About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm

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Dog Can’t Contain Her Unbridled Joy At Getting A New Puppy Friend In Adorable Viral Video

We. Do not. Deserve. Dogs. They are the purest joy on the planet and what we’ve ever done to be worthy of their splendor is a mystery for the ages. But somehow, some way, here we are, on the Earth at the same time as them. Hashtag blessed! And the internet’s latest installment in the … Continued

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Former Fox News Host Calls Network ‘Racist’ And ‘Demonizing’

A former FoxNews anchor recently opened up about her experiences at the network, and… well, it’s not pretty, even if it’s not exactly surprising. Eboni K. Williams recently joined hosts DJ Envy, Angela Yee and Charlamagne Tha God on the radio show The Breakfast Club to spill the proverbial tea about her four-and-a-half-year tenure at FoxNews. … Continued

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This Man Bet His Pregnant Wife They Would Name Their Child After Tiger Woods If Woods Won The Masters

You may have heard that pro golfer Tiger Woods recently did the impossible. He won the Masters this past weekend, his first championship win in 11 years and first Masters win in 14, the longest Masters win gap in history. It was a triumphant comeback after a devastating career setback that culminated with a sex … Continued

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There Might Be Nothing Weirder Than This Guy Who Dug A Grave For His Dog While The Dog Watched

Um… this story is… it’s… what’s the word… WHAT THE F**K. So writer Franklin Hardy, who’s written on TV shows like The Knick and You’re the Worst, recently posted an extremely, um, interesting? And confusing? And low-key mortifying? story on Twitter that has people shook! Hardy’s dad’s dog was under the weather, and his veterinarian told him … Continued

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Woman Didn’t Want Her Dog’s Feet To Get Dirty, So She Shaved Them—And Oh Dear God

And now for today’s “OH GOD WHY MAKE IT STOP” story! Have you ever seen a dog’s feet? I’ve lived amongst canines my entire life, and until today, I never had. It is, it turns out, quite an experience. One that I don’t appreciate. Imagine, if you will, some kind of bizarre lizard. Maybe it’s … Continued

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Will Smith Challenged Some Youngsters On The Set Of ‘Bad Boys’ To Basketball, And They Kinda Schooled Him

Will Smith had to learn a lesson the hard way this week: He may be one of the biggest movie stars on the planet, but that apparently doesn’t make him invincible on the basketball court! Smith has been in Miami filming Bad Boys For Life, the follow-up chapter to his iconic 1995 movie Bad Boys, which … Continued

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Nothing To See Here, Just An Adult Human In A Trench Coat—Definitely Not Two Stacked Kids

There is nothing like an old-fashioned gag. Lapel boutonnieres that squirt water, buzzers that shock people when you give them a handshake, those cans of nuts that are actually cans of “snakes”–they just don’t make ’em like that anymore! But Twitter recently witnessed a couple of kids out in the world somewhere keeping the oldey-timey … Continued

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Donald Trump Jr. Just Tried To Slam Pete Buttigieg On Twitter, And It Backfired Big Time

Oh look, Donald Trump Jr. went on Twitter and made a full horse’s a** of himself again! This time, it’s in reference to Mayor of South Bend, IN and First Openly LGBTQ Presidential Candidate™ Pete Buttigieg. He’s gay! He’s a veteran! He speaks in complete sentences that make logical and syntactical sense! So naturally, the … Continued

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A Lizzo Song Has Inspired People To Share Their DNA Test Results In Highly Amusing Fashion

Ladies and gents, a new meme is taking over the internet, and it’s an absolute DELIGHT. In case you’re unfamiliar, rapper/singer/flutist/genius Lizzo is the best thing to happen to music, the internet and maybe humanity in recent years or maybe ever. From her electrifying live performances to her irreverent fuc* the haters and love yourself ethos, … Continued

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Alaska High School Expels Female Student For Kicking A Boy In The Crotch Who Was ‘Protesting’ A Trans Student By Barging Into The Girls’ Bathroom

Oh look, a high school has upheld that proud high school cliché of punishing the wrong student. Neat! This time, it’s in Alaska at North Pole High School near the city of Fairbanks. The school, like so many around the country, is struggling with controversy over some students having actual opinions about where transgender students … Continued

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A Netflix Twitter Account’s Thread About Eliminating The Term ‘Chick Flick’ Has Caused A Mini Uproar

Well, it wouldn’t be a day ending in “WHY”—er, rather, “y”—without needless internet outrage over something that barely matters, and so far this week has delivered! One of Netflix’s many Twitter accounts, @NetflixFilm, recently tweeted out a short thread about how it might be time to put the term “chick flick” on ice. Quick PSA: … Continued

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