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About Erica Diaz

Erica is the consummate cool-kid. She’s so cool that she’s been talked about in magazines, on blogs and on the radio after losing her left eye because of a piece of glitter. She is still actively mourning the passing of Prince and hopes to one day do an all-iguana remake of Graffiti Bridge since iguanas are plentiful near her home in South Florida. She has yet to find one that can really nail the “ahhhyayayeaheaheah” that Tevin Campbell does in Round and Round, and everyone knows the music is the important part of any Prince film. She’s a mother, singer, writer and (if the internet is to be believed - which we all know it is) a Nigerian socialite mid-ranking member of the Illuminati. She prides herself on being the most popular one-eyed rock star under 5 ft tall in pretty much any room she walks into.

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Couple Dragged For Having ‘Worst Gender Reveal’ After Throwing Watermelon Into Hippo’s Mouth

Gender reveal parties are already kind of the worst. We could argue that gender is a societal construct not limited to functioning in line with biological sex. We could argue that biological sex and gender both exist on spectrums far more complicated than pink or blue. We could, but we’re not going to. Instead, we’re going … Continued

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‘Stranger Things’ Star Joe Keery Traded His Signature Mullet For Bangs, And The Internet Is In Mourning

Joe Keery may not be a household name—even for fans of the hit Netflix series he plays Steve Harrington in, Stranger Things. That doesn’t mean he isn’t widely recognized, though. We may not all know his name, but even casual fans of the show know that sweet, sweet signature 80’s hair. Well… knew Joe Keery’s … Continued

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Video Of Female Trump Supporters Enthusiastically Chanting ‘Trump!’ Is Getting Appropriately Roasted

Brace yourselves, folks. You’re about to witness a video that is peak-level awkward to watch. Belgium-based writer and Hashtag Roundup host, Nico, shared a video taken at a Women For Trump meeting. The video shows the women waving signs around and chanting Trump’s name repeatedly. That’s awkward and uncomfortable enough, but this is one of … Continued

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Gillian Anderson Says She’s ‘Falling In Love’ With Margaret Thatcher After Being Cast As Her In ‘The Crown’—And Fans Are Conflicted

Gillian Anderson, best known for her work as Dana Scully on the X-Files, has been cast to play UK conservative (lower case “c” for the right leaning ideology) figure Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher in the hit Netflix series, The Crown. The casting raised some eyebrows, but it’s been Gillian’s comments on playing the role that … Continued

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Azealia Banks Slams Lizzo As A ‘Millennial Mammy’ For White People In Instagram Rant

Lizzo is currently the queen of confidence boosting jams, DNA tests and being 100% that b*tch. The rest of us can manage like 65% at best. Lizzo made history as one of only five black women to hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this decade. Her concerts are selling out left and right. She’s … Continued

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Guy Gets Mocked After Asking His Girlfriend If She Wants ‘Lemon Or Lime’ Tampons

Let’s have a moment of honesty here; the “feminine hygiene” aisle can be daunting even for those of us who own menstruating uteruses. Uteri? What’s the correct plural of uterus, anyway? The sheer number of options is mind boggling. At most stores you can choose pads, tampons or menstrual cups – and then from each … Continued

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Twitter Users Are Debating Whether Or Not Wario Has Nipples

You know how there are some arguments you just never thought you would find people embroiled in? Some things just seem so utterly ridiculous that it’s hard to fathom why people care; but before you know it social media is exploding over something that makes you question what bizzarro universe you stumbled into. This is … Continued

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Andy Richter Calls Out Airline Passenger For Putting His Bare Feet On The Back Of A Seat

For those of us who hate to fly, the reasons are already nearly endless. Baggage fees, TSA getting grabby, that weird airplane smell, people who disturb that weird airplane smell by eating fish on board, turbulence, people who clap when the plane lands … you get what I’m saying. Lately, there has been a new … Continued

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Little Girl Battles Through Her Sister Gladiator-Style, Then Takes Out Her Baby Brother To Seal The Deal

Frustrated siblings of the world (so … pretty much everyone who has a sibling. It’s okay to admit they’re annoying sometimes.) MEET YOUR NEW HERO. Recently a little girl named Quinn got the joy of doing what so many of us have only ever daydreamed about. Think back to all the times your siblings drove … Continued

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Someone Made A Ventriloquist Dummy Of Timotheé Chalamet—And It’s One Big NOPE

Timothee Chalamet is an undeniably stunning man with incredibly distinctive features. The actor’s chiseled jawline, luxurious mane, and almost feminine eyes would inspire pretty much any artist… we just really wish it didn’t inspire one artist in particular. One figure maker took the time to painstakingly craft a ventriloquist’s dummy in the likeness of Timothee … Continued

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