About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm

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Burger King Claps Back After Troll Tries To Shame Them For Hiring Deaf Person

A customer, who goes by “Lucas @chillisauceabc” on Twitter, snapped a photo of a poster detailing a new accommodation deployed at Burger Kings in Indonesia. The poster announces using picture menus. Such things would accommodate non-verbal, verbally impaired and hearing impaired customers and employees. Surely the customer wished to applaud this move by the fast … Continued

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Disney Fanatic Banned From All Disney Parks For Life After Drunken Meltdown

Disney World may be “the happiest place on Earth,” but it never will be again for Ellen McMillion of—yes, you guessed it: GIPHY Good ol’ Florida, our nation’s treasure trove of full-tilt weirdness. Anyway, Ellen McMillion is one of these Disney fanatics you hear about, with a social media presence overflowing with photos of her … Continued

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Brazilian Paper Puts Gay Marvel Kiss On Front Page After Conservative Rio Mayor Tries To Ban Comic

Well, we regret to inform you that the Evangelicals are at it yet again. But this time they got epically trolled! For this heart-warming tale, let us venture alllllll the way down to Brazil, specifically the city of Rio de Janeiro. See, their mayor is a Jesus enthusiast, and as such is HEAVILY INVESTED in what … Continued

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Celebri-Tea

Strong Breeze Turns Ivanka Trump’s Dress Into A Fashion Blunder—And Twitter Isn’t Holding Back

Great. As if we didn’t have enough to worry about nowadays, Ivanka Trump is apparently some kind of shape-shifter—at least, that’s the impression her recent visit to Colombia has left. Princess, er, Presidential Adviser Trump recently visited the South American country for absolutely no valid reason because she has no business handling issues of state … Continued

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Guy Gives His All While Dancing For Kids To Beyoncé’s ‘Crazy In Love’ In Viral Video

If you have kids you need to fire all of your babysitters, because there is no way they are bringing this level of energy. Meet Brandon Fries. He works at the Sandusky, Ohio branch of Great Wolf Lodge, a chain of waterpark resorts aimed at families and kids. The Sandusky location has everything from an … Continued

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Celebri-Tea

Serena Williams’ Husband Throws Shade At Maria Sharapova By Wearing D.A.R.E. Shirt To Their Match

Men of the world, if you’re looking for a master class in how to be a supportive–and deeply, deeply shady–partner, here it is. Serena Williams‘s spouse (oh and also Reddit founder, but can we all agree the former is the bigger accomplishment?) Alexis Ohanian has set the internet on fire for the way he chose … Continued

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Ryan Reynolds Trolls Blake Lively On Her Birthday By Sharing Unflattering Pictures Of Her On Instagram

Stars: they’re just like us! Including trolling each other on their birthdays. That is, if they’re Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, at least. They’ve developed a sort of tradition of trolling each other on Instagram on their birthdays. Such as this unflattering shot of Blake on the set of a movie that Ryan captioned “#nofilter.” … Continued

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Brie Larson Just Posted A Picture Of Herself Holding Thor’s Hammer–And Some Fans Aren’t Happy

Uh oh… Men on the internet are triggered again. Is it because our country is going to start detaining children indefinitely‽ Because the Amazon is literally burning down forever‽ Oh, no. Nothing like that. Don’t be silly. It’s because *checks notes* a lady took a picture with Thor’s hammer, Mjölnir. So as you may know … Continued

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Clever Mom Throws A Job Fair For Her Kids When They Ask For More Allowance

Teaching kids the value of a dollar is no small task. Indeed, some kids never learn the concept, such as every roommate I ever had! But that is a whole other article. Anyway! It’s tough to convey to children how money works when they don’t have any actual real-life responsibilities, right? My mom would get … Continued

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People Aren’t Sure If Video Shows Person Petting A Rabbit Or A Raven

Alright kids, it’s time for a new illusion to tear us apart on Twitter. This time, we’ll be venturing not into the world of dresses or auditory tricks, but into the animal kingdom. It all began when academic and podcast host Dan Quintana posted this video to his Twitter feed. Rabbits love getting stroked on … Continued

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James Blunt Just Found His Unlikely Female Doppelgänger In Sportscaster Faye Carruthers

Science says the likelihood of us all having a doppelgänger somewhere is surprisingly high. But what are the odds of ever finding yours amongst the vast expanse of humanity? And the odds of them being the opposite gender and them just showing up on the telly and also the odds of you being famous Grammy-nominated … Continued

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