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Covfefe

What The Actual F Is Going On In This McDonald’s Trump/Grimace Buddy Commercial From 2002

So it turns out the Trump administration’s obsession with fast food runs deeper than some cardboard boxes on fancy silver plates. After Trump paid $3,000 out of pocket (a micro-fraction of his multi-billion dollar net worth, let me remind you) to buy the Clemson football team, who was visiting the White House for a celebratory … Continued

Covfefe

Clemson Player Expertly Rolls With The Punches After Being Memed For Plowing Through Trump’s Fast Food Buffet 😂

For those of you unfamiliar with Trump’s latest “I haven’t reopened the government yet” stunt, let us fill you in. According to CNN: “On Monday night, President Donald Trump hosted the Clemson University football team at the White House to celebrate the team’s victory in the national college playoffs. Because of the government shutdown, Trump … Continued

The Scoop

We Are Stanning Hard For Timothée Chalamet And Glenn Close’s Enviable New Friendship 😍

It’s awards season 2019, and what does that mean?  Well, it means it’s the time for cross generational heart-warming friendships, of course. After Glenn Close openly fangirled over fellow Hollywood star Timothée Chalamet during the 2018 Hollywood Film Awards, taking to Instagram to call him “adorable,” and “glam & cool,” the internet has been slightly … Continued

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Anna Faris Responded To Ex Chris Pratt’s Engagement Much Better Than We Would TBH 🤷‍♂️

One of the rare moments we all had of “true love is dead” in the past ten years was when comedians Anna Faris and Chris Pratt officially went their separate ways. It was just over a year ago when we heard of the sad event, and people’s Twitter reactions showed the depth of despair we … Continued

The Scoop

Steven Spielberg’s ‘West Side Story’ Finally Found Its Maria—And She’s A Fierce AF 17-Year-Old High Schooler 😮🔥

Maria.  I just met a girl named Maria. Well, actually, all of America is about to meet a new young Maria, who will be assuming the leading role in Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, and Arthur Laurents’ collaborative 1957 musical West Side Story, originally based on Romeo & Juliet. West Side Story tells the story of two warring gangs, the … Continued

Extra Chunky

Music Superstar Diplo’s Response To Troll Accusing Him Of Being Gay Is Perfection 🔥

It’s 2019, and just like Logan Paul, y’all still don’t get how the whole “gay” thing works. Diplo, a DJ and record producer, based out of Los Angeles, California, has been  dealing with “gay rumors” for years, which he famously refuses to indulge by responding vaguely. @AngelHaze I’m only half gay and I don’t play … Continued

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Twitter Had A Field Day Guessing The Name Of Tom Hardy’s New Baby After Cosmopolitan Gave A Hint 😂

Actor Tom Hardy—famous for movies such as Inception, The Dark Knight Rises, and most recently as Eddie Brock in Venom—and his wife Charlotte Riley welcomed a baby boy to the world earlier this month. Cosmopolitan UK took to Twitter with an announcement of the birth: Tom Hardy and his wife Charlotte Riley have had a baby boy … Continued

The Scoop

Logan Paul’s Recent Comments Saying He’d ‘Go Gay’ For A Month Have People Furious

YouTuber Logan Paul doesn’t seem to have a grasp of basic respect and boundaries. One year after his scandal in which he paid a visit to the infamous Aokigahara (also known as the suicide forest) and posted a video of a hanging body and his reaction to it, Paul stirred up controversy again on the podcast … Continued

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Chrissy Teigen Turns To Fans To Help Pick A Tux For Her Son Ahead Of John Legend’s 40th Birthday 😍

For those of you who have not been keeping up with Chrissy Teigen on social media, know this: her family is absolutely the cutest. Chrissy Teigen and husband John Legend now have two adorable little babies, one, Luna Simone Stephens, who is almost 3  this year, and the other, Miles Theodore Stephens, who is almost … Continued

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‘I’d Be Dead’—Drew Barrymore Shares Her Thoughts On Plastic Surgery And Heroin

Drew Barrymore, who you may know as the star of the acclaimed Netflix horror/comedy Santa Clarita Diet, has been a notable name in the film industry her entire life (50 First Dates, Charlie’s Angels). Barrymore rose to fame in 1982 at the age of seven for her portrayal of Gertie in E.T.: The Extraterrestrial. She had a highly publicized … Continued

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E!’s Misnaming Of Jameela Jamil During The Golden Globes Red Carpet Was The Ultimate ‘Good Place’ Troll 😂

Jameela Jamil, the fabulous 32-year-old English actress best known for her portrayal of Tahani Al-Jamil on the acclaimed TV series The Good Place, was hardcore trolled by E! during Sunday night’s Golden Globes ceremony. Jamil’s character on the show lives constantly the shadow of her older sister, Kamilah al-Jamil, which comprises the bulk of Tahani’s struggles to be a … Continued