Sacha Baron Cohen Got A Pro-Gun Advocate To Bite A Strap-On In Yet Another Bizarre ‘Who Is America?’ Moment 😮

I’m pretty sure this isn’t what MacGruff the Crime Dog had in mind when he said to “take a bite out of crime” but okay.

Sacha Baron Cohen has done it again, somehow magically cajoling yet another Republican to make a full-tilt career-ruining fool of themselves on prime-time prestige cable.

I didn’t think anything could top Georgia GOP State Representative Jason Spencer yelling racial and homophobic slurs while baring his backside like a greedy alt-right bottom in a fascist bathhouse, but it turns out I was wrong.

Spencer really gave it his all and I don’t want to discount his achievements, especially since he lost his job over it! But last night’s episode took the alt-right’s penchant for showing lots of love to things like bigotry and firearms to levels I didn’t think possible. 

And nobody is as desperate for a mouthful of rock-hard gun rights as gun advocate Dan Roberts.

I honestly don’t know where to start. 

Okay yes I do: First of all, YOUR TEETH BELONG BEHIND YOUR LIPS. I mean this is the most rudimentary rule! I shouldn’t even have to mention this! 

Second, “My mouth is big enough for two of these”???

Third, how are people stupid enough to fall for this stuff?! Who is THIS committed to their ideology? 

Now that you’ve seen the video, you need to know that Dan is the president of an organization called Youth Shooters of America, and that name is hilarious and mortifying and my goodness, what a time to be alive!

Naturally, social media was as elated as I was:

As well as shocked:

 And full of puns:

While others were concerned:

And unimpressed, in the most ’90s way possible:

And don’t forget outraged!!!

And, of course, some people had to be a buzzkill:

But one point was undeniable:

While others said very little but still said a “mouthful.”

HASHTAG RESIST!

H/T: Huffington Post, Rolling Stone