About John Sundholm

John Sundholm is a writer, video producer and performer originally from Michigan, and is one of those people who says he "lived in London for a while" even though it was only six weeks for study abroad. He made Ellen DeGeneres laugh once so you should probably follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Medium, where he does a lot of yelling under the name @JohntheCraptist.

Articles by John Sundholm


Watching Pete Buttigieg ‘Slow Jam The News’ Is A Truly Titillating And Hilarious Experience

Pretty much the only fun part of our presidential elections is watching candidates go onto the late-night shows and try–and sometimes succeed!–at some kind of silly antics. The latest to give it a try? South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg! He went on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to take part in the classic bit, “Slow … Continued


Bette Midler Laid The Ultimate Smackdown On Twitter After Trump Dubbed Himself Our ‘All Time Favorite President’

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the one, the only, the Donald Trump slayer herself: The Divine Miss M! Never one to hold her tongue, Bette has become somewhat of a Twitter mainstay when it comes to laying into our *checks notes* President for his often infuriating, sometimes horrifying, always dumb tweets. … Continued

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The Internet Savages Tomi Lahren After Her Bigoted And Racist Tweet Against Uber Drivers On Strike

Oh good! Everyone’s favorite television idiot—sorry, conservative pundit, the one and only Tammy Laryngitis—sorry Tomahawk Lettucewrap, or is it Tanya Lasagna? ARGH sorry sorry! Ok, I got it this time: TOMI LAHREN, gosh it is SO HARD to get that name right for some reason! ANYWAY. The point is, Tomi Lahren is at it again, … Continued


Sex Toy Company Releases New Study About Masturbation In America—And People Are Really Feeling Themselves

Alright, all you people saying you “have no plans for the weekend…” Right. According to a new study, we know exactly what you got planned! You’re not fooling anyone: A slapping—sorry, whopping—84 percent of Americans are fiddling with their tidbits on a regular basis!   That’s according to the results of a survey sex toy company … Continued

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We Are Absolutely Living For This Fabulous Prom Dress A 14-Year-Old Aspiring Designer Made For Her Older Sister

Well, here’s your feel-good story to start the weekend off right: A 14-year-old girl in Maryland designed a prom dress for her 18-year-old sister, and the results will jerk the tears right out of your eyes! Courtney Lewis is studying design at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, D.C. and was dying … Continued

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Entitled Bride Wants Florist To Do Her Expensive Wedding For Free For The ‘Exposure’—And The Florist Is Having None Of It

If you’re a person who works in any kind of creative field, you will at some point—probably at multiple points—be asked to work for that most lucrative of compensatory rewards: “exposure.” Every now and then I run across a person who’s, like, an accountant or something (that’s the one with math or whatever, yes?) who … Continued

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Dad’s Attempt At What He Thinks Is The Perfect Backflip Into His Pool Is An Epic Fail

There’s nothing better than a goofy Dad, right? The bad jokes, the weird jeans-and-sneaker combos, the goofy hijinks. Good ol’ Dads! But perhaps nothing is better—or more Dad-like—than an epic Dad faceplant. (Or, in this case, backplant?) And a young woman from Lakewood, California, recently caught her dad in a doozy. Taylor Monreal recently posted … Continued


Chrissy Teigen’s Daughter Just Proved She’s The Hilarious Spitting Image Of Her Mom In Meme Form

If you’ve spent any time online at all, you know that model and cookbook author Chrissy Teigen is the Queen of the Internet. Whether she’s just tweeting about her cooking foibles or shi*-talking our President—or going on YouTube shows to torture herself with the hottest of hot wings—she reigns supreme. Even her Twitter bio is … Continued

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They Just Pushed ‘Avatar 2’ Back AGAIN, And Fans Are About Ready To Pull The Plug

Another day, another Avatar 2 pushback. Hope you weren’t planning on seeing it any time soon! The follow-up to the highest-grossing film of all time (in non-inflation-adjusted dollars, that is) has been shoved back by yet another year, to December 17, 2021 instead of December 20, 2020. #Avatar2 will now release December 17, 2021. pic.twitter.com/R56gK7FyG7 — Rotten Tomatoes … Continued


Billy Porter Being Carried Into The Met Gala By Six Shirtless Men Is The Self-Care Meme We All Deserve

Dark times call for leaders to show us how to be our best selves–to lead us through the muck and mire to a place of self-actualized lack of f**ks. Tony Award-winning actor and Pose star Billy Porter is that leader. In case you’ve been living in Plato’s cave all week, Monday night was the Met … Continued


Lizzo Wore Her Over-The-Top Met Gala Coat All The Way To The Airport—And Fans Are Living For This Queen

Fun fact! Did you know that America is a monarchy? It’s true! And Lizzo is its Queen. She was coronated just yesterday after she staged a coup at New York’s JFK airport, sauntering through the terminal and onto a plane in this deliciously ridiculous, fabulously preposterous, regally over the top coat. BYE BITCH YOU THINK … Continued