About Collin Gossel

Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.

Articles by Collin Gossel

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Donald Trump Jr. Is Getting Mocked For Speaking At Poorly-Attended Rally In Kentucky

Don Jr. and his father President Trump LOVE to brag about how big their crowds are out on the campaign trail. It seems doubtful we’re going to see a tweet about the gigantic group that showed up for Don Jr.’s recent event with Governor Matt Bevin of Kentucky, however. Organizers have asked the audience to … Continued


Jonathan Van Ness And Sophie Turner Met For The First Time At The VMAs And Talked Smack About The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Ending

Hardcore fans of Netflix’s new edition of Queer Eyewill know that the show’s resident hairstylist, Jonathan Van Ness, got his start in hilarious viral videos recapping episodes of Game of Thrones. Never saw one? Watch it here. So it goes without saying that JVN can’t get enough of Sansa Stark and the actress who plays … Continued


Tomi Lahren’s New Patriotic ‘Freedom’ Clothing Line Ironically Made In China

Great news, everyone! Tomi Lahren, conservative political pundit and famously fashionable internet presence has just announced she’s releasing a new clothing line entitled…wait for it… “Freedom“! Designed by Lahren herself, with a patriotic design featuring stars and stripes, the new clothes should be a perfect embodiment of the American spirit, which Lahren has long advocated. … Continued


Ryan Reynolds Tweets That You Can Only See a Spider-Man/Deadpool Movie ‘In My Heart’

When news broke that contract negotiations between Sony and Disney had fallen through, resulting in Spider-Man’s likely removal from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, superhero fans everywhere cried out in anguish. How DARE Sony do this to Tom Holland?! TO HUMANITY?! #SpiderMan pic.twitter.com/78rCEJDoRO — Jamie Jirak (@JamieCinematics) August 20, 2019 Live look at literally every Spider-Man … Continued

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Woman Says Her Boyfriend Broke Up With Her Because She Was Too Good At Sex

Relationships fall apart for many reasons, but being good at sex is not a common one. But unfortunately for Reddit user idkwhattodo46, her amazing abilities were simply too much for her partner to handle. Her story, entitled “My (19F) boyfriend (20M) broke up with me because I’m too good at sex” quickly went viral on … Continued

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Anti-Vaxxer Mom Asks For Prayers After Her Husband Secretly Vaccinates Their Daughter

There are sadly still many people in the world who believe the false conspiracy theories which claim vaccines are harmful to every child. On Twitter, one such woman named Lisa Bedrick posted a distraught status about how her husband went against her wishes and did the unthinkable: he got their children vaccinated! I have a … Continued

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Comedian Offers Speech Ideas After Accidentally Getting Invited To Speak At A Dental Conference

Every now and then, in our endlessly bureaucratic world, a mistake will be made. An email sent to the wrong person is nothing too out of the ordinary. What turns this small mishap into an unforgettable story however, is how people like comedian Paula Skaggs choose to respond to it. When Paula (not a dentist) … Continued


Kid Rock Called Out After Trying To Criticize Taylor Swift For Wanting ‘To Be A Democrat’ To Be In Movies

On Friday, August 9, seemingly out of nowhere, musician Kid Rock decided to go on Twitter and attempt to drag pop sensation Taylor Swift for…being a Democrat? In his strange, slightly nonsensical tweet, Rock seemed to insinuate Swift was less than sincere in her political ideology because she wants to star in movies. Taylor Swift … Continued

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North Carolina Deputy Who Was Fired For Refusing To Train Women Due To ‘Billy Graham Rule’ Cries Religious Discrimination

A North Carolina Sheriff’s Deputy was recently fired for refusing to train a female officer. He is now suing the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, claiming his religious rights were violated. Manuel Torres, 51, is a Southern Baptist who follows the infamous “Billy Graham Rule,” a practice popularized by the late evangelical pastor which says married … Continued

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The Gay Son Of A California ‘Straight Pride’ Organizer Is Calling Out The Event For What It Truly Is

Matthew Mason of Turlock, California is one of many people protesting the upcoming straight pride parade in his hometown. The event is especially significant to him, however, since it’s being organized by his adoptive mother, Mylinda Mason. Mason described the situation to FOX40 News: “This is the woman who raised me actively working against my … Continued


People Are Texting Their ‘Number Neighbors’ With Decidedly Mixed (And Hilarious) Results

A new challenge has gone viral on Twitter where people are texting their “number neighbors” (people whose phone number is one digit higher or lower) to see what they’re like. Some number neighbors are really cool, friendly people! Others…not so much. My number neighbor is not friendly pic.twitter.com/o6GLigz1L7 — josh (@isnortnyquil) August 1, 2019 my … Continued

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Guy Confronts His Girlfriend After Finding Videos Of Her Secret Porn Life Only To Come To A Cringe-Worthy Realization

Reddit user MeGustaHorchata made a huge, HUGE mistake. To share the story of his epic screw-up, he went to the perfect place: the subreddit r/TIFU, which stands for “Today I F***ed Up.” In excruciating detail, MeGustaHorchata told the story of how he found out his girlfriend was a pornstar and confronted her about it: “This … Continued