In his opening monologue Wednesday night, Late Late Show host James Corden expressed all our feelings over the reports that former FOX host Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr. are dating and the cutesy nicknames they apparently have given each other.
After announcing that she calls him “Jr. Mint” and he calls her “Pooh Bear,” Corden did what we all wanted to do, bent over and dry heaved. The couple aren’t winning any fans since she was ousted from FOX news over multiple sexual misconduct allegations, and he split from his wife after rumors of infidelity.
Still, Pooh Bear and Jr. Mint seem to be going strong.
Corden responded to reports that President Donald Trump’s eldest son calls the former Fox News host “Pooh Bear,” and she refers to him as “Junior Mint.” https://t.co/ukTwhlfUEd
— HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) August 16, 2018
Kimberly Guilfoyle apparently calls Donald Trump Jr. “Junior Mint.” His pet name for her is less creative. https://t.co/S3jOJvDzz3
— New York Magazine (@NYMag) August 16, 2018
Twitter had some other names to offer.
I like the sound of “Milk Dud”
— Cathy Perfect (@CathyPerfect2) August 16, 2018
Junior Mentally ill is more to the point.
— Skoney (@Skoney_D) August 16, 2018
I call him asshlole ♂️
— UsA82 (@us_a82) August 16, 2018
M&M more appropriate.
— Logotrix (@logotrix) August 16, 2018
Others simply couldn’t get over these two as a couple.
— Lorenzo Potrich (@lorenzopotrich) August 16, 2018
I’m sure in twenty years, when she is 69, she’ll be waiting for him at the prison gate to pick him up after he’s done serving his time. Yeah. .
— BevMarie (@evenbev) August 16, 2018
Wow the two of them could not look any more unnatural. Look like members of the Kardashian clan.
— Bernadette R. Smith (@BernadetteRSmi1) August 16, 2018
Better enjoy that tasty mint right now, you will only be able to see Tasty on visiting days at federal prison real soon.
— Duffer Trump (@duffer_trump) August 16, 2018
These are awful people
— DomFrancese (@ChasingDom) August 16, 2018
Corden wasn’t the only one feeling nauseated.
— Gene Parmesan (@2ndClassClown) August 16, 2018
— Harold Jacman (@jacman6222) August 16, 2018
Some possible minty nicknames for the whole clan.
Don Jr = Jr Mint
Don Sr = Impeach Mint
Eric = Disappoint Mint
Melania = Non-Disclosure Agree Mint
Ivanka = Orna Mint
Jared = Indict Mint
The Trump legacy = Embarrass Mint
— Disgusting Donald (@NYRisingVictims) August 16, 2018
These two deserve each other.