About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm


Serena Williams’ Husband Throws Shade At Maria Sharapova By Wearing D.A.R.E. Shirt To Their Match

Men of the world, if you’re looking for a master class in how to be a supportive–and deeply, deeply shady–partner, here it is. Serena Williams‘s spouse (oh and also Reddit founder, but can we all agree the former is the bigger accomplishment?) Alexis Ohanian has set the internet on fire for the way he chose … Continued


Ryan Reynolds Trolls Blake Lively On Her Birthday By Sharing Unflattering Pictures Of Her On Instagram

Stars: they’re just like us! Including trolling each other on their birthdays. That is, if they’re Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, at least. They’ve developed a sort of tradition of trolling each other on Instagram on their birthdays. Such as this unflattering shot of Blake on the set of a movie that Ryan captioned “#nofilter.” … Continued


Brie Larson Just Posted A Picture Of Herself Holding Thor’s Hammer–And Some Fans Aren’t Happy

Uh oh… Men on the internet are triggered again. Is it because our country is going to start detaining children indefinitely‽ Because the Amazon is literally burning down forever‽ Oh, no. Nothing like that. Don’t be silly. It’s because *checks notes* a lady took a picture with Thor’s hammer, Mjölnir. So as you may know … Continued


Clever Mom Throws A Job Fair For Her Kids When They Ask For More Allowance

Teaching kids the value of a dollar is no small task. Indeed, some kids never learn the concept, such as every roommate I ever had! But that is a whole other article. Anyway! It’s tough to convey to children how money works when they don’t have any actual real-life responsibilities, right? My mom would get … Continued


People Aren’t Sure If Video Shows Person Petting A Rabbit Or A Raven

Alright kids, it’s time for a new illusion to tear us apart on Twitter. This time, we’ll be venturing not into the world of dresses or auditory tricks, but into the animal kingdom. It all began when academic and podcast host Dan Quintana posted this video to his Twitter feed. Rabbits love getting stroked on … Continued


James Blunt Just Found His Unlikely Female Doppelgänger In Sportscaster Faye Carruthers

Science says the likelihood of us all having a doppelgänger somewhere is surprisingly high. But what are the odds of ever finding yours amongst the vast expanse of humanity? And the odds of them being the opposite gender and them just showing up on the telly and also the odds of you being famous Grammy-nominated … Continued


Woman Posts Video Of Herself Reacting To Trying Kombucha For The First Time

You ever taste something for the first time and it sends you on a journey through every human emotion, from “Oh hell no” to “Well now wait a minute…” and then back to “NO” before returning once again to “Hmm maybe?” A woman on TikTok documented this extremely relatable and specific experience and it’s blown … Continued


Drake Got A Tattoo Of Himself Walking In Front Of The Beatles A La ‘Abbey Road’ After Breaking Some Of Their Records

“If you’ve got it, flaunt it” as the old adage says. And if there’s one person who has taken this advice DEEPLY to heart, it seems it’s Drake. After beating some records set by what is often called the most influential band of all time, The Beatles, Drake got a tattoo placing himself in the … Continued


Some Guy Tried To Use Miley Cyrus As An Example Of Why You Should Never Date Bisexuals—And Halsey Called Him Out

We regret to inform you that the straight men have been triggered yet again.  What’s got them in their feelings this time? Those pesky bisexuals. Specifically, the fact that they, like, exist. Specifically, in the form of one Miley Cyrus. You may have heard that Miley and her husband Liam are calling it quits after … Continued


Macaulay Culkin Just Showed Us All What A ‘Home Alone’ Reboot Would Actually Look Like—And Yep, Seems About Right

Boy, the times they are a-changin’ aren’t they? Even Disney, the makers of such theatrical tentpole classics as the O.G. The Lion King and Aladdin are going the way of Netflix, launching their own streaming service, Disney+. And they’re murdering our childhoods with a knife and leaving them to bleed out on the side of the freeway in … Continued

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Newly-Opened Restaurant’s Name Ignites Backlash For Being ‘Racist’—But The Owners Say It’s All In Good Fun

A new restaurant has just opened in the town of Saltash in Cornwall, United Kingdom. New business, especially places to eat, are always welcome, right? But its name has stoked quite a controversy. The name of the place? Burrito and burger bar called Foreign Muck accused of ‘racism’ https://t.co/jlQrfyNtYZ pic.twitter.com/KqIaiUHs1f — Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) August … Continued