Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan Markle were married on May 19th.
But we’re still finding out new information about the heavily covered nuptials!
What is this new news?
Something about the bride or groom?
It involves supposed advice given to guests.
Actress Diane Morgan attended the wedding. While appearing on Ricky Gervais’ morning show, she revealed something new.
She broke the news that it was suggested to guests they wear sanitary bladder pads.
“You are sat there for about four hours, arenÛªt you? And when they invite you they say ‘we suggest you wear a sanitary pad’.”
If you can’t hold it for four hours, and you gotta go somehow, why not try to use a bladder control pad?
Can someone please confirm or deny this rumour once and for all? https://t.co/Qqgag0k4bl
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) October 11, 2018
Now, Diane Morgan is known for being a comedian, so it’s possible she’s joking.
But when Gervais pressed her and asked whether that meant people such as internationally lauded human rights attorney, Amal Clooney, and her husband, actor George Clooney, wore these, Morgan doubled down.
People were here for this reveal.
My favourite bit of the Daily Star’s high-quality, investigative piece about @missdianemorgan‘s revelation on @rickygervais‘s podcast that sanitary pads were issued for guests at Harry and Meghan’s wedding. pic.twitter.com/0rHvZvXV7w
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 11, 2018
I picturing all those posh guests sitting in shit the whole time now…
— Trevor Turner (@ttdawgtt) October 11, 2018
The world has literally gone mad! _Ù_£_Ù_£
— Machtig Maus (@MachtigMaus) October 11, 2018
Jokes were made.
I can confirm, itÛªs true I pissed up Prince Philips leg, but thatÛªs because I thought it was dead wood _Ù÷â_Ù÷â
— Rupert MBE and Titch Gobshite (@RupertTitch) October 11, 2018
Who does their tampons?
— DavidHiggins (@DaLoHiggins) October 11, 2018
even Prince Philip?
— Andy Millington #FBPE (@andymillington) October 11, 2018
And while it remains unconfirmed if guests were instructed to wear pads or diapers…
…there was confirmation they were told they would not be allowed to go to the bathroom during the ceremony.
The sanitary pad part may be by choice but yes you do have to hold your pee as your not allowed to go the bathroom pic.twitter.com/qRN7mp8ztQ
— hayley rutland (@mrsrut) October 11, 2018
And one intrepid Twitter user tried to wrest the truth out of Gervais and Morgan.
It’s a joke, right?
Because that’s impossible
Believe me it barely works for it’s original purpose so there is no way a sanitary pad can work as a nappy
— Thnk (@ThouArtAlive) October 11, 2018
Is this the biggest mystery of 2018?