About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm

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Melania Trump Took A $35,000 Flight From DC To Florida Just Hours After Her Husband Grounded Nancy Pelosi’s Overseas Trip For ‘Financial Reasons’

Cool cool! More swamp dealings and chicanery from our dear President and his illegal immigrant bride, just in time for the weekend! So you may have heard that President Donald Trump and Speaker of the “Yes Hi I Just Cleaned Your Clock Which Incidentally Is Ticking By Which I Mean You Are Probs Going to … Continued

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“There Are No Borders Within Us:” Mexican Airline Savagely Trolls Americans And Trump With Hilarious New Ad

It’s only been two years but Mexico has already amassed a rather illustrious history of trolling Donald Trump’s America! First, there was former Mexican President Vicente Fox assuring us that “Mexico will not pay for the f***en wall!” Then this week, after already having put out a gritty, moving ad in response to Trump’s rise … Continued

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Mariah Carey’s Response To The 10 Year Challenge Proves That She’s A Queen And We’re Not Worthy 🙌

There’s a reason Mariah is the undisputed queen of the divas, and this week she put us on notice once again. She’s already given us one of the most iconic and versatile gifs in the history of gifdom: And now she is rewriting the rules of the latest viral trend. In fact, she killed it … Continued

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Forget Serena Williams—Her Daughter’s Doll Qai Qai Is Serving Everything We Need At The Australian Open 🎾

Some champions fill us with awe; others inspire. And then there’s the ones that are so G.O.A.T. everything they touch turns to gold. Even an innocuous inanimate object like, say, a basic, run-of-the-mill baby doll. By which I mean, She Who Needs No Introduction: Qai Qai Williams-Ohanian, granddaughter to Serena Williams and Reddit co-founder Alexis … Continued

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Watching This Baby Shamelessly Try To Steal Bites From Mom’s Burrito Makes Me Feel Known

It’s indisputable that burritos are one of life’s greatest joys—I think Socrates said something like that. And the transition to solid foods is a milestone in every baby’s life, so by the transitive property or whatever that mess was from geometry class, you could say that the transition to burritos is one of a human’s … Continued

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Dear John Boyega—What Is Even Going On In This Picture You Posted From The Set Of ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’?!

Okay, Star Wars fans! These are the moments we train for! Are you ready? We got hints about the new movie, coming in hot! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Okay, I’m embellishing. It’s just an Instagram post, but… it does indicate some potentially crazy goings-on on the set of Episode IX. And given that we know… literally … Continued

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Nicole Kidman Finally Acknowledged Rami Malek’s Presence After Her Awkward Golden Globes Snub 😂

It was far and away one of the most awkward awards show moments EVER. The definition of cringe! The visual representation of secondhand embarrassment! It should come with a trigger warning for anyone with social anxiety! It was the moment when, after Bohemian Rhapsody‘s Best Picture win, the film’s star Rami Malek tried to say hello … Continued

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Justin Trudeau’s Doppelgänger Is Competing On A Reality Singing Competition In Afghanistan 😮

They say we all have a doppelgänger out there … somewhere… *eerie music cue* The notion is so ingrained it has inspired everything from The Parent Trap, to…the remake of The Parent Trap, and also apparently Dostoyevsky as well as these two dudes who met on a plane and are definitely cyborg clones of one another. Now, we … Continued

The Scoop

Fans Are Living For Nick Jonas And Priyanka Chopra’s Caribbean Honeymoon Photos

The whirlwind love affair of Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra has begun it’s latest chapter–the honeymoon! As you may have heard, the former Jonas Brothers frontman and Quantico actress got hitched in an extravagant ceremony that made the Royal Wedding look like a church picnic. It was in an Indian palace! Priyanka’s dress had two million sequins and … Continued

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The Director Of ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World’ Offers A Glimpse Into How They Filmed A Very Intricate Sequence 😮

Today’s hyper-technical filmmaking means no visual image is really off-limits. Even the most high-tech sequences can be made at home if you have the right software and the right know-how. So when a filmmaker elects to do things the old-fashioned way–basically, by hand–it can be pretty thrilling and impressive. And recently, filmmaker Edgar Wright revealed … Continued

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Republican Strategist Calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘The Little Girl’ During Interview—So She Shuts Him All The Way Down 🔥

Hoo boy, these conservatives sure are out here trying it with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aren’t they?! It’s like they’re writing a book called “Tryna Stay Relevant by Denigrating AOC: A Guide to Conservative Politics” and they’re teasing a new chapter every day. It’s very weird! They’ve smeared her for being a Socialist—but the only people for … Continued

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The First Openly Bisexual Senator Was Not Sworn In On A Bible And People Are Loving It

One of the greatest things about the swearing-in of the 116th Congress this week was the incredible diversity of the new class. Much was made online of just the photos of the new House of Representatives alone—filled with far more than we’re used to seeing. The majority GOP Senate, of course, was a different story. … Continued