So, kids put everything in their mouths. That’s just a fact of life.
So sometimes, it stands to reason, a parent’s foot would end up in there. Armie Hammer’s child is no different.
A video surfaced on Hammer’s Instagram of his child sucking on his toes. The video has since been taken down, but Perez Hilton reposted it:
Now this alone wouldn’t have been weird, but the hashtag, #footfetishonfleek, was really really making some people uncomfortable.
checking why armie hammer is trending really was the biggest mistake of my life pic.twitter.com/YVaRQ0EUcb
— 𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗮 ⍟ (@chloefrvzer) July 27, 2019
— Hunter Goddard (@hunterrgoddard) July 28, 2019
Twitter really is the best way to clear up any minor celebrity crushes. #ArmieHammer
— Lisa Clark O'Neill (@LisaClarkONeill) July 28, 2019
— Magan (@maganslife) July 27, 2019
— Chris (@Chrisflops) July 28, 2019
— J.JoE (@JJoE04206) July 28, 2019
In order to counteract the backlash Hammer received for the stranger than strange hashtag, his wife, Elizabeth Chambers, commented on Perez Hilton’s post.
“I put the video on the family stream because this phrase is an ongoing joke,” Chambers explained.
“Sharing the video on Instagram was def not the best move on [Armie’s] part, but I can assure you that our children’s safety and well-being is always our first priority.”
Y'all have nothing better to do, if you're hyperventilating over Armie Hammer and his son.
It's just toes, people. Toes.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
I'm with #ArmieHammer
— Heads Carolina, Tails California (@ICE_MD) July 28, 2019
I’m with this dude. Why is this even trending? Let the man live. I don’t care if his kid wants to suck toes, dude. My daughter peels my lips as a means to fall asleep – it’s weird, but whatever. #ArmieHammer https://t.co/EqL5JVE94v
— SophiaQ (@SophiaAQ) July 28, 2019
#ArmieHammer. Loves his son and he was joking your the reason why he left, little kids do that, surprised you most not know what kids do he is being a present father. You all are dumb and should be so amshamed for attacking him. God this is why celebrities leave twitter
— Armie fangs (@Emmatheslayer22) July 28, 2019
But still, it’s………pretty undeniably completely and totally weird, right?
People think, decidedly, yes.
— Jewelle (@jewellehicks) July 28, 2019
— Anthony (@QT_Universe) July 28, 2019
— Tifah (@tifahjohnson1) July 27, 2019
— Ms Bundy, if your psycho 💋🍸 (@BounceBundy) July 28, 2019
— haley 🤡 (@cinnamonluke2) July 28, 2019
— Chad Lowe (@ichadlowe) July 28, 2019
There are some videos that should never see the light of day.
That was clearly one.
— Sade' (@SadeIsaiah_) July 28, 2019
— Raymond Vagell 🏳️🌈 🐒 (@PrancingPapio) July 28, 2019
The only thing that could have made that #ArmieHammer video worse would be if a peach had been involved.
— Brad Linden (@BradLindenSoCal) July 28, 2019
— Kathryn Elena (@Kathryn_Elena) July 28, 2019
Think before you press “share,” folks.