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Articles by Mike Walsh


Jake Paul Tried To Slam A Fellow YouTuber For Being A ‘Cyberbully’, And It Blew Up Right In His Face

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that the Paul brothers, Logan and Jake, are huge internet trolls and career jerks. Jake Paul, the younger brother, who has “built a career out of peddling merch to children and being loud on the internet” decided he’d had enough and took a “stand” against … Continued


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Named Their Son ‘Psalm’—And The Jokes Are Heavenly

We already know Kim and Kanye enjoy an… unusual baby naming scheme, considering the names of their other children are North West, Chicago West, and Saint West. Now, the couple has named their new son “Psalm West.” The couple, who have been married since 2014, appear to have become very interested in religion this year, … Continued


Keanu Reeves Reveals ‘Speed 3’ Pitch and ‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 3’ And Fans Are Like ‘Whoa’

You may have heard the most excellent news of Bill & Ted 3.  Fans have already been wildly speculating about the upcoming feature: in Bill And Ted 3, they’re married — mariella (@oscarywilde) May 19, 2019 As we gear up for Bill and Ted 3, watch Billy the Kid, Socrates, Abraham Lincoln, Sigmund Freud and Genghis … Continued


Fans React To ‘Big Bang Theory’ Finale After Cast Gives Emotional Farewell

The Big Bang Theory is over. After 279 episodes and 12 years, the show finally wrapped up, and with it, brought an emotional goodbye from cast members. Fear not! A TBBT complete series special edition is coming soon, with pre-orders available here. Thanks for watching. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/qT8Yvd7bYo — Mayim Bialik (@missmayim) May 17, 2019 12 years, … Continued


‘Give The Woman A Chance!’: Howard Stern Defends Meghan McCain Against ‘The View’ Co-Hosts

Howard Stern came to the defense of Meghan McCain, the conservative commentator on The View, while he was a guest on the show. Stern was appearing on the show to promote his new book Howard Stern Comes Again, when he decided to pay tribute to McCain’s late father, Senator John McCain (R-AZ). “Your father, I got to meet … Continued


Ellen Pompeo Just Laid Into ‘Bachelor’ Creator Mike Fleiss After He Tried To Come For Kelly Ripa

Here’s the tea: Kelly Ripa dislikes The Bachelor. But you know what? That’s okay. Though many of us love watching reality TV for the entertainment value, there is really no shame in disliking a show as patriarchal and misogynist as The Bachelor. #KellyRipa explains why #TheBachelor “disgusts” here https://t.co/LyDzepbTHK — ET Canada (@ETCanada) May 15, 2019 “I … Continued

They Tried It

Utah Bus Driver Who Dragged Biracial Teen By His Backpack Claims He Can’t Be Racist Because His ‘Dog Is Black’

I’ll take “Dumbest Sentiments Literally Ever” for $400, Alex. The answer? DAILY DOUBLE. The mother of a mixed-race 14-year-old boy is naming a school bus driver in West Point, Utah, in a civil lawsuit after video surfaced of the man dragging her child several feet by his backpack. Brenda Mayes, the plaintiff, says her son … Continued

The Scoop

Attempting To Name Every Democrat Running For President In 2020 Has Taken On A Meme Life Of Its Own

There are 22 Democrats on the ticket for the upcoming 2020 primaries. Do you think you can name all 22 potential candidates? @MorganJerkins challenges you: Can YOU name all 22 democrats running for President? — Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) May 14, 2019 And so of course people couldn’t resist the chance to yuck around. For example, … Continued


This ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Plot Hole Has The Entire Cast Of ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ Completely Puzzled

Okay, this is where the Marvel Universe gets confusing. After it was revealed Spider-Man: Far From Home would pick up after the effects of Avengers: Endgame, it sets up the trajectory for a new chapter in the Marvel universe. However, this also leaves the door open for a huge plot hole. Peter Parker was snapped away by Thanos in Avengers: … Continued


Kacey Musgraves Refused A Request From The Audience At Her Sydney Concert That Sounds Disgusting, TBH

Country singer Kacey Musgraves was performing a concert in Sydney on Sunday, May 12th, when an odd request arose from the sea of people watching. Musgraves is best known for her songs such as “Space Cowboy” from her album Golden Hour. During her concert, she was asked to do what’s known as a “shoey” by … Continued


Sarah Silverman Just Perfectly Clapped Back After Instagram Took Down Her Topless Photo

#FreeTheNipple. Sarah Silverman’s point about double standards in nudity when it comes to social media is well received, especially after her topless photo was taken down by Instagram. View this post on Instagram Men’s breasts are not obscene but women’s breasts are obscene (unless they’re oiled up and smashed down by sexy suspenders covering the … Continued