About Brian Skellenger

Brian is an actor, musician, writer, babysitter, and former Olympian. One of these things is a lie. Based in NYC, Brian honed his skills in the suburbs of Minneapolis, where he could often be seen doing jazz squares down the halls of his middle school. After obtaining a degree in musical theatre, he graced the stages of Minneapolis and St. Paul before making the move to NYC. In his spare time, Brian can be found playing board games, hitting around a volleyball, and forcing friends to improvise with him.

Articles by Brian Skellenger

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Billy Eichner Just Shared An Awesome Message He Got From A Woman He Said ‘F**k You’ To 9 Years Ago

Let’s set the scene. You’re hanging out in NYC, just minding your own business, when suddenly a strange man with a microphone rushes at you asking some absurd question. And when you finally manage an answer, he shouts “f**k you” and runs off. In most instances that would be deeply unsettling, and you might need … Continued

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People Are Fiercely Divided Over The Correct Answer To This Math Equation—And Now Our Brains Hurt

Whether you were a numbers whiz or mathematically-challenged kid in school, you have to admit one nice thing about math: There’s pretty much always a right answer. Unlike other subjects that are more abstract, hypothetical or subjective, math always seems to have its act together. But when Twitter user @pjmdoll recently posted an equation, everything … Continued

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Mom Orders Cake For Two-Year-Old Daughter’s Birthday, And Notices A Hilarious Typo When She Finally Looks At It

As any parent knows, throwing a birthday party for your kid can be a stressful event. There’s so much planning and organization that goes into it that occasionally something like, oh, maybe checking the birthday cake you ordered to make sure everything’s correct, falls through the cracks. For Missouri mom Melin Jones, this is precisely … Continued

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This AirBnB Owner’s Intense List Of Bathroom Rules Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes Hard

If you’ve ever stayed at an Airbnb, it’s pretty standard that the owner leaves a set of guidelines for you to follow so that they don’t come home to a complete disaster zone. You know, things like cleaning up after yourselves, locking the doors when you leave, and generally not being a total monster. Things … Continued

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Here Are The Best Reactions To The Mind-Boggling Nightmare That Is The ‘Cats’ Trailer

The highly-anticipated trailer for the Cats movie just dropped on Thursday, and the reactions were decidedly mixed. Some diehard Cats fans were delighted while others were downright (and understandably) terrified. When the original Andrew Lloyd Webber musical opened in London in 1981, and subsequently on Broadway in 1982, audiences had never seen anything like it … Continued

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People Are Trolling The Proposed Area 51 Raid With Memes That Are Out Of This World

The internet really one-upped itself recently when a Facebook event went viral, with a massive number of people pledging to storm Area 51 in Nevada to “see them aliens.” Area 51 has long been the subject of tons of conspiracy theories as a place where the U.S. government has been hiding evidence of aliens from … Continued

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Piers Morgan Is Getting Dragged For Tweeting The Most Hypocritical Photo After Shaming Megan Rapinoe

Conservative newscaster and avid Trump supporter Piers Morgan made ripples on Friday after the U.S. defeated France in the Women’s World Cup quarterfinals. The win came at the foot of 33-year-old soccer sensation Megan Rapinoe, who gave the U.S. their 2-1 lead with her masterful delivery of the ball to the back of the net. … Continued

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Stolen Champagne Bottle Becomes The Ultimate Symbol In A Family’s Fight Against Cancer

The father of a boy who suffered from two bouts of cancer has shared the unlikely story of how a symbolic bottle of champagne was recovered against all odds after being stolen. Christian Blandford, then 18 months old, was diagnosed with a clear cell sarcoma of the kidney – a rare and aggressive form of … Continued

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Manager Of The Last Blockbuster Video On Earth Reveals How It Outlasted The Others

There are challenges that come with running the last Blockbuster Video on the planet. The computer system must be rebooted using floppy disks that only the general manager, a solid member of Gen X, knows how to use. The dot-matrix printer broke, so employees write out membership cards by hand. And the store’s business transactions … Continued

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Politician Shares The Heartfelt Letter An 11-Year-Old Girl Handed Him About Her Dire Living Situation

A British politician has shared a letter from an 11-year-old girl who told him she has problems sleeping because she has to sleep on the floor of her family-of-seven’s one-bed council flat. In the letter, the unnamed girl says: “I sleep on the floor with my two older sisters and every night when my dad … Continued

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World’s First Legally Married Transgender Couple Opens Up About Their ‘Multi-Orgasmic’ Sex Life

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT The world’s first legally married transgender couple have spoken about their extraordinary “multi-orgasmic” sex life – with one of them enjoying 198 orgasms in 90 minutes, simply by thinking. “Completely compatible,” since Ginny Seaboy, 58, met her wife, Julia James, 55, through an online forum for trans women in 2009. Marrying just … Continued

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Minnesota Police Called To Do Welfare Check On Man ‘Hugging A Pillow’ Who Turns Out Not To Be A Man At All

Police in the snowy northern U.S. state of Minnesota received a surprise on Thursday when they were called to check on the welfare of a cardboard cutout figure. Officers at the Jordan Police Department received a report of an adult male standing “motionless outside,” “wearing no coat in the cold and hugging a pillow,” according … Continued

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