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Trump Responded To Elizabeth Warren Entering The 2020 Presidential Race By Mocking Native American Genocide

President Donald Trump is after Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren (D) on yet another episode of The Twilight Zone, formerly known as The United States of America. Fasten your seatbelts, everyone, because the latest development in their, um, relationship is about as ugly as you’ve come to expect, if not more so. The President launched yet another … Continued


Ariana Grande’s New Music Video Has A Final Twist That Has Fans Buzzing

Ariana Grande, who’s up for Best Pop Solo Performance and Best Pop Vocal Album respectively at tonight’s Grammy Awards ceremony for her 2018 hit album Sweetener, is known for being rather provocative. The video for Grande’s new single “Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored” from her Thank U Next album definitely has fans talking. The song itself … Continued

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It’s Finally Happening—The ‘Wicked’ Movie Has A Release Date

Wicked is a Broadway and musical theatre phenomenon that’s still going strong since it opened on Oct. 30, 2003. It has likely been responsible for the coming of age of an entire generation of theatre geeks. It’s the second-highest grossing show in Broadway history! The big question for fans of the musical, which won Idina Menzel … Continued


Skier Lindsey Vonn Announces Retirement With A Very Revealing And Very Bruised Up Instagram Post

Skier Lindsey Vonn is the all-time leader in women’s World Cup wins. She chose to retire from skiing gracefully as an athlete of considerable precision and skill. But that retirement hasn’t come without a few snags. Vonn took to Instagram to share a photograph of the aftermath of a crash on a training run for … Continued


‘I Didn’t Want Love’: Michael B. Jordan Opens Up About The Difficulties Of Getting Out Of Character After ‘Black Panther’ Wrapped

Michael B. Jordan has taken Hollywood by storm since he earned raves as police shooting victim Oscar Grant III in Ryan Coogler’s 2013 independent hit Fruitvale Station. The duo formed one of Hollywood’s most productive collaborations since then, with Jordan serving as Coogler’s muse in films like 2015’s critically acclaimed Creed and Marvel’s 2018 smash hit Black Panther, … Continued


Ariana Grande Sets The Record Straight About Why She Won’t Be Performing At The Grammys

Ariana Grande may have once made headlines for licking donuts (Gurl, what the hell?) but she’s proven herself to be a rather charming performer whose personality has continued to enchant people worldwide. (Yours truly was personally won over following her poignant response to the 2017 Manchester attack, which left 22 people dead after a suicide bomber … Continued

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This Ohio City Will No Longer Recognize Columbus Day As A National Holiday—And They’ve Just Found The Perfect Holiday To Replace It With

For years, so very many of us were taught that Christopher Columbus “discovered America” and we believed it. We believed that white supremacist fairytale with every fiber of our young beings and diligently built papier-mâché replicas of the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, never knowing—for how could we?—that Columbus’s name invoked the ravages of … Continued

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There Was A Huge Spike In The Use Of Long-Acting Contraceptive Devices After Trump’s Election In 2016

The Trump administration has had myriad and insidious impacts on American life since Donald Trump won the 2016 presidential election. While our national intelligence community has concluded that Trump, constantly under scrutiny for his deferential behavior toward Russian President Vladimir Putin, is a Russian asset, the fearsome effect his ascendancy, punctuated by attacks against such … Continued

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Sean Hannity Half-Heartedly Backtracks On False Cory Booker Story All While Still Insulting Him

We apologize in advance for yet another article about Sean Hannity’s antics, but the man makes it too easy and fact-checking him is fun. Hannity is in the hot seat again after he slammed Senator Cory Booker (D-NJ) and suggested Booker had chosen to be silent about the allegations of sexual assault against Justin Fairfax, … Continued

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Some Anonymous American Hero Has Been Sending Republican Sen. Ben Sasse Angry Fortune Cookies

Republican Senator Ben Sasse of Nebraska, unlike much of his cohorts, appears to have been born with a personality and good sense of humor. Not a Mike Huckabee sense of humor, a real one. It’s shocking, we know. When he hasn’t been responding rather snarkily to news from the White House (like that one time … Continued


Nancy Pelosi’s Daughter Says That She Knows Her Mother’s Viral Condescending Clap All Too Well

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s sarcastic clapping during President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address launched the meme heard around the world. The image of Pelosi’s “There’s a good boy!” act became an instant classic, a statement on a president who craves validation on a constant basis but who does so very little to deserve … Continued


Nancy Pelosi’s Sarcastic Clap During Trump’s State Of The Union Address Is Now An Iconic Meme For The Ages

Nancy Pelosi (or as the president likes to call her: “Nancy”) has been on fire since she became the Speaker of the House, so it should come as no surprise that her sarcastic clapping during President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address became an instant meme. The (literal) clapback came as the president concluded … Continued