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Guy Turns To An Electronic Hat So He Doesn’t Sleep Through His Subway Stop, And It’s Kind Of Genius

We don’t know who you are, sir, but we stan you. An NYC resident took a video of a fellow sleeping subway passenger wearing a hat with a scrolling electronic billboard on it. What did the hat say? Well, it contained instructions for making sure its wearer got to the correct subway stop. I really … Continued

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MSNBC Responds In Real Time As Trump Gives ‘Morning Joe’ A Wild New Nickname During Morning Hate-Tweets

The tweeter-in-chief, who just days ago claimed to be “happier” than ever before, is back to being miserable and hate-tweeting. Joe Scarborough’s show Morning Joe on MSNBC was forced to basically defend itself on the air when Trump took aim at the segment on Twitter, calling Joe “Morning Psycho” and calling him “angry” and “sick.” Sorry to … Continued

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Someone Threw An Honest To God LEMON At Ariana Grande During Her Coachella Set, And Twitter Has Theories (And Memes)

Ariana Grande’s interesting week at Coachella continues. In weekend two, though she faced fewer technical difficulties and didn’t make any huge statements, she did face some flying fruit. And no girl, we ain’t talkin’ about the excited gays. ARIANA SWEETIE IM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT LEMON BUT… I CANT BELIEVE CHRIS AND I SAW THIS … Continued

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Michael Che Absolutely Lays Into Culture Writer For Saying Colin Jost Is The ‘Most Despised Cast Member’ On ‘SNL’

Some people are far too invested in others’ personal lives, and some others are far too invested in others’ opinions. Steven Hyden, a contributor for Uproxx, published an article calling Colin Jost the “most despised cast member” of the current cast of SNL: “Jost is nothing less than the epitome of white-male mediocrity, an empty vessel who … Continued

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Trump Bizarrely Retweets Message About How Happy He Appears To Be, And People Aren’t Buying It For A Second

Donald Trump loves a good rage-tweet-storm. However, in the spirit of true Trump making-a-complete-180-every-time-he-gets-defensive, he wants everyone to think he is just fine! He is totally fine, thank you very much. He retweeted Dan Scavino—a former Donald Trump golf caddie—who said the President was the happiest he’d ever seen him. I am with the President … Continued

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Guy’s Fake Outrage Post About Easter Eggs Goes Off The Rails As People Totally Fall For The Bait

People have really intense reactions to the conversation around being politically correct. The primary conversation is “don’t be a jerk.”  There is so much racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia and other terrible things coded into “jokes.” Conservatives often call people “snowflakes” for speaking up and saying “this is not cool.”  It’s now the right wing’s favorite … Continued

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Authorities On The Hunt For Heartless Coachella Woman Who Threw 7 Newborn Puppies In A Dumpster

This woman is every millennial’s idea of a supervillain. A video captured behind a Napa Auto Parts store in Coachella, California shows a woman heartlessly tossing a bag filled with newborn puppies into a dumpster in 90 degree weather. Watch news footage here. A store employee contacted police after somebody passing by discovered the puppies—who … Continued

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We Now Know Why Bran Stark’s Gaze Is So Creepy In ‘Game Of Thrones’

Bran Stark has a reason behind his creepy intense gaze. Or rather the actor who plays him has an explanation. You’ve probably seen the memes of Bran Stark looking scary at nothing in particular: Just chillin' #GameofThrones #BranStark pic.twitter.com/62qQkMBdiE — No One (@NoOne998) April 15, 2019 Some say it's been 25 years since he's moved … Continued

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Stephen Colbert’s Brutally Savage Monologue On the Mueller Report Is Spot On

Stephen Colbert has absolutely had it with the state of the country under Donald Trump. With the release of the 448 page long redacted Mueller Report detailing a very specific scene in which Donald Trump reacted “I’m f*cked!” to the appointment of Robert Mueller as special counsel on the Russia investigation, eyebrows are raised about Trump’s … Continued

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Real Housewife Lisa Rinna Opens Up About Her Mother’s Assault By The Trailside Serial Killer

Between 1979 and 1981, San Francisco, Santa Cruz and the Bay Area lived in fear of a man who was said to stalk and murder women that he would lure, Ted Bundy-like, into his car and down deserted roads. But in 1960, Lois Rinna-Lisa Rinna’s mother—was the first known victim of David Carpenter, the man who … Continued

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As A Final Farewell, Dwayne Wade Spent Over Three Hours Taking Photographs And Signing Autographs For Literally Every Miami Heat Employee

Dwayne Wade, after proving himself an amazing dad when he showed unwavering support for his 11 year old at Miami Pride, has risen in the ranks again as a total class act following his retirement from the Miami Heat. After a surprise visit to the AmericanAirlines Arena on Wednesday, Wade proceeded to sign autographs and … Continued

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Woman Slams ‘Star Wars’ Fans As ‘Undateable’ On Twitter And Gets Instantly Shut Down

Who here is excited for Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker? Um.  We are?!?!?!? The Last Jedi left the broken and fractured Resistance with its fate very uncertain.  The struggle between the First Order and the Republic for control of the galaxy rages on and the stories of our favorite characters will come to … Continued

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