About Amelia Mavis Christnot

Amelia Christnot is an Oglala Lakota, Kanien'kehá:ka and Metis Navy brat who settled in the wilds of Northern Maine. She considers herself another proud Maineiac. Her picture is from 1984 for purely Orwellian reasons.

Articles by Amelia Mavis Christnot

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Someone Made A Horrifying Snowman That Is Straight Out Of A Nightmare 😱

Residents in a neighborhood in Utah were met with a terrifying sight this week in the form of a multi-limbed, bloody-mouthed snow creature leering from the side of the road. The monstrosity was created by Zack Frost, a 26-year-old freelance artist, and his 19-year-old sister Emilie, who wanted to “make something cool and hopefully creep … Continued

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Mother Has Warning For Parents After 5-Month-Old Daughter Somehow Survives Meningitis Twice

A mum has praised her miracle baby girl, who fought meningitis twice by the time she was five months old—once with the infection becoming so severe that the area around her brain filled with pus. Born half an hour after her mum Lisa James, 29, went to hospital with backache at 27 weeks pregnant, Norah James, … Continued

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Photoshop Fail Leaves Australian Prime Minister With Two Literal Left Feet 😂

Publicity photos use editing to fix any imperfections in the image. But sometimes the fix is worse than the original due to a Photoshop fail. An unfortunate piece of Photoshop editing has given Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison two left feet. The doctored image of Mr Morrison and his family was spotted on the Australian … Continued

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Bride Spends Her Wedding Night In The E.R. After Breaking Both Arms 😖

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES A mum-of-one spent the night of her wedding party in hospital after falling and breaking both her arms. Kirsty Bridges, 39, should have been enjoying the night with her new husband Phil, 40. But instead, the pair—still dressed in their wedding outfits—were turning heads in the ER after the bride, of Braunton, … Continued

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Musher Introduces Her ‘Varsity Team’ Of Dogs In Twitter Thread And It’s Adorable 🐾

When author and Outside Magazine correspondent Blair Braverman attempts to travel the 1,000 miles from Anchorage to Nome in Alaska this March, she will do so with no human company, but with 14 of the most character-filled canine chums instead. That’s because Blair, 30, is a musher—the driver of a dog sled. She is gearing up … Continued

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Hello, I’m A __ In A Movie’—Twitter Users Call Out Ridiculous Movie Character Stereotypes

Have you ever thought about the way you would be portrayed if you were starring in a movie? Rory Turnbull, an assistant professor of linguistics at the University of Hawaii at Manoa, went viral after explaining that his job would probably be a lot more dramatic if it was shown on film. He said: “Hello, … Continued

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Woman Releases Images Of The 5 Lb Hernia That Made Her Vomit Feces

*WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES* A former Army cadet has released shocking images of her enormous 5 pound hernia which was so heavy, it slapped against her thighs, leaving bruises. Living in agony for years after the mysterious growth appeared out of the blue one day in 2014, Tanya Evans, 28, postponed surgery while she desperately tried … Continued

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Nigerian Singer Doesn’t Like How Small His Name Is On Coachella Poster—So People Fixed It For Him 😂

Childish Gambino, Tame Impala and Ariana Grande will headline this year’s Coachella festival at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California in April 2019. But one artist is not happy with how he appears on the bill. Shortly after the line-up was announced, Nigerian singer Burna Boy complained on Instagram that his name was “so … Continued

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Mom Quits Her ‘Rat Race’ Job And Sells Her Home To Travel The World With Her Daughters

Fed up with the rat race, a Scottish mum-of-two told how she quit her job and sold her £170,000 ($215,000) house so she could travel the world with her fiancé and young daughters. No stranger to making bold decisions, former Army medic Gillian McRobbie, 33, left the forces in 2010 to train as a nurse … Continued

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Ballsy Thief Tries To Steal A Bike From A Police Station—And It Doesn’t End Well For Him 😑

It was almost the perfect crime: a would-be bicycle thief spotted his quarry in a quiet, tucked-away corner and chose his moment to swoop. There was just one problem, the quiet corner was outside a police station, and officers inside were watching his every move on CCTV. The police station in question was in Gladstone, … Continued

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After Being Ravaged By Flesh-Eating Bug, Former Vegan Turns To An All-Meat Diet

A former vegan who had part of her torso removed after catching a flesh-eating bug from a spider bite, has said she is “grateful” to the bacteria for turning her into a rare steak-eating carnivore. Following a poorly planned meat-less diet of just fruit, nuts, seeds and vegetables—after being horrified by a documentary exposing poor … Continued

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Hilarious Meme Shows Just How Far Out Of Their Way People Will Go To Avoid Things—And It’s Too Accurate 😂

Ah, sweet avoidance. During the in-between week separating Christmas and the coming year, running errands feels like a monumental task that you’d just rather not. Luckily, there’s a new meme that will remind you that you’re not alone. The viral sensation, which sees Twitter users taking the long way around an emoji map, is a … Continued