Chris Evans is arguably the perfect man. He is Captain America, a dog lover, and has a killer sense of humor. He also recently made his Broadway debut for which he had to grow an epic ‘stache. The look was questionable, even for the utmost Chris Evans fans out there, but he took it all in stride and for the sake of art until recently.
Evans recently debuted in Lobby Hero on Broadway. He played a cop involved in a murder investigation alongside Bel Powley, Michael Cera, and Brian Tyree Henry.
The role required him to grow and maintain a mustache, causing him to get “mustache profiled” as,
“either a cop or a porn actor”.
Luckily for Evans, the play closed 2 1/2 months later allowing him to shave the ‘stache.
But recently, ET Canada used a picture of Evans with the lip toupee to promote his upcoming film, Infinite.
— ET Canada (@ETCanada) February 12, 2019
Evans was less than amused at their photo choice.
This is clearly an act of aggression. There are literally hundreds of photos to choose from. What did I ever do to you, Canada? https://t.co/3sAEARiTq4
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) February 12, 2019
The internet can’t stop laughing at Evans’ response to the “act of aggression”.
I don’t even follow Chris Evans. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard at a tweet. Amazing. https://t.co/kzd2qtlEto
— brady phelps (@LobShots) February 13, 2019
LMFAO I'M DEAD ???????????? pic.twitter.com/98nz5nzr3D
— DC Marvel United⚡ (@itsAdrian95) February 12, 2019
lmfaoooo we knew you hated this look
— ً (@captainsplanet) February 12, 2019
— Josh Charles (@MrJoshCharles) February 12, 2019
The editor after successfully getting Chris's attention and drawing eyes to an otherwise unremarkable article pic.twitter.com/I6OuW1vlCF
— Blindspotting: Into the Spider-Verse (@LeahCsMovies) February 12, 2019
What’s wrong with using this picture of your dad being super proud of you?
— Jeff Dye (@JeffDye) February 13, 2019
Some Canadian entertainment companies even took it upon themselves to apologize for the actions of their fellow countrymen.
On behalf of all Canadians, here is a thread of hot Chris Evans photos. Consider this our big heartfelt (and kind [email protected]) “SORRY”
— Netflix Canada (@Netflix_CA) February 13, 2019
We are sincerely sorry Mr Captain America sir, please accept our apology GIF pic.twitter.com/1fS2mdmlmv
— Global TV (@GlobalTV) February 12, 2019
‘Stache or no ‘stache, there’s not denying that Chris Evans is one heck of a guy.