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Cher Just Made A Statement Seemingly Agreeing With Trump’s Stance On Immigration, And Conservatives Are Practically Drooling

Things You Don’t See Every Day: Cher, liberal bastion and LGBT icon, saying something that conservatives are drooling over. But that’s exactly what happened when the songstress, via her Twitter account, mentioned that Los Angeles, a city with tens of thousands of homeless people, is ill-equipped to deal with an influx of migrants, let alone … Continued

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We Never Knew How Much We Needed ‘Demon Beto O’Rourke’ In Our Lives Until Now

Beto O’Rourke’s popularity is high and he remains one of the favorites in a crowded Democratic field to challenge President Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election. O’Rourke is known for a charming and relatable speaking style––it contrasts heavily with the president’s own off-the-cuff manner. He’s measured, even polished. But there has to be an … Continued


Sebastian Stan’s Response To Disney’s New ‘Falcon and Winter Soldier’ Series News Is Too Perfect

Good news, Marvel fans. Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige announced that Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier (played by Sebastian Stan) and Sam Wilson/Falcon (played by Anthony Mackie) will reunite onscreen for Falcon and the Winter Soldier, a new series on the Disney+ streaming service. The announcement came at the same time that Disney announced that Wanda … Continued

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Dad Sends His Daughter a Hilariously Epic Email Begging Her Not to Buy a Peloton Bike, and We See His Point

The Peloton bike is the latest fitness craze. The Peloton Instagram account is a seamless array of meticulously choreographed images of people living their best lives. And getting into pitch-perfect shape. View this post on Instagram Challenges are just opportunities to build endurance. @iamicaniwillido shares how she overcame fitness obstacles in her path in this … Continued


Who Do We Have To F*** In This Town To Get Tickets To Hodor’s ‘Game Of Thrones’ Themed Rave This Weekend?!

Hold the door! HBO’s Game of Thrones returns for its final season on Sunday, and what weekend would be a better one to attend a “Rave of Thrones” than this one? If you’re nodding your head in agreement, then you’re in luck: Actor and DJ Kristian Nairn, best known as Hodor from Game of Thrones, is headlining … Continued

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Betsy DeVos Just Admitted That She’s Fully Aware Trans Students Are Suffering Due To Her Policies

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is fully aware transgender students are suffering as a result of her policies. And everyone who’s been paying attention since she began her deconstructive policy approach in 2017 can roll their eyes now and say, “Oh, okay, at least we’re on the same page.” DeVos admitted as much during a hearing … Continued

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Sophia The Robot Wants ‘Respect’ From Humans, And Pretty Much Everyone Is Like ‘Hold Up Now’

You might remember Sophia the Robot from that time talk show host Jimmy Fallon “met” her during a demo. Activated in 2016, she’s since become a global sensation and was even granted citizenship by the Saudi government. The humanoid robot, the brainchild of Hanson Robotics, even has her own Twitter account, which has garnered over … Continued


Busy Philipps Has The Perfect Clapback After People Criticize Her New Tattoo As Being Inappropriate For Her Kids To See

Busy Phillipps doesn’t give a f*ck what you think. That’s the message she sent out with her new tattoo, which she explained is her favorite of the illustrations from her memoir, This Will Only Hurt a Little. Philipps described the tattoo as “weirdly true to form,” and honestly, we get it. View this post on Instagram … Continued

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Trump Insulted George Washington’s Intelligence During His Visit To Mt. Vernon For The Most Trumpian Reason

Donald Trump has taken cheap shots at war heroes, Gold Star families, women, minorities, the special counsel overseeing the investigation into whether his campaign colluded with Russian operatives, and even the first president of the United States. Yep, even George Washington, that one man who went down in history as our nation’s first official president following … Continued

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If You’ve Ever Used Cheat Codes In A Video Game, Then The ‘You Cheated The Game’ Meme Is For You

If you’ve never cheated at a video game, then color us surprised, because just about everyone has given themselves a quick edge to get ahead. How else could we have beaten all those missions if we hadn’t mashed several different buttons to unlock a full arsenal of weapons in Grand Theft Auto? How in the world … Continued


People Are ‘Hitting The Woah’ With A New Bizarre Dance Challenge, And We Have So Many Questions

There’s a new dance challenge out there for those of you into that sort of thing. It’s called “hitting the woah,” and it started—where else?—on TikTok. “Hitting the woah,” according to Mashable, is when “a dancer makes a quick, small circular motion with their fists and leans into a freeze position when the beat drops in … Continued

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Meghan McCain And Joy Behar Were Headed Into Some Serious Battle On ‘The View,’ And Whoopi Goldberg Shut It All The Way Down

It’s not uncommon for the ladies of The View to spar, but things became especially heated between co-hosts Joy Behar and Meghan McCain when discussing the resignation of now-former Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen. On Sunday afternoon, Nielsen resigned from her post effective immediately. Reports say that President Donald Trump did not think her extreme enough. The policies … Continued