from over 22,200 donations in the 24 hours after he appeared at a CNN town hall in Austin, Texas, to explain some of … Continued