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It Turns Out That Yelling Random Words For Your Friends To Spell As Fast As They Can Is F*cking Hilarious 😂

Calling all Spelling Bee Champions! There’s a brand new challenge that will put your spelling skills to work. Kaylie Kindler, or @kaykayx2 on Twitter, came up with the game when she was competing at nationals with her Indiana University cheerleading squad last year. The premise was this. “randomly yell words at each other and then try … Continued

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Twitter Is Shredding A Manbaby Who Was So Offended By Gillette’s New Ad Campaign That He Threw His Razor In The Toilet 😑

Gillette just released a new ad against bullying and harassment, and a lot of traditional men-folk have taken offense. The razor company shared the short film titled “We Believe: The Best Men Can Be” on January 13th. The ad came with the caption, “Bullying. Harassment. Is this the best a man can get? It’s only by challenging … Continued

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Just Burned Scott Walker’s Oversimplified Tax Analogy So Damn Hard 🔥

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has already started proposing tax reform. Her plan would include taxes similar to those levied in the 1960s. Yesterday, former Wisconsin governor, Scott Walker, tweeted an analogy he shared with 5th graders to explain pre-Reagan taxes (alluding to AOC’s tax policies). Explaining tax rates before Reagan to 5th graders: “Imagine if you did chores for … Continued

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This Epic Version Of The ‘Straight Line, Dashed Line’ Meme Just Won The Internet 😂

Everyone loves a good meme, so it’s no wonder why people keep coming up with new ones. The latest meme sensation is the “straight line, dashed line” meme. “Straight line, dashed line” refers to Instagram stories. When someone posts just one story, there’s a straight line at the top. When they post several, you see … Continued

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Kylie Jenner Just Responded After Losing The Record For Most Instagram Likes To A Picture Of An Egg 😮

Kylie Jenner held the world record for most likes on an Instagram post for nearly a year. However, this Sunday she lost that accolade. Jenner’s record-breaking Instagram post featured a picture of her daughter clutching onto her thumb. The caption revealed her daughter’s name to be Stormi Webster. View this post on Instagram stormi webster … Continued

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Man Goes On Racist, Sexist, And Xenophobic Tirade In London McDonald’s In Viral Video

On Friday night, a white man interrupted customers at a McDonald’s in London with a hate-filled rant. Two different videos have since gone viral, displaying the man’s disgustingly hateful and painfully inaccurate speech. It is not clear what provoked the man, but in a video posted by Alex Parvenu, the man begins by saying, “I … Continued

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Zero Time For How Publication Reports On Rep. Steve King’s ‘Racist’ Comments 🔥

If we’ve learned anything about New York’s freshman representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, it’s that she doesn’t back down against racism. She has no problem calling out the president on his racist behavior, and she just added David M. Drucker and Congressman Steve King to the list of people she publicly put on blast. On Thursday, the … Continued

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Martha Stewart’s Hack For The Perfect Scrambled Egg Is Brilliant Nonsense

Martha Stewart just came out with a new cooking hack, and people are scratching their heads. The dish at hand is none other than everyone’s breakfast go-to — scrambled eggs. Stewart’s website claims: “Achieving perfect scrambled eggs with large, soft curds time after time is not so simple, though. While every cook should master this … Continued

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New AI Would Have The Ability To Track Netflix Users Who Share Their Passwords 😱

Brand new artificial intelligence has been developed to track down the many people who share their Netflix passwords. The technology was introduced at the CES 2019 technology trade show in Las Vegas by a UK-based company, Synamedia. Synamedia’s technology uses behavioral analytics and machine learning in order to figure out how many people are logged … Continued

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New York Daily News Mocks Trump’s Tantrum-Like Demands With Epic New Cover 🔥

President Trump’s televised speech from the Oval Office on Tuesday has caused quite the stir, especially amidst the government shutdown. During the speech, Trump demanded a whopping $5.7 billion for his border wall. According to the president, if he gets the funding, he will end the government shut down, which began before Christmas and is … Continued

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Carey Hart Celebrates 13th Wedding Anniversary To Pink With The Sweetest Tribute ❤️

Thirteen years of marriage is quite an accomplishment. If you add four more years of dating to that, you get a whopping 17 years of commitment between two people. Celebrity couple Carey Hart and Pink celebrated just that. Yesterday marked their 13th wedding anniversary. The pair dated for 4 years then made it official after … Continued