About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm


Someone Tweeted That ‘Ed Sheeran Got Hot,’ And The Internet Took It And Ran

There are so many adjectives to describe Ed Sheeran. Surely many would go with “genius.” His albums, after all, have a tendency to shatter records left and right in several different parts of the world. “Accomplished” could be another—the guy’s list of awards and accolades is reeeeeally long, especially when weighed against the relatively short … Continued

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Indiana Man Tries To Kidnap 6-Year-Old Girl From Her Grandparents’ Apartment—And They Make Him Instantly Regret It

Let this be a lesson to you all: drugs are bad. Because they can make you do crazy things. Things like break down the door to a random apartment and try to kidnap a random child you’re convinced is yours.  But in fact is just a random child who’s never seen you in its life. … Continued


You Know That ‘Friendship Tree’ Trump And Macron Planted Together? Yeah, She Dead.

LOL, Oops… In what simply must be the most hilariously symbolic thing to ever happen in the history of human existence, the “Friendship Tree” our Glorious Leader—President Donald Trump—and French President Emmanuel Macron planted is now just a pile of dead sticks being run through the wood chipper of time. Trump and Macron planted a … Continued


Hugh Grant Opens Up About The Reasons He Won’t Do Rom-Coms Anymore

When it comes to rom-coms, there’s a handful of undisputed queens of the genre–Julia Roberts and Meg Ryan are usually the first names to come to mind. But when it comes to kings? Well, there’s really only one guy who fits the bill: Hugh Grant. From his breakout in Four Weddings and a Funeral to iconic films … Continued


Some Taylor Swift Fans Just Noticed An Awkward Typo On Their Merchandise—And They’re Not Happy About It

Okay, dear readers, get out your notebooks and pencils, because today we have a cautionary lesson about DOING AT LEAST THE ABSOLUTE LEAST on any project before sending it out into the world. Our lesson comes via current queen of the world—wait no that’s Beyoncé… Princess? Princess of the world? Lady-in-waiting to the world? Whatever, … Continued


Chris Evans Has Seen Those Memes Of Him With Acrylic Nails And Weaves—And He Approves

If this doesn’t officially seal the deal on Chris Evans being the Best Hollywood Chris then I just don’t know what will! I don’t know about you, but memes are the only thing keeping me alive nowadays. Remember when the internet was just mostly fun instead of a non-stop horror show? Thankfully, there are still … Continued

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Woman Charged After Attacking Miami Burger King Manager For Refusing To Give Her Free French Fries

Well you know what they: there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Oh and also WTF IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA?! That’s the other adage. In any case, these two forces recently combined for one heck of a “Florida Man” story: Natasha Bagley of Miami, Florida has been arrested and charged after attacking a manager … Continued

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San Diego High School Under Fire For Teachers’ ‘Culturally Insensitive’ Yearbook Photos—And, Yikes

Here we go again… A high school near San Diego has found itself at the center of a sh*t storm as yearbook photos of its world language department have been deemed “culturally insensitive and in poor judgment” by the school’s administration. The photos feature San Pasqual High School’s language teachers in costume. What sort of … Continued

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Dad Fires Son From Family Business After Snapchat Video Of Him Urinating On A Child Cancer Victim’s Memorial Draws Outrage

Well, 2019 just continues being the most 2019 year that ever 2019’d, and now we have a new entry into the lisr of “What the actual f**k is the matter with people?” Twenty-three-year-old Brian Bellace of New Jersey went viral this past weekend after a video was posted to Snapchat of him drunkenly urinating on … Continued