First dates are always slightly awkward, but have your first dates ever culminated in a trip to a funeral?
Well, poor Bridget Jones certainly was bamboozled into putting on a black dress and meeting her date somewhere to be “surprised.”
Boy, was she surprised! A friend posted her story to Twitter:
When my mate asked if she’d told me about her worst first date I didnt anticipate this… pic.twitter.com/aITBZF5nbC
— FUCK THE SUN (@itssraych) November 27, 2018
Ohhhhhhhhhh my gosh. Ohhhhhhhhhh no.
Being trapped in a funeral setting is really not anybody’s idea of romantic, not to mention acceptable.
But it also turns out the man was using her, as his girlfriend had left him a few weeks prior.
This makes me feel better about my life
— Sinny ☔️ (@sineadosull) November 27, 2018
People reacted with the appropriate amount of horror and disgust.
As soon as I read 'black dress,' I knew where this was going but didn't quite believe it would actually go there…and then it did. Hoooooolyshit.
— JBR (@JBRylah) November 27, 2018
God, and I thought my first date was bad
Went to a school dance, gaggle of friends tried dragging me to dance and I opted to collapse to the ground instead.
— Cody Gillmer (@Fruckert) November 27, 2018
Some people couldn’t resist making jokes because it is SO ridiculous.
And they say romance is dead. 😁 Sorry, couldn't resist.
— Jimmy Murphy (@JimmyREMfan) November 28, 2018
So she was dead serious.
— Jeroen (@strikeplank) November 28, 2018
Omg 😂😂 plus the persons whats app is named Bridget Jones 😂😂 can that be a next story line
— D 🚒✈️ (@DDeane37) November 28, 2018
Is her name actually Bridget Jones?? Diary’s gone crazy
— T🎄R🎄 (@eaaaaaagle) November 28, 2018
But seriously, how do people like this actually exist?!
Someone quick! Make a movie out of this!!
— Prof. Sarcasm, PhD (@SarcasmProf) November 27, 2018
— The Pickity Witch (@ScorpioUndone) November 28, 2018
Oh, my freaking god.
— It's Beginning to Smell a Lot Like Sarcasm ❄ (@Jillbles) November 28, 2018
There really are no words.