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Harry Styles Wore The Fiercest Lace Outfit To The Met Gala And Broke The Internet

We’ve already covered Jared Leto‘s gloriously extra Met Gala look, and Lady Gaga’s four, but it looks like singer Harry Styles wants to be in the competition for best outfit. Styles showed up wearing a black Gucci jumpsuit with see-through sleeves, an earring and black nails. The look managed to be simple and daring all at … Continued

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Jared Leto Brought His Own Severed Head To The Met Gala—And The Jokes Practically Write Themselves

The theme of this year’s Met Gala was “camp,” and Jared Leto delivered. Leto showed up wearing a red Gucci number, but it was a prop of his own severed head that turned everyone’s, um, heads. Behold! Jared Leto carries his own head at the 2019 Met Gala https://t.co/Qiwl3tpvV8 pic.twitter.com/Zi7xkPPpAT — Page Six (@PageSix) May … Continued

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This Absolute Unit Of A Cat Is Going Viral For Its Over-The-Top Reactions To Just About Everything

Ah Fei—which means “fat” in Mandarin––is a cat with a face so expressive you’ll wish you discovered him sooner. He lives in Jiangsu, China, with his owner, Tang Chang, who seems to have figured out ways to get this kitty to contort his face in ways rivaling Lucille Ball. Like so: View this post on … Continued

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The Jokes Are Coming In Hot After Someone Left A Starbucks Coffee Cup In A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Scene

If you don’t like SPOILERS, then we advise you to quit reading and get yourself in a place where you can watch last night’s episode of Game of Thrones ASAP. The eighth and final season of HBO’s Game of Thrones took two years to make. Those were two very long years for us die-hard fans who were desperate to find out … Continued

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The Number Of Children Liam Hemsworth Wants To Have With Miley Cyrus Is Frankly Overwhelming

Liam Hemsworth married Miley Cyrus last year after several years of dating. Now he says he wants to have a bunch of kids with her. And by a bunch, we mean a lot. And by a lot, we mean a ton. Speaking to GQ Australia, Hemsworth, who recently starred in the film Isn’t It Romantic alongside Rebel … Continued

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Some Fragile Manbabies Couldn’t Handle Arya Stark’s Heroic Moment On ‘Game Of Thrones’—And Twitter Is Shutting Them All The Way Down

“The Long Night,” the third episode of the eighth and final season of HBO’s Game of Thrones, will go down in history for giving us one of the coolest moments on television, and if you haven’t seen the episode yet, get on that, because HERE THERE BE SPOILERS.  You’ve been warned! What’s the moment I’m referring to? Why, … Continued

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Sonic The Hedgehog Has Very Human Teeth In The Newly-Released Movie Trailer—And It’s Deeply Unsettling

On today’s episode of “Things Literally No One Asked For,” I give you the weird blob of hooey that is the trailer for Paramount Pictures’ Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes, it’s an adaptation of the classic video game (which is itself an adaptation of the popular 1990s animated TV series). We’re very sorry. The trailer for … Continued

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Kellyanne Conway Just Tried To Question AOC’s Faith—And AOC Tore Her To Shreds

Presidential counselor Kellyanne Conway is the Trump administration’s queen of “alternative facts,” and she continued her penchant for media spin when she appeared on CNN this week, telling Jake Tapper that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has “never once” tweeted about the terrorist attacks that claimed nearly 300 lives in Sri Lanka on Easter Sunday: “I … Continued

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T-Pain Thinks Arya Stark Deserves Some ‘Premium D*ck’ After The Latest Episode Of ‘Game Of Thrones’—And Joe Dempsie’s Response Is LEGENDARY

In “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms,” the second episode of the eighth and final season of Game of Thrones, Arya Stark (Maisie Williams), certain she and Gendry (Joe Dempsie), the young man she’s been friends with—and rather attracted to—for years, will die in the Battle of Winterfell, decides to sleep with him. It was a … Continued

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Maisie Williams’ Roommate Just Tweeted About The Worst Part Of Living With Her—And We Can Only Imagine

Fans of Game of Thrones know the most important rule if you’re a fan of the show: Stay off social media if you want to avoid spoilers. But what if you can’t do that? What if disconnecting from social media, let alone the entire internet, is actually impossible because you happen to live with Arya Stark herself? … Continued

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This Dairy Queen Location Just Threw Some Ice Cold Shade At An Employee Using Their Sign

The manager of a Dairy Queen location in Yarmouth, Massachusetts, really wants Abby to come to work. We don’t know what Abby’s deal is. To be honest, we’re just wondering how she hasn’t been fired yet. (She must make really good Blizzards.) The manager used the restaurant’s sign to get the message across. It later … Continued

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