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Articles by Mike Walsh

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Tiffany Haddish Says Drake’s Dad Slid Into Her DMs, And She Turned Him Down For A Very Legit Reason

Tiffany Haddish is not afraid to tell you exactly what the tea is. And this was doubly the case when she received a direct message from Dennis Graham, Aubrey Graham’s (better known as Drake)’s father. Tiffany Haddish has all the stories https://t.co/okLVt2yYbt — XXL Magazine (@XXL) February 14, 2019 In an interview with Glamour UK, … Continued

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Miley Cyrus’s NSFW Valentine’s Day Tweet To Liam Hemsworth Is Hilariously On Brand

She’s just being Miley. We’ve come a long way from Hannah Montana.  In fact, it has been thirteen years since Miley Cyrus made her debut as the pop star with a double life.  But for us millennials, we will always think of Miley in direct association with Hannah Montana. But Miley just isn’t that girl anymore. … Continued

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Makes it Clear That She Honestly Doesn’t GAF If A President Smokes Weed In TMZ Video

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has had about enough of conservative false equivalence. The Congresswoman has come under fire from conservative sources more than once for things such as dancing in a Breakfast Club themed promotional video, and for her outfits. This time, it’s because she said “You’re not hurting anybody” when you smoke marijuana. In the video, … Continued

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Someone Created An Actual Button You Can Push To Let Your Partner Know You’re Horny

This is a PEAK 2019 mood. A button called LoveSync, which is currently in the middle of raising money via Kickstarter, is looking to serve couples who would like to communicate about how horny they are. pic.twitter.com/be8hW6V65m — Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 11, 2019 “Our goal in creating the LoveSync Button was to not only … Continued

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MAGA Hat-Wearing Trump Supporter Assaults BBC Cameraman And Hurls Insults At Media In The Middle Of Trump Rally

Donald Trump continues to inspire and subtly condone violence among his supporters. Across the country, Trump supporters have been engaging in violent behavior at his rallies, and has effectively transformed the Republican Party into a party of angry, violent people: The Republican Party is the party of @realDonaldTrump We are now a party that fights … Continued

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For No Apparent Reason, Random ‘Dinosaur Jr.’ Song From the 90’s Just Hit Billboard Charts In Japan

Anybody remember Dinosaur Jr.? …Nope? Yeah, us neither.  But, according to their website, they are a rock band from Amherst, Massachusetts that formed in 1984. The band has released 11 studio albums over the course of the past 35 years (with a long hiatus between 1997 and 2007 thrown in there.) . So it sounds … Continued

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Donald Trump Jr. Gets Savaged On Social Media For A Meme Attacking The Women At The SOTU

We’re really not sure who takes the cake for complete and total tactlessness in the Trump dynasty. But it seems like every day it’s something else. Today’s faux pas is Donald Trump Jr.’s, who decided to share a “meme” showing some of the Democratic women in the Congress who wore suffragette white to Donald Trump’s State Of … Continued

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Living Thirst Trap And Gay Olympian Gus Kenworthy Is Joining The Cast Of ‘American Horror Story’ For Season 9

Olympians Gus Kenworthy and Adam Rippon made headlines in winter 2018 as the only two openly gay American athletes to be competing in the Winter Olympics. And what could we do but fall for Gus Kenworthy’s ridiculously adorable smile? Coming in late 2018, the Olympics and NBC/sports networks won’t be the only place to catch … Continued

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Rihanna Threw Some Epic Shade At A Fellow Passenger On Her Flight Who Was Trying To Watch The Super Bowl

Who needs to watch the Super Bowl when the real show is Rihanna watching someone watch the Super Bowl? During Sunday’s game, in which the New England Patriots beat the Los Angeles Rams 13-3, Rihanna Instagram story’d her response to a fellow passenger on her flight after he asked the flight crew how to watch … Continued

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Tim Gunn Reveals The Trendy Piece Of Clothing That He’ll Never Wear After Salesperson’s Blunt Comment

Tim Gunn, a former star of the hit show Project Runway, revealed that shopping for clothes can make even him feel self-conscious at times. Gunn, 65, served on Project Runway from 2004-2018 and made his mark as your go-to for fashion advice. "I love helping people." – @TimGunn #quotes — Project Runway (@ProjectRunway) October 19, 2014 "If that sounds … Continued

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Police Are On The Hunt For A Teen Caught Speeding In A Maserati With The Most Ridiculous Vanity Plates

In the words of Britney Spears: “You want a Maserati? You better work, b*tch.” Sergeant Kerry Schmidt of Mississauga, Ontario, Canada was upset to see a 17 year old driver who had clearly not worked for his Maserati mistreating it by going 150 km/hour (about 93 miles per hour) and sporting some very vain and … Continued

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NRA’s Dana Loesch Gets Savaged For Her Hypocritical Comments On Abortion Bill

Dana Loesch, who we suspect of actually being the Loesch Ness monster in disguise, strikes again. Loesch, who is a far-right conservative commentator and spokesperson for the NRA, has a reputation for saying things that are both horrid and untrue. In October 2017, Loesch went on record to say all “liberals” would “perish in political … Continued