About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm

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Chelsea Clinton Turns Trump’s Own Words Against Him After He Rage Tweets About Impeachment Investigation

Say what you will about her Mom and Dad, but Chelsea Clinton does NOT play! And this week, she expertly and thoroughly burned the President to a crisp, using no kindling but his own tweet. You may have heard that our President is currently embroiled in his biggest scandal yet, an official impeachment inquiry resulting … Continued

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Greta Thunberg Lays Down Some Cold, Hard Truth About The ‘Haters’ Attacking Her With Powerful Twitter Thread

Sixteen-year-old Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg is many things—brilliant, passionate, brave. But one thing she is emphatically not is willing to be used as a prop by right-wing ideologues. In short, do not mess with Greta Thunberg! In the wake of her blistering speech at the United Nations earlier this week, Thunberg has been subject to … Continued

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Jennifer Garner Slurs Her Way Through Tongue-Twister After A Trip To The Dentist In Viral Video

Dental anesthesia has been the genesis of so many of our greatest viral videos. There was the girl who talked about a unicorn giving her blueberries and then informed us that Jesus Christ was in the house—IN SONG. A classic! And of course, there’s the king of them all, “David After Dentist.” The gold standard! … Continued

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Laura Ingraham’s Bizarre ‘Pajama Boy’ Rant About Men’s Fashion Has The Internet Completely Puzzled

Must’ve been a slow news day at good ol’ FoxNews on Wednesday… Laura Ingraham has gone on yet another long-winded rant about the so-called (also, non-existent) “war on men” in contemporary America. The weapon of war this time? Fashion, or something. It’s honestly hard to tell. Mostly it was the same rhetoric as always, but … Continued

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Sean Hannity And Laura Ingraham Get Into Passive-Aggressive War Of Words After She Cut Away From Trump Speech Too Early

Uh oh… look out everyone, our FoxNews mommy and daddy are fighting! You know that thing where people’s faces are smiling but you’re still preeeeeetty sure they hate each other? Well, that happened this week, on live telly between two of FoxNews’ most prominent anchors, Sean Hannity and Laura Ingraham. During the transition between their shows … Continued

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Dad Gets Dragged Online After Refusing To Walk His Daughter Down The Aisle Alongside Her Stepfather

You know that thing where a person is being completely ridiculous, but genuinely thinks they’re in the right? In their mind they’re 100% justified. And then they pose the situation to others expecting back-up. And are sincerely shocked when instead, everyone is like: GIPHY Well, that’s pretty much exactly what happened when a gent going … Continued

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Burger King Claps Back After Troll Tries To Shame Them For Hiring Deaf Person

A customer, who goes by “Lucas @chillisauceabc” on Twitter, snapped a photo of a poster detailing a new accommodation deployed at Burger Kings in Indonesia. The poster announces using picture menus. Such things would accommodate non-verbal, verbally impaired and hearing impaired customers and employees. Surely the customer wished to applaud this move by the fast … Continued

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Disney Fanatic Banned From All Disney Parks For Life After Drunken Meltdown

Disney World may be “the happiest place on Earth,” but it never will be again for Ellen McMillion of—yes, you guessed it: GIPHY Good ol’ Florida, our nation’s treasure trove of full-tilt weirdness. Anyway, Ellen McMillion is one of these Disney fanatics you hear about, with a social media presence overflowing with photos of her … Continued

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Brazilian Paper Puts Gay Marvel Kiss On Front Page After Conservative Rio Mayor Tries To Ban Comic

Well, we regret to inform you that the Evangelicals are at it yet again. But this time they got epically trolled! For this heart-warming tale, let us venture alllllll the way down to Brazil, specifically the city of Rio de Janeiro. See, their mayor is a Jesus enthusiast, and as such is HEAVILY INVESTED in what … Continued

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Strong Breeze Turns Ivanka Trump’s Dress Into A Fashion Blunder—And Twitter Isn’t Holding Back

Great. As if we didn’t have enough to worry about nowadays, Ivanka Trump is apparently some kind of shape-shifter—at least, that’s the impression her recent visit to Colombia has left. Princess, er, Presidential Adviser Trump recently visited the South American country for absolutely no valid reason because she has no business handling issues of state … Continued

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Guy Gives His All While Dancing For Kids To Beyoncé’s ‘Crazy In Love’ In Viral Video

If you have kids you need to fire all of your babysitters, because there is no way they are bringing this level of energy. Meet Brandon Fries. He works at the Sandusky, Ohio branch of Great Wolf Lodge, a chain of waterpark resorts aimed at families and kids. The Sandusky location has everything from an … Continued

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