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Mike is a writer, dancer, actor, and singer who recently graduated with his MFA from Columbia University. Mike's daily ambitions are to meet new dogs and make new puns on a daily basis. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @mikerowavables.

Articles by Mike Walsh

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That Viral Video Of The Woman Dropping 22 Quarts Of Ranch Dressing Has Inspired People To Share Their Own Epic Spills

After @BorboaGrant shared that viral schadenfreude video of their coworker dropping 22 quarts of ranch dressing, which she got all over herself, as well as her coworkers and work space, we didn’t really know what to do with ourselves. Take a look; it’s ridiculous. So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 … Continued

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This Cat Really Can’t Stand Its Owner’s Bad Singing—And Makes Him Pay Dearly

One does not just sing badly in front of a cat.  You will be punished for your insubordination. Scientifically, cats hate singing.  Why? “Cats are natural predators, which has lead them to develop very sensitive senses of hearing,” says The Stingers.  “A sound that seems soft to you could be extremely loud to your cat. If … Continued

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Channing Tatum Just Went Blonde, And People Have Lots Of Feelings About It

The straights have discovered platinum blonde. REPEAT. THE STRAIGHTS HAVE DISCOVERED PLATINUM BLONDE.  CODE RED.  CODE RED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Zac Efron with blonde hair is a blessing pic.twitter.com/7G39YdnPou — Daya (@iLovedamie) January 27, 2019 Genuinely excited to see how many gays with facial hair try this look. For the record, I encourage … Continued

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California Man Gets The Ultimate Revenge With Help Of Some Mannequins After He’s Forced To Shorten His Fence

A man in Santa Rosa, California, got fantastic and creative revenge on his neighbor after being forced to cut his $9,000 fence in half. Jason Windus was ordered to shorten his fence after a neighbor filed a complaint with the city, claiming the fence obstructed the view of oncoming traffic for drivers at the intersection. … Continued

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This Viral Video Of A Person Licking An Airplane Toilet Seat Is Probably The Worst Thing Ever

Prepare.  This is the worst thing you will have seen in 2019 so far. This anonymous white person turns on (presumably) Snapchat and straight up films themselves licking an airplane toilet seat. Ready for it? Hope you didn’t have a big lunch: Girl licks the airplane toilet seat and it might be the trashiest thing … Continued

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There’s A Hot Debate Raging About The Correct Number Of ‘Chuggas’ You Should Say Before ‘Choo Choo’

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga… wait. I lost count.  How many chuggas was that? So we all remember making train noises when we were kids, right? Many of us probably watched Thomas The Tank Engine: Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga… wait… I lost count again. Trains make two distinct noises.  First, there’s the “chugga chugga.” That … Continued

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Someone Found A Banana That Looks Exactly Like A Bichon Frise, And We’re Not OK

You probably clicked this post and thought, “What is a Bichon Frise and why does a banana look like one?” Behold, the Bichon Frise: A Dogs Life! – Blogging At 3am with Casper The Bichon #BichonFrise #ilovebichons https://t.co/mArl4KUK7O pic.twitter.com/XBa8OGf4XS — The Inspiration Edit Family, Home & Style (@Inspire_Edit) March 19, 2019 Or in this case…two! … Continued

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Cory Booker Has An Alarming Number Of Tweets About How Much He Loves Coffee That Are Basically All The Same Joke

Senator Cory Booker is a hero for the democrats. As the first black senator from New Jersey, he’s gained national attention after announcing his entrance into the 2020 Presidential race as one of many Democratic candidates to oppose Donald Trump. His announcement video say: “The history of our nation is defined by collective action; by … Continued

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Lady Gaga Crashed Fred Durst’s Jazz Night To Sing Some Frank Sinatra Tunes And…Wait, Fred Durst Has A Jazz Night?

We’ve known about Lady Gaga’s ear for jazz ever since she went on the Cheek To Cheek Tour with jazz legend Tony Bennett. She’s got killer taste in music and made it clear that she is a dream plucked right out of the early 20th century between her halter dress, her (probably faux) mink stole, … Continued

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JK Rowling’s Latest Revelations About Dumbledore’s Sex Life Have Inspired Some Hilariously Inappropriate Memes

It seems like JK Rowling has definitely thought through all of her characters from the Harry Potter universe, giving us new “facts” even today. And some of these recent details are making us pretty uncomfortable. First, she revealed that witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood.  Now, in a DVD/Blue-Ray feature for Fantastic … Continued

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Woman Gets Label Maker As A Wedding Gift And Absolutely Goes To Town In The Most Hilarious Way

We’ve often wondered if we would be able to control ourselves if we had a label maker, and after seeing this story, it’s pretty certain that the answer is “no.” Joe Arroyo shared that he and his wife got his sister a label maker as a wedding gift, and… hilarity ensued. She took the opportunity … Continued

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Khloé Kardashian Has The Internet Up In Arms After Her ‘Love Thy Racist Neighbor’ Instagram Post

The Kardashians can’t stay out of drama for a week. Khloé Kardashian, aka the epitome of White Privilege in the USA, put up an Instagram story that got us seeing red. Take a look: KHLOE KARDASHIAN REALLY OUT HERE SAYING LOVE YOUR RACIST NEIGHBOR ???? WHHHAAATTTTTT IS THIS IM SICK pic.twitter.com/5RVAjehhcj — mel🖤 (@yaywestallen) March … Continued