Twitter is all about wooing the ladies lately.
A meme asking for “the four words every woman wants whispered in her ear” has been gaining a lot of traction. Personally, whispering isn’t my jam. That’s a lot of hot and humid directed at the side of one’s face. Still, some people are into it.
To those people, I’d like to say don’t bother taking notes. You’re not going to learn any magic words here. Just kick your feet up and enjoy the laugh because Twitter went in.
There were the kinds of answers you’d expect:
keep the crocs on pic.twitter.com/wiiEX6enLK
— ceeks (@70Ceeks) May 7, 2018
Bernie would have won pic.twitter.com/QRI3oyvctE
— David Klion (@DavidKlion) May 7, 2018
I have excellent credit
— Edward Denisevich (@realEDenisevich) May 9, 2018
“The four words every girl wants whispered in her ear”
I voted for Trump. pic.twitter.com/81upDJLTk5
— Raven (@KazeSkyz) May 9, 2018
The four words every girl wants to hear: “Let’s go to Disneyland.”
— Michele Bird (@elehcimichele) May 8, 2018
Breaking News: Women are really hungry!
I've ordered a curry. pic.twitter.com/AY3mjFSYVf
— (((Sigourney Beaver))) (@sigourneybeaver) May 6, 2018
Every girl wants to hear these four magic words
“I brought mozz sticks”
— ur mom maggie (@maggie_inzinga) June 25, 2017
chicken nuggets………………. chicken nuggets pic.twitter.com/Jzgu4xZ4bL
— twenty-kate-teen (@katefeetie) May 7, 2018
The four words every girl wants to hear:
'I got us snacks'. pic.twitter.com/UALKU8Xb2i
— Rachel is masking (@gracefulmasking) May 7, 2018
Speaking of snacks, look who got involved…
The four words every girl wants to hear: “11 herbs and spices”
— KFC Australia (@KFCAustralia) May 9, 2018
Only try this one if she’s a Trekkie:
Temba, his arms wide.
(“Post the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear.”) pic.twitter.com/jJZmycYWBI
— Foal Lodiculimonstrum Papers (@foalpapers) May 7, 2018
You know how we said not to bother taking notes? We lied. Write this one down.
Nap. I’ll do everything.
[Image description: a young couple embrace. The meme says “post the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear”] pic.twitter.com/55VRIxSDPa
— ♀️ (@BlueKangs) May 7, 2018