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After Trump Criticizes Rep. Rashida Tlaib For Using ‘Motherf**ker,’ The Internet Proves He’s The Ultimate Hypocrite

President Donald Trump criticized newly sworn-in Representative Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) for her “disgraceful” language after she promised her supporters she would “impeach the motherf**ker” during an appearance at a MoveOn.org rally last week. Trump told reporters outside the White House Friday: “I thought her comments were disgraceful. I think she dishonored her family using language like … Continued

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These Are The Best Memes About Nancy Pelosi Becoming Speaker Of The House

The new Democratic-held House voted Nancy Pelosi its Speaker yesterday, placing her back in power for the first time in eight years. The newest members of Congress — including more than 100 women — were also sworn in, marking a watershed moment in American politics. Pelosi last held the Speaker’s gavel during Barack Obama’s presidency, and her … Continued


Jim Carrey Roasts Louis C.K. For Distasteful Remarks About Parkland Survivors

Actor Jim Carrey defended the survivors of the Parkland shooting after comedian Louis C.K. targeted them in an ill-received comedy routine. And, of course, Carrey did it in his own way: with surrealistic artwork. Carrey has made headlines in the past for using his artwork to criticize President Donald Trump and his administration. It turns … Continued

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Bald Eagle Lands On Random Notre Dame Fans During Bowl Game—And The Crowd Goes Wild 🦅

A bald eagle named Clark wanted to go on a little adventure. Perhaps he wanted a break from his handlers. Perhaps he wanted to enjoy a taste of social media fame. Well, he got everything he wanted. Ahead of the Cotton Bowl college football match between Notre Dame and Clemson, Clark decided to fly around … Continued


The Rock Surprised His Mom With A Brand New House—And Her Reaction Has Us Tearing Up 😭

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson knows that the spirit of Christmas is about giving, not receiving, so he did just that––and purchased his mother, Ata Johnson, a new home. The actor, of Fast and the Furious and Moana fame, captured her reaction on video and shared it with his Instagram following. “All our lives growing up we lived … Continued

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A Melania Trump Tweet From 2012 Just Changed Images And Are We On Punk’d??

A tweet Melania Trump uploaded in 2012 suddenly changed after six years online, baffling social media users who wondered if we’d finally broken the simulation (or, at the very least, found ourselves on Punk’d). The post initially showed a photo of a beluga whale surfacing from a body of water and was captioned, “What is she thinking?” … Continued

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Guy Gets Roasted On Twitter For Complaining About A Dunkin’ Donuts That Closed Five Minutes Early On Christmas 🔥

  The customer service grind can be brutal, and many of us believe that if everyone — yes, everyone —worked for at least a month or two in retail or food service, they would be a lot more compassionate and empathetic to those who work with the general public year-round, including holidays. And, as you can imagine, … Continued


Girl Caught On Video Doing The Macarena During Prayer At Church—And We Totally Get It 😂

If you’ve been to a church service at any point in your life, you’re likely aware that they tend to be reserved for prayer, providing entire communities with a space for valuable personal reflection and quiet contemplation. Suffice it to say that church isn’t a time for shenanigans, okay? But there are always stories out … Continued

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Daughters Of Podiatrist Who Diagnosed Trump’s Bone Spurs Just Dropped A Bombshell

Dr. Elysa Braunstein and Sharon Kessel––the daughters of Dr. Larry Braunstein, who died in 2007––say their podiatrist father helped Donald Trump craft his infamous “bone spurs” ailment to get out of Vietnam war service. Larry Braunstein, who set up his podiatry practice in the Trump-owned Edgerton Apartments in Jamaica, Queens, often spoke of signing off on … Continued


Woman Figures Out The Best Holiday Prank For Her Trump-Loving Father—And We’re So On Board With It 😂

Stacie, a self-described “blue dot” in a red state, decided the best way to counter her father’s unwavering support for President Donald Trump was to set up parental controls on his television that prohibit him from watching Fox News. We’re sort of annoyed that we didn’t think of it first. I'm at my dad's house … Continued

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NORAD Santa Tracker Continued Despite Government Shutdown—Here’s How The Heartwarming Tradition Began ❤️

Last week, President Donald Trump opted not to sign a stopgap funding bill approved by Congress, increasing the risk of a partial government shutdown. Lo and behold, the government did shut down, the third such closure of the Trump presidency. The shutdown means many federal employees will not be paid until the matter is resolved, which likely won’t … Continued


Someone Asked People To Create Plots To A Hypothetical ‘E.T. 2’—And The Answers Are Hilariously Bizarre

Scott Weinberg, a film critic for Thrillist and Bloody Disgusting, is known for having a rather whimsical Twitter feed. There was, for example, the time he suggested what astrophysicist (and noted skeptic) Neil deGrasse Tyson would say while watching Toy Story. "Toys don't do that." — Neil Tyson, watching Toy Story — Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) December 24, 2015 … Continued