Don’t Royally Freak Out But Queen Elizabeth II Is Looking To Hire A Social Media Expert

Polish those resumes kids. The Queen is hiring!

Actually don’t bother because I am already on a plane to scream my resume from the gates of Buckingham Palace and I’m pretty sure that’ll sew this up. I wouldn’t want you to waste your time when I’ve already got it locked.

Anyway, the point is, SOMEONE is hiring a social media manager!

And it’s none other than Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of her other realms and territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith!

That’s her full title, by which you must address her if you get this job, pretty sure. Surprised you other applicants didn’t know that, like I did.

Competition is steep.

According to the official job posting which, the Royals just have, like, a job board? Who knew?, the work will entail: 

“…finding new ways to maintain The Queen’s presence in the public eye and on the world stage… Whether you’re covering a state visit, award ceremony or Royal engagement, you’ll make sure our digital channels consistently spark interest and reach a range of audiences.”

“With an eye to the future, you’ll help hone and shape our digital communications through analytics, monitoring and exploring new technologies.”

Personally, I’m hoping this job consists entirely of posting Queen Elizabeth gifs on Twitter and creating a viral Instagram account for the royal.

It’d be mostly videos of the corgis overdubbed with funny voices, and one of the corgis would be a gay man who critiques the Queen’s outfits.

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Please DO NOT steal my ideas for your applications, you CHARLATANS.

Anyway, judging from social media it sounds like the Queen will have plenty of applicants from which to choose.

And some of them had some really interesting ideas for the Queen’s new social presence.

While others were just really hoping for a Queen/Wendy’s Twitter beef.

And some had concerns about the £30k salary…

But isn’t creating the world’s hottest corgi content a reward in and of itself? Makes you think.

Anyway, if you think you’ve got the right combination of experience, vision, and personal wealth to allow you to live on about $38,000 a year, you’ve got till May 26 to apply.