About Collin Gossel

Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.

Articles by Collin Gossel

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Criminal Mastermind Arrested After Getting Stuck In The Air Conditioning Vents Of The Office He Was Trying To Rob

Sometimes life isn’t like the movies. In any great heist film, the main character inevitably winds up in a ceiling air vent, crawling on their hands and knees towards the vault room, where they expertly repel down to pick the lock and make off with huge piles of cash! In real life, air vents are … Continued

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Twitter Is Ready To Sink Its Claws Into This Trophy Hunter Who Purposefully Shot And Killed A Sleeping Lion In Zimbabwe For Sport

On March 18th, the Twitter account @Protect_Wildlife shared a video of a trophy hunter in Zimbabwe sneaking up on a lion and killing it while it slept. The hunter would later pose for photos with the deceased lion, which were also shared online. A trophy hunter who allegedly shot and killed a sleeping Zimbabwe lion, … Continued

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‘Why Are So Many Grown Men Just Obsessed With Me?’ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Doesn’t Hold Back In This Late Night Talk Show Interview

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest female Congresswoman in history, visited Late Night with Seth Meyers on March 21st to talk about politics and her experience in the capital. While joking around with Meyers, Ocasio-Cortez spoke about how she’s become one of the most vilified figures in conservative media like Fox News: “I mean, it’s weird. Like, … Continued

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Guy’s Tool Shed Kept Getting Mysteriously Tidied Up Every Night, So He Planted A Hidden Camera And Caught An Unlikely Culprit

British pensioner Stephen McKears had something of a mystery on his hands. Every night, as he went to bed, he would leave his tool shed the way he liked it: a little bit messy. But every morning, he awoke to the strangest sight! His tool shed would be tidyied up as if someone had come … Continued


Woman Drops A F*ckton Of Ranch Dressing In Viral Video, And Her Coworkers Can’t Stop Laughing

It’s one thing to have an embarrassing moment at work, but it’s another thing entirely for that moment to be captured on security cameras, shared amongst your coworkers, and go viral on Twitter. Sadly, a woman who works with Twitter user @BorboaGrant had a small mishap on the job the other day: she accidentally dropped … Continued

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NYPD Officers Legit Built A Fake Wall To Pop Out From Behind In Order To Catch An Alleged Pro-Trump Graffiti Artist

The NYPD is an elite crime-fighting force that will go to any lengths to catch hardened criminals. For instance, after they received reports of a devious graffiti artist repeatedly writing #LoveTrump on the wall of a New York City subway, they knew they needed to take dramatic action. Arrested for #LoveTrump graffiti. #NYPD captures man … Continued

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An Artist Drew A Very Suggestive Picture Of Captain Marvel And Valkyrie, And We Kind Of Need It To Happen

Captain Marvel is the newest hit in Marvel’s canon of heroic adventures, introducing many around the world to Carol Danvers, a Kree-trained superwoman who also happens to be the first woman to lead a Marvel blockbuster. The breakout success of the film has inspired huge amounts of fan art from the internet, including one picture … Continued


William H. Macy Warned Against The Pitfalls Of Lying In A Recent Interview That Is Now Super Cringey

Felicity Huffman and husband William H. Macy now find themselves at the center of a widely-publicized bribery scandal where, according to the FBI, the pair paid large sums of money to a network of individuals to get their children admitted to high-end colleges. Huffman has been indicted for various types of fraud, and Macy has … Continued


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Goes Into Beast Mode By Doing Pushups In Her Office To Refocus

To be a member of Congress, you have to be TOUGH. You have to be STRONG. You have to do some PUSH-UPS! Don’t believe me? Then just check out this Instagram video from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who cranked out a quick workout with fellow Congressman Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D-Calif.) to get refocused between House hearings! View … Continued


Meghan McCain Hit Trump Right In The Ego After He Criticized The ‘Stains’ On Her Father’s Legacy

On Saturday, March 16th, President Donald Trump decided a good use of his time would be to shoot out some tweets attacking deceased national heroes, because why not? Unable to stop insulting Senator John McCain even after his death, Trump described several “dark stains” on McCain’s legacy, such as his deciding vote which doomed the … Continued


This Woman’s Definitive And Insightful List Of All The Marvel Films Is Totally On Point

Nothing frustrates and delights Marvel fans more than debating the “correct” watching order of every movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Twitter user Victoria Aveyard probably should have seen that coming when she decided to post a list she made for a friend, giving both her preferred watching order and small lines of commentary. Here’s … Continued


Rob Lowe’s ‘Hardworking Son’s’ Comment Throws Shade At The Entire College Admissions Scandal

America can’t stop talking about the massive college admissions scandal which allegedly involved 50 wealthy parents bribing university officials to accept their children’s applications to prestigious colleges despite a complete lack of qualifications. Among those caught up in the conspiracy were actresses Lori Laughlin and Felicity Huffman, but that’s not to say all stars cheat … Continued