About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm


Woman Posts Video Of Herself Reacting To Trying Kombucha For The First Time

You ever taste something for the first time and it sends you on a journey through every human emotion, from “Oh hell no” to “Well now wait a minute…” and then back to “NO” before returning once again to “Hmm maybe?” A woman on TikTok documented this extremely relatable and specific experience and it’s blown … Continued


Drake Got A Tattoo Of Himself Walking In Front Of The Beatles A La ‘Abbey Road’ After Breaking Some Of Their Records

“If you’ve got it, flaunt it” as the old adage says. And if there’s one person who has taken this advice DEEPLY to heart, it seems it’s Drake. After beating some records set by what is often called the most influential band of all time, The Beatles, Drake got a tattoo placing himself in the … Continued


Some Guy Tried To Use Miley Cyrus As An Example Of Why You Should Never Date Bisexuals—And Halsey Called Him Out

We regret to inform you that the straight men have been triggered yet again.  What’s got them in their feelings this time? Those pesky bisexuals. Specifically, the fact that they, like, exist. Specifically, in the form of one Miley Cyrus. You may have heard that Miley and her husband Liam are calling it quits after … Continued


Macaulay Culkin Just Showed Us All What A ‘Home Alone’ Reboot Would Actually Look Like—And Yep, Seems About Right

Boy, the times they are a-changin’ aren’t they? Even Disney, the makers of such theatrical tentpole classics as the O.G. The Lion King and Aladdin are going the way of Netflix, launching their own streaming service, Disney+. And they’re murdering our childhoods with a knife and leaving them to bleed out on the side of the freeway in … Continued

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Newly-Opened Restaurant’s Name Ignites Backlash For Being ‘Racist’—But The Owners Say It’s All In Good Fun

A new restaurant has just opened in the town of Saltash in Cornwall, United Kingdom. New business, especially places to eat, are always welcome, right? But its name has stoked quite a controversy. The name of the place? Burrito and burger bar called Foreign Muck accused of ‘racism’ https://t.co/jlQrfyNtYZ pic.twitter.com/KqIaiUHs1f — Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) August … Continued


Will Smith Just Shared The Weirdest Video Of Him Face Swapped With Jada Pinkett Smith That Can’t Be Unseen

Are you a huge Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith fan? Have you ever wished you could just mash them into one perfect, inhumanly beautiful person? Well now’s your chance! Jada’s talk show on Facebook Watch, Red Table Talk, which she co-hosts with her daughter Willow and her mother Adrienne Banfield Norris, has tackled all sorts … Continued


Mario Lopez Faces Backlash For Saying It’s ‘Dangerous’ For Parents To Support Their Trans Kids

Oh good, the cisgender are giving their opinions on transgender people’s right  to exist again. This time, it’s Saved By the Bell alum and Access Hollywood host Mario Lopez. speaking  about stuff he clearly does not know anything about according to, like, doctors and science. In June, Lopez appeared on alt-right Candace Owens’ show The Candace Owens … Continued

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Girl Has Priceless Reaction After A Bird Flies Into Her Face While She’s Riding A Roller Coaster

Nothing like a day at the amusement park, right‽‽ The rides! The junk food! The birds dive-bombing you in the face while riding the roller coasters. At least, that’s what happened to a 10-year-old Australian girl named Paige, whether she liked it or not. She was riding the DC Rivals Hypercoaster at the Warner Brothers … Continued


Solange Knowles Put Everyone On Blast After Some ‘Jeopardy!’ Contestants Struggled To Name Her Recent Album

Sometimes it’s hard to believe that we were all chosen to live in a time where we have not just Beyoncé, but her equally (some would say even more don’t @ me) talented sister Solange. Like, what did any of us do to deserve this blessing? But despite winning a Grammy for the very first … Continued

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Forever 21 Faces Backlash After Including Diet Bars With Customers’ Online Orders

Let’s take a trip into our imaginations. Let’s say you’re the head honcho of a major clothing retailer, one whose main demographics are young women and plus-size women, two groups positively buffeted on all sides by toxic messaging about their weight. Now let’s say that you’re searching for a merch tie-in to add to all … Continued


Ellen Barkin Just Dragged The Hell Out Of Captain Kangaroo And Shari Lewis After the Mister Rogers Trailer Dropped

Ellen Barkin’s Twitter profile continues its meteoric rise in the ranks of the best celebrity Twitter feeds around. The Emmy and Tony Award-winning actress had already been a prime Twitter follow for her outspoken, slightly mom-y takedowns of President Trump. (Like when she told him to take a long walk off a short pier. Poetry!) … Continued