About Brian Skellenger

Brian is an actor, musician, writer, babysitter, and former Olympian. One of these things is a lie. Based in NYC, Brian honed his skills in the suburbs of Minneapolis, where he could often be seen doing jazz squares down the halls of his middle school. After obtaining a degree in musical theatre, he graced the stages of Minneapolis and St. Paul before making the move to NYC. In his spare time, Brian can be found playing board games, hitting around a volleyball, and forcing friends to improvise with him.

Articles by Brian Skellenger

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Authorities Discover That Massive Bulge In Man’s Trousers Is Definitely Not His Manhood ????

A man attempting to cross from Malaysia into Singapore was found by immigration officials to be carrying four kittens in a bulge in his trousers. According to the Immigration And Checkpoints Authority, officers’ suspicions were raised when they heard meowing sounds coming from the man’s crotch during the encounter on January 2. In a post … Continued


Here Are 13 Of The Best Memes That Came From The Dumpster Fire Year Of 2018

As 2018 ticks over into 2019, reviews of the year are plentiful, but not all of them will make you laugh or, occasionally, frown with bewilderment quite like the meme review. These pieces of footage, images and text that are rapidly shared and creatively reworked are the comedic lifeblood of social media, and 2018 was … Continued

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Dying Man Leaves 14 Years Worth Of Christmas Presents For His 2-Year-Old Neighbor ????

A family were stunned to receive a sack of Christmas presents their late neighbor had left for their daughter – for the next 14 years. The presents were brought to the home of Owen and Caroline Williams in Barry, Vale of Glamorgan, by the daughter of their neighbor, Ken Watson, following his death. Mr. Williams … Continued


This Video Of The Proud Parents Of Miss Universe 2018 Reacting To Her Win Is Giving Us All The Feels ❤️

Footage of Miss Universe 2018’s parents reacting to their daughter’s victory has gone viral on Twitter. Catriona Gray, of the Philippines, was named Miss Universe 2018 in Bangkok, beating contestants from 93 other countries. When the big announcement was made, an American audience member named Michael Strahan who lives in Cambodia caught the reaction of … Continued

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Christmas Elf Goes Viral For His Epic Dance Moves Outside Toy Shop ❤️

A Christmas elf giving it his all to entertain crowds on London’s Regent Street has become a viral hit on social media. The video, which has been viewed nearly 800,000 times on Twitter, sees three elves strut their stuff to the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” outside world-famous toy shop Hamleys. ‘Leading … Continued


Twitter Joins In Solidarity After Journalist Is Kicked Out Of Australian Parliament For Violating ‘Insane’ Dress Code

Australian journalist Patricia Karvelas has received an apology from the government after she was asked to leave Parliament for allegedly breaching the dress code. The presenter for ABC News said she was “kicked out” of a parliamentary session for showing “too much skin” on Monday. Karvelas explained what had happened on Twitter, revealing that the … Continued

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Transgender Woman Who Received Ireland’s First Gender Reassignment Surgery In 1991 Opens Up About Her Incredible Life

As controversy continues over how young is too young for children to know they are transgender, Ireland’s first ever recipient of complete gender reassignment surgery has told how she felt trapped in the wrong body when she was only three. Born in County Longford, Ireland, then moving to Dublin at aged seven for the rest … Continued


Celebrities Defend David Beckham After He’s Called Out For Kissing His Daughter On The Lips

Celebrities have taken to social media to kiss their children on the lips in solidarity with David Beckham, who has received negative comments for doing so. The former footballer posted a photo to Instagram of himself and his seven-year-old daughter Harper kissing by an ice rink in London. The photo was criticized by some, causing … Continued

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Guy Hilariously Chronicles His Journey Home After Drunkenly Buying A Massive Pokemon Cushion ????

Anyone who has drunkenly bought something on the internet will relate to Callum Underwood’s dilemma… how to get a giant Pokemon cushion from the US to the UK without paying 1,000 dollars in shipping? “You’ve gotta catch ’em all”, as the saying goes, so the 31-year-old bought the huge Snorlax plush for about £150 ($193) … Continued

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Dad Spends Four Years Making Short Action Film Starring His Two Young Sons—And It’s Impressive AF ????

A dad has turned his sons into robot-fighting action heroes in a barn-storming action film shot entirely on an iPhone. Brian Vowles, a 3D animator from Toronto in Canada, spent thousands of hours over more than four years producing the short movie Robot Attack, in which Dylan, six, and Brandon, seven, explore a post-apocalyptic wasteland … Continued

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This Interview Of A World Champion Darts Player Denying Farting During Competition Is Everything ????

Champion darts player Gary Anderson was forced to deny farting on stage during a darts tournament in what must surely be the strangest post-match interview of his career. The Scot had just beaten Dutchman Wesley Harms 10-2 to progress to the quarterfinals of the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton, England, when an interviewer for … Continued

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Women Are Posting Photos Of Their Underwear To Protest Teen’s Thong Being Used In Rape Trial

Female activists in Ireland have been posting photos of their underwear online after a barrister in a rape trial drew attention to a female complainant’s thong. In the case in Cork, the jury was encouraged to consider the 17-year-old’s choice of underwear in the defense lawyer’s closing speech. The accused was subsequently found not guilty. … Continued