About Amelia Mavis Christnot

Amelia Christnot is an Oglala Lakota, Kanien'kehá:ka and Metis Navy brat who settled in the wilds of Northern Maine. She considers herself another proud Maineiac. Her picture is from 1984 for purely Orwellian reasons.

Articles by Amelia Mavis Christnot

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People Can’t Get Enough Of Captain Marvel’s Cat Goose’s Purrfect Solo Poster 😻

If you’re only paying casual attention, you could be forgiven for thinking the hero of the next Marvel movie is a ginger tabby cat. That’s because Captain Marvel has a cat called Goose—and Goose has their own movie poster. The image was among 10 character posters revealed by Marvel to mark 50 days until the … Continued

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A Sequel To The Original ‘Ghostbusters’ Franchise Has Been Announced For 2020—And Fans Are Very Divided

A new Ghostbusters film is due for release in 2020 and is set to be directed by Jason Reitman, son of Ivan Reitman—who directed the first two movies in the 1980s. The younger Reitman made his directorial debut with Thank You For Smoking in 2005 after appearing in front of the camera as an actor … Continued

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Woman Who Mysteriously Went Into Cardiac Arrest At Age 6 Finally Gets Answers After A Tick Bite 20 Years Later 😮

A woman who went into cardiac arrest during a day out at the beach with her family aged six has revealed how a tick bite more than two decades later finally led to a diagnosis for the rare condition that caused it. As a child, Alexandra Wall, 33, a project coordinator of south-west London, would often … Continued

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Woman Who Suspends Herself In The Air With Metal Hooks Talks About What It Feels Like

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT A woman with 33 body piercings has told how she has replaced her love of skin jewelry with being hoisted up from metal hooks punctured into the flesh—after suffering a “life-changing” car accident. Fascinated by the sight of sharp objects entering her skin since childhood, Luna Duran, 35, from Berlin, Germany, embraced hook … Continued

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‘Horrifying’: This Python With 511 Ticks Caught In Australia Is Pure Nightmare Fuel

A snake has been found in garden pool in Queensland, Australia, with 511 parasitic ticks biting into its skin. The carpet python was caught in Coolangatta by snake catcher Tony Harrison of Gold Coast and Brisbane Snake Catcher, who said he has never seen anything like it in 26 years as a professional. The 51-year-old … Continued

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This Woman Can’t Drink Alcohol Without Developing A Burning Red Rash Over Her Entire Body

A former self-proclaimed party animal has reinvented herself as a fitness fanatic after discovering that booze can trigger an allergic reaction which sees her coated in a burning red rash. One person who knows the benefits of cutting back on alcohol all too well is 42-year-old Cass Bowman. In her younger years, she loved nothing … Continued

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Someone Made A Horrifying Snowman That Is Straight Out Of A Nightmare 😱

Residents in a neighborhood in Utah were met with a terrifying sight this week in the form of a multi-limbed, bloody-mouthed snow creature leering from the side of the road. The monstrosity was created by Zack Frost, a 26-year-old freelance artist, and his 19-year-old sister Emilie, who wanted to “make something cool and hopefully creep … Continued

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Mother Has Warning For Parents After 5-Month-Old Daughter Somehow Survives Meningitis Twice

A mum has praised her miracle baby girl, who fought meningitis twice by the time she was five months old—once with the infection becoming so severe that the area around her brain filled with pus. Born half an hour after her mum Lisa James, 29, went to hospital with backache at 27 weeks pregnant, Norah James, … Continued

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Photoshop Fail Leaves Australian Prime Minister With Two Literal Left Feet 😂

Publicity photos use editing to fix any imperfections in the image. But sometimes the fix is worse than the original due to a Photoshop fail. An unfortunate piece of Photoshop editing has given Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison two left feet. The doctored image of Mr Morrison and his family was spotted on the Australian … Continued

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Bride Spends Her Wedding Night In The E.R. After Breaking Both Arms 😖

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES A mum-of-one spent the night of her wedding party in hospital after falling and breaking both her arms. Kirsty Bridges, 39, should have been enjoying the night with her new husband Phil, 40. But instead, the pair—still dressed in their wedding outfits—were turning heads in the ER after the bride, of Braunton, … Continued

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Musher Introduces Her ‘Varsity Team’ Of Dogs In Twitter Thread And It’s Adorable 🐾

When author and Outside Magazine correspondent Blair Braverman attempts to travel the 1,000 miles from Anchorage to Nome in Alaska this March, she will do so with no human company, but with 14 of the most character-filled canine chums instead. That’s because Blair, 30, is a musher—the driver of a dog sled. She is gearing up … Continued