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Articles by Mike Walsh


People Are Texting Their Boyfriends To Schedule A ‘D*ck Appointment’—And The Responses Are Amazing

Dr. D, do you have any slots available?! Twitter user @kennielaine tweeted that she: “text[s her] man ‘hello id like to make a dick appointment, what do you have available?’ like every day.” I text my man “hello id like to make a dick appointment, what do you have available?” like every day 😂 — … Continued

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American Televangelist Totally Loses It After Reporter Asks About His Luxury Lifestyle

American Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, best known for his work perpetuating anti-vaxxers and tax evasion, became visibly uncomfortable on an episode of Inside Edition when Lisa Guerrero asked him questions about how he spends donations made by his congregations. Copeland, who literally bought Tyler Perry’s private jet for $3 million, said that his line of work costs a … Continued

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Philippine President Duterte Claimed He ‘Cured Himself’ Of Being Gay While Mocking His Rival

Happy Pride Month, it’s time for the inflammatory anti-gay people to come out from around the world! In the latest “is this guy serious?” story, Phillippine President Rodrigo Duterte claimed that he was “once gay” but that he’d cured himself. Duterte is running for re-election against Senator Antonio Trillanes IV and decided to mock him, … Continued

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Air Force Says The Giant Penis That Two Of Its Fighter Pilots Drew In The Sky Was A Total Accident

Accidental sky penises are a 2019 mood. US Air Force F-35s accidentally drew giant phalluses in the sky with their contrails on Thursday, May 30th, sources say. Fox 10: Phoenix reported that people in Washington State: “saw a skywriting that resembled the male genitalia.” Overheard in the Pentagon press room: “Hello, two F-35s apparently just drew … Continued


Behind-The-Scenes Photo Proves Exactly Who Was On Set For An Emotional ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Scene

Spoiler alert—but hopefully you already know this if you decided to click! Tony Stark finds himself completely overpowered by the infinity stones he gathers to snap Thanos away in the end of Avengers: Endgame, leading to one of the most emotional sequences in all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. -sounds of a nose blowing in the distance- … Continued

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Watching Kit Harrington Realize His Part In *That* Pivotal Scene In The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Is Soul-Crushing

WARNING! Spoilers ahead. So for those of you who stuck with the last season of Game Of Thrones, you definitely saw how it ended, right? Specifically that moment when Jon Snow is forced to kill Danaerys Targaryen after she gets on top of a dragon and burns the heck out of King’s Landing. The Last Watch is … Continued

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An Old Trump Tweet Criticizing Obama About Pearl Harbor Just Got Especially Awkward

Why does there seem to be a tweet for literally everything to do with President Trump? Back during what might be the most toxic Presidential campaign in American history, Trump offered this weird attack on Obama who was visiting Japan at the time: Does President Obama ever discuss the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor while … Continued

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Rainn Wilson Had The Perfect Response To Fox’s Hysteria Over The Green New Deal—And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Just Responded

What is the Green New Deal? Fox News would have you believe it’s a one way ticket to Soviet-era autocratic socialism, but in reality, the Green New Deal is a fourteen page plan proposing how to aggressively combat climate change. It’s not even policy, it’s just an outline addressing the major points of climate change. Fox … Continued


Adam Levine Announced He’s Leaving ‘The Voice’ After 16 Seasons—And Fans Are Devastated

Hard to believe The Voice has already been on for 16 seasons, but it’s true. Every spring and fall, we’ve been charmed by the program where the judges have to judge the contestants on absolutely nothing but their voice. Here’s a clip of the show that turned singing competitions on their ear. But now, The Voice is losing … Continued


Jake Paul Tried To Slam A Fellow YouTuber For Being A ‘Cyberbully’, And It Blew Up Right In His Face

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that the Paul brothers, Logan and Jake, are huge internet trolls and career jerks. Jake Paul, the younger brother, who has “built a career out of peddling merch to children and being loud on the internet” decided he’d had enough and took a “stand” against … Continued


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Named Their Son ‘Psalm’—And The Jokes Are Heavenly

We already know Kim and Kanye enjoy an… unusual baby naming scheme, considering the names of their other children are North West, Chicago West, and Saint West. Now, the couple has named their new son “Psalm West.” The couple, who have been married since 2014, appear to have become very interested in religion this year, … Continued


Keanu Reeves Reveals ‘Speed 3’ Pitch and ‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 3’ And Fans Are Like ‘Whoa’

You may have heard the most excellent news of Bill & Ted 3.  Fans have already been wildly speculating about the upcoming feature: in Bill And Ted 3, they’re married — mariella (@oscarywilde) May 19, 2019 As we gear up for Bill and Ted 3, watch Billy the Kid, Socrates, Abraham Lincoln, Sigmund Freud and Genghis … Continued