Paul Rudd just turned 50.
Yeah… nobody believes it.
Paul Rudd, what dark bargain have you cut with the Gods of Time.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) February 25, 2019
Imagine how terrifying Clueless would have been if we knew that Josh/Paul Rudd would never age
— Rakesh Satyal (@rakeshsatyal) February 25, 2019
Paul Rudd is a vampire. It's obvious.
— Ethereal Trash Fire (@etherealraccoon) February 25, 2019
It’s comforting to know that when Paul Rudd presents me with my Oscar in twenty years time, he’ll look the exact same as he does tonight.
— Hazel Hayes (@TheHazelHayes) February 25, 2019
Paul Rudd turns 50 in 6 weeks. Where is his QVC skincare line? I would Easy Pay the crap out of that. #Oscars
— Jamie B. Golden (@jamiebgolden) February 25, 2019
I mean…look at him.
instead of saying Paul ages like fine wine I'm going to start saying wine ages like Paul Rudd pic.twitter.com/qTFm4ZXEkR
— 𝐚𝐬𝐡: «𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫»✇ (@lokiurie) April 7, 2019
Rudd turned 50 on April 6th. In March of this year, reunited with the Clueless cast at the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo, he jokingly said he “feels 80 on the inside.”
Yeah, Paul. You jokester. You look pretty much the same as you did in Clueless.
We just wanna know your secrets!
Does Paul Rudd ever age? Asking for a friend.
— Good Morning America (@GMA) April 12, 2019
The funniest thing about this is comparing people that are terrible and younger than Paul Rudd to beautiful, unproblematic, possible vampire Paul Rudd.
Such as Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, who has been arrested in London and who will possibly be extradited to the USA to stand trial for violation of US secrecy laws. This photo certainly does not look flattering next to Rudd:
Proof that evil ages you: Julian Assange is 3 years YOUNGER than Paul Rudd. pic.twitter.com/3LlDMDWWjS
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 11, 2019
People agree that evil played a big role in Assange’s, erm, state of affairs:
I have some pictures I will use to teach my kids to not do drugs when they grow up. I will use this Julian picture to teach my kids to not hack people
— Ricardo Nieto (@riluex9) April 11, 2019
At what age do white people start aging in dog years? …. I am just saying, something is going on!!
— Donna Stazzone (@Stazzonephoto) April 11, 2019
Paul Rudd looks younger than he did 20 years ago. There's probably a decrepit painting of him stuffed into a cupboard somewhere.
— laslig (@laslig) April 11, 2019
Eesh, was Assange hiding the One Ring up in the embassy or something?
— Cute Fuzzy Pika 2020 (@EppurSiRiscalda) April 11, 2019
Assange played an all too memorable role in leaking important United States intelligence material provided from within the armed forces by Chelsea Manning, for which the latter served seven years in prison and has now been now jailed for contempt for her refusal to cooperate in the investigation against Assange.
The cool thing is getting all of the deterioration of a Sith Lord, but *none* of the powers.
— Ralph Cerchione (@Dry_Observer) April 11, 2019
Assange looks like his best friend is a volleyball.
— Carl O'Cthulhu (@KnaveRupe) April 11, 2019
Seriously, thought this was an announcement of a Bill Murray/Paul Rudd buddy comedy for a second.
— Colin Hanks (@ColinHanks) April 11, 2019
Julian Assange is the painting to Paul Rudd's Dorian Gray.
— ⚧ We R The Squirrels ⚧ (@WeRTheSquirrels) April 11, 2019
STOP. is that really him?!
— Farrah Alexander (@AuthorFarrah) April 11, 2019
Assange also played a role in the leaks of Hillary Clinton’s emails, centered around the Benghazi crisis.
And “but her emails!” became a famous meme.
What a great time to resurrect the "BUT HER EMAILS" meme pic.twitter.com/dAwY2vcpG0
— Liana Ascolese (@LianaPatricia_) May 15, 2017
We all know why.
The good news is, Assange is looking at standing trial across the world. And he looks like Darth Sidious.
There are serious consequences for using the dark side of the force! pic.twitter.com/QfVNsP5Qx6
— Clint Clark (@clintfu) April 11, 2019
and Paul Rudd still looks like this:
Hey, just wondering why I was today years old when I learned Paul Rudd brought a tiny Ant-Man star to his Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony? pic.twitter.com/U0Hfn0eE6b
— Rachel Paige (@rachmeetsworld) April 10, 2019
-sigh- so dreamy.