About Amelia Mavis Christnot

Amelia Christnot is an Oglala Lakota, Kanien'kehá:ka and Metis Navy brat who settled in the wilds of Northern Maine. She considers herself another proud Maineiac. Her picture is from 1984 for purely Orwellian reasons.

Articles by Amelia Mavis Christnot

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Polyamorous Party Planner Sets Sights On Organizing The World’s Largest Orgy

WARNING: CONTENT OF A SEXUAL NATURE A polyamorous events planner who is helping to organise the world’s largest orgy, has told how she aims to smash the Japanese record of 500 revellers, by having 1,000 people at the marathon sex party. This will be the most ambitious occasion yet for Pearl Derriere, 29—who stopped counting … Continued

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Woman Who Refused Arranged Marriage Comes Out As Gay And Wrestles 6ft Men

A woman who felt like an “outcast and an outsider,” after falling out with her family when she refused to have an arranged marriage at age 18, has told how she found acceptance in the wrestling ring. Charlene came out as a lesbian three years later at age age 21. Marketing executive-turned delivery driver Charlene … Continued

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Mother Who Used To Eat Seven Candy Bars A Day Completely Transforms After Losing Over 100 Lbs

An obese woman who was so addicted to Dairy Milk bars that she scoffed  SEVEN a day for eight years—even eating them secretly in the bath—feels like a “yummy mummy” after losing 112 pounds and becoming a weight loss consultant. A size 22, weighing 257 pounds at her worst, 5ft 5ins Laura Sayers splurged a … Continued

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Mark Hamill Teams Up With Bionic Limb Company To Deliver Powerful Message To Kids With Limb Differences ❤️

Hollywood star Mark Hamill teamed up with a British bionics company to send a positive message to children and adults with limb differences around the world. The actor, whose Star Wars character Luke Skywalker lost a hand in an epic lightsaber battle with nemesis Darth Vader, shared the message on social media on Monday. The … Continued

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Mother-Of-Two Experiences Such Terrifying Sleep Paralysis, She’s Afraid To Go To Bed

A mother of two described a terrifying condition that sees her jolted from sleep, only to be tormented by disturbing hallucinations and visions of “an evil presence” which she cannot escape, as her body remains completely paralyzed. Plagued by the extreme night terrors—known as sleep paralysis—for 17 years of her life, Sarah Spence, 36, slept … Continued

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Lonely Book Finally Sells After 27 Years On The Shelf—And The Responses Have Us Feeling Very Emotional 😭

A single tweet about a book that took 27 years to sell prompted one of the most wholesome Twitter conversations of all time. Broadhursts Bookshop, an indie bookshop in Southport, England, kicked things off with the following post, explaining that a book in stock since May 1991 had finally sold. I have just sold a … Continued


The Winners of the 2018 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Have Been Announced 😍

A picture of a shocked looking squirrel has been declared the funniest animal picture of the year. The image, called “Caught In The Act”, was taken by Mary McGowan. On Friday it was named the overall winner at the 2018 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards. Winner announced!!! The 2018 Comedy Wildlife Photographer of the Year is… … Continued


The ‘Dog Cheese’ Challenge Is Going Viral As The Most Adorable Snack Game Ever

Social media challenges are often bizarre. But the newest craze that’s making its rounds on the internet turns out to be delicious, too. YouTuber Matthew Elias from Ontario, Canada, came up with the hilarious challenge that involves throwing a piece of cheese on your unsuspecting pet and hoping it sticks. Posting the results of the … Continued

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Enterprising Student Is Financing Her College Education By Making Viral ASMR Videos 😮

A performing arts student has revealed how she earns over $75,000 a year, helping to cure anxiety and depression by WHISPERING. Sophie Michelle, 21, of Chester, Cheshire, England, is causing a sensation on YouTube, where one of her videos, designed to induce feelings of ASMR—relaxing and sometimes sleep-inducing tingles running down the back of the … Continued