Guy’s Secret Messages To His Tinder Matches Prove He’s A Modern-Day Shakespeare 😂

Tinder can be a bit of a dumpster fire, to put it nicely. Wading through the muck to find someone worth talking to, let alone more than that, can be difficult. Enter a man named Drew. He decided to put his fantastic writing skills to use in a world filled with people of few words.

Drew told Bored Panda:

I thrive on genuinely investing that effort to make the other party unexpectedly impressed. I always loved writing poetry and it has turned out a great way to break the ice.

But these aren’t just any poems. They are epic sonnets, but they are embedded with secret messages as well. He told Bored Panda it takes him about 45 minutes to write a single one.

Here’s an example:

But then he dropped this bomb:

Yup, the first letter of each line spelled out SEND NUDES EMILI. But that wasn’t all:

The first letter of the second word spelled out PHONE NUMBER PLS. But was that all?

It was the end but, luckily, Drew graced us with another sonnet. This one was for a girl named Sofia:

Then he revealed the now familiar twist:

People were suitably impressed:

Some thought they may need to step up their own Tinder game:

Maybe we should all bring iambic pentameter into everyday speech and see where it takes us.

H/T: Bored Panda, Reddit