About Collin Gossel

Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.

Articles by Collin Gossel

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PowerPoint Presentation Drinking Parties Are A Thing, And I Need To Get My Learn On 😂

There’s no situation that can’t be improved with PowerPoint. Or with alcohol. Twitter user @Miexriir proved this point beyond a shadow of a doubt when she posted several pictures of a new trend: PowerPoint parties!  Last night I went to a party where everyone had to prepare a 3 minute lecture on something they were … Continued

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Australia’s Hottest Duck Is Super Goth, Hangs Out In A Sewage Pond, And LBH Probably Went To Your Middle School 🦆

Obviously, many places take pride in their local ducks. New York City has its famous Central Park “Hot Duck:” look at this hot duck pic.twitter.com/Q1kS9eb4X5 — wait up wait for me not you i dont even know you (@awitchardson) October 30, 2018 Similar sightings have been a source of local spirit in Canada and Brooklyn! … Continued

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Patti LaBelle Admits She’s Occasionally Had To ‘Slap’ Some Sense Into Goddaughter Mariah Carey 😮

There’s only one person qualified to “slap some sense” into five-time Grammy winner Mariah Carey, and that’s the Godmother of Soul herself, Patti LaBelle. Speaking with Busy Phillips on E!’s Busy Tonight, the 74-year-old superstar spoke about what it’s like having Carey for a goddaughter: “Mariah’s my goddaughter. I have to slap her every now and then, but … Continued

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Samuel L. Jackson’s Breakout Role As A Drug Addict In ‘Jungle Fever’ Came At An Awkward Time In His Life 😬

At 70 years old, Samuel L. Jackson holds the massive distinction of being the most bankable star in Hollywood. From The Avengers, to Star Wars, to Jurassic Park, the list goes on and on. Perhaps the secret to filmmaking lies somewhere in watching Jackson scream Motherf*****. Perhaps he owns a glass ball that allows him … Continued

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There Is More Bad News For Britney Spears Fans

Is there any group of fans more unfortunate than the ever-loyal supporters of Britney Spears? The answer is NO and that’s impossible to deny that so don’t even try. Fans’ hearts went out to the Spears family last week when it was announced Britney’s father, Jamie Spears, is suffering from a life-threatening illness and ruptured … Continued

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Kelly Clarkson’s Tweet About Holiday Weight Gain Is Entirely Too Relatable 😂

With the sweet treats, big parties, and lavish dinners, we all tend to accumulate a few extra pounds during the holidays. Music superstar Kelly Clarkson drew some attention to this fact in a tongue-in-cheek Twitter post her fans could totally relate to! To the person that lost weight over the holidays…. Don’t worry, I found … Continued

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Fans Lament Digital Downloads After ‘Lego: Lord Of The Rings’ Game Is Pulled From Sale

On Friday, January 4, the video games Lego: Lord of the Rings and Lego: The Hobbit were removed without warning or ceremony from all digital stores. While physical copies of the game may still be borrowed or sold, many gamers felt helpless to know that, if their local store doesn’t happen to have a copy, … Continued

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Ariel Winter Savages Critic Who Blames Her Weight Loss On Drug Abuse

Let 2019 be the year every internet troll gets put in their place and we all live happier, healthier lives. Ariel Winter, the 20-year-old star of Modern Family, kicked things off right by soundly shutting down two Instagram commenters who decided first to body-shame her then imply she’d been losing weight by taking drugs. Winter … Continued

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This Guy Did A Cover Of Toto’s ‘Africa’ Using Just Sweet Potatoes And Squashes–And It’s Impressive 😮

Art has officially reached its high point! YouTuber Pupsi just uploaded what may be the greatest, most talented video of all time. Using only sweet potatoes and a pumpkin, he managed to create a pitch-perfect cover of “Africa” by Toto. The internet, filled with quality people of good taste, was obviously beyond excited to have this … Continued

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Heidi Klum Apologized For Ghosting Drake—And His Response Has Us Cringing 😬😂

Last February, German-American supermodel, actress, designer, TV producer, and author Heidi Klum visited The Ellen DeGeneres Show for a fun, lighthearted game of “Who’d You Rather?” Little did she know that her answer to a question would spark months of juicy drama. When asked to choose between Drake and many other celebrities, Klum repeatedly insisted she … Continued

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The Poster For ‘Stranger Things’ Season 3 Is Here—And Things Don’t Look Good For Eleven

*Warning: Stranger Things season 2 spoilers ahead* Fans have been anxiously awaiting the return of Netflix’s ’80s-style megahit Stranger Things from what feels like an interminable hiatus. When last we saw the Hawthorne gang just before Halloween 2017, they had teamed up to seal the portal between the upside-down and our world, fighting a bunch … Continued

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Woman Discovers Teddy Bear Gift From White Elephant Gift Exchange Has Human Remains Inside 😮

White elephant gifts are notorious for their oddity and questionable usefulness, but Rakhi Desai of Houston, Texas, got something more bizarre than anyone expected during her work gift exchange. After walking away with a teddy bear with the label “Neptune Society” on its foot, Desai did a little research and quickly found that her bear was … Continued