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Mike is a writer, dancer, actor, and singer who recently graduated with his MFA from Columbia University. Mike's daily ambitions are to meet new dogs and make new puns on a daily basis. Follow him on Twitter and Instagram @mikerowavables.

Articles by Mike Walsh


Rob Lowe Got Called Out By His Son After Posting A Sweaty Instagram Pic

One of our collective fears as a generation should be what happens when we have children and our kids find our thirst traps and otherwise questionable pictures on social media. Rob Lowe, who basically began his career being shirtless and sweaty at all times, posted a very very sweaty picture of himself on his Instagram: … Continued


Some Young Person Mistook The Save Icon In Microsoft Excel For A Vending Machine

The save icon in Microsoft Office has not changed in 20 years. Y’all remember this thing? It’s called a “floppy disk” for all my Gen Zers who were born after the flash drive had replaced it: When you are clearing old stuff and find your A-level work was saved to floppy disk! pic.twitter.com/PcEj6LGRJb — Steve … Continued

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Guy Takes Job Throwing Flower Petals Very Seriously During Sweet Marriage Proposal

When Charbel and Kristina got engaged, Charbel certainly knew he wanted to go all out on the ‘romantic’ aspect. Charbel (of Ontario, Canada), wanted to surprise Kristina, (also of Ontario) but he knew that was going to be a tough job. After being together for just over a decade, Charbel knew he would have to … Continued

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The Brazilian Gang Leader Who Tried To Escape From Prison By Dressing Up As His Daughter Was Found Dead In His Cell

Clauvino da Silva, a Brazilian gang leader and drug dealer who went viral for a failed attempt at escaping prison by dressing as his teen daughter, has been found dead in his cell three days after he was caught. Silva had reportedly hanged himself. Brazilian gang leader tried to escape from prison by dressing up … Continued


Pink Just Epically Shut Down People Who Mommy-Shamed Jessica Simpson For Dyeing Her Daughter’s Hair

Pink never has time for haters on social media. Jessica Simpson received some serious mom shaming on social media for helping her daughter dye the ends of her hair. The look, she says, was inspired by The Descendants. If you’re unfamiliar, The Descendants is a popular Disney franchise that follows the descendants of infamous Disney … Continued


Armie Hammer’s Wife Just Came To His Defense After A Video Of His Young Son Sucking On His Toes Was Met With Backlash

So, kids put everything in their mouths.  That’s just a fact of life. So sometimes, it stands to reason, a parent’s foot would end up in there.  Armie Hammer’s child is no different. A video surfaced on Hammer’s Instagram of his child sucking on his toes.  The video has since been taken down, but Perez … Continued


Faye Dunaway Fired From Broadway-Bound Play After Allegedly Slapping Crew Members And Creating ‘Hostile’ Work Environment

Maybe Mommie Dearest wasn’t just about Joan Crawford. Academy award winning actress Faye Dunaway was fired from the Broadway-bound Tea At Five—a one-woman show by Matthew Lombardo detailing Katharine Hepburn’s tumultuous recovery after she suffered injuries from a car accident in 1983—after Dunaway reportedly “slapped and threw things” at backstage dressers who were trying to put her wig … Continued

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Video Catches Man Driving Van Filled With $140 Million Worth Of Meth Crashing Into A Police Car—And It Doesn’t End Well For Him

How much meth would a meth van crash if a meth van could crash meth? Well, an Australian drug runner might have the answer to that—around $140 million AUD ($98 million USD) worth of meth. Australia drug runner crashes meth van into police car https://t.co/thfNmY0Hm9 — BBC News Australia (@BBCNewsAus) July 23, 2019 A video … Continued


The Internet Just Realized How Tall Peppa Pig Supposedly Is—And Nobody Is OK

Where were you when you learned your favorite children’s cartoon character was an abnormally large giant? Fans of Peppa Pig, the long running children’s cartoon that follows Peppa Pig, her brother George and other animal families that live nearby, can probably tell you exactly where they were and what they were doing when they found … Continued

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A Weird Security Footage Video Of Something That Looks Like Dobby From ‘Harry Potter’ Has The Internet Uncomfortably LOLing

When you check security footage, you expect to see pretty much nothing.  Maybe the odd raccoon or a person walking by. What you don’t expect to see is a bipedal lanky creature with pointy ears walking erratically across the screen, right? A woman posted footage from her home camera of…something…and it’s a little stressful to … Continued

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That Horrifying Sorority Recruitment Video Just Went Viral All Over Again, And It’s Twitter’s Latest Meme Obsession

The most horrifying sorority video in the entire world, which first went viral in 2016, has gone viral again. There are so many scary moments. The ingenuine introductions.  The scary, soulless smiles. In case you need a refresher, here it is: it’s 2019 and there’s still no video more terrifying than this pic.twitter.com/jaunrZAxyQ — malik … Continued

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74-Year-Old Woman Is Airlifted After A Hiking Injury—And The Helicopter Literally Takes Her For A Spin

A 74-year-old woman was injured while hiking on Piestewa Peak in Phoenix, Arizona, and emergency services had to be called to airlift her to an area trauma center. However, the airlift process went a little awry when a cable that was supposed to prevent the woman’s stretcher from spinning disengaged and the woman was literally … Continued