Queen of First Impressions Chrissy Teigen ‘Projectile Puked’ At Her Daughter’s School Orientation 😂

Perhaps nobody in Hollywood is more “warts and all” forthcoming than Chrissy Teigen.

I mean, think about it: has any Hollywood luminary ever demonstrated such a sense of humor about herself? She’s a breath of fresh air!

So of course, when she made perhaps the most embarrassing first impression at her daughter’s school this week, Teigen was the first one to tell the world:

There’s just no other appropriate reaction to this:

Anyway, clearing up the origins of the upheaval, Teigen followed her tweet up with an explanation:

This is so relatable. I once projectile vomited in the middle of the night all over my bathroom, and when my lovely roommate attributed it to work stress, I had to admit that it was actually the combination of a huge cheeseburger and a jug of supermarket chablis I’d shared with a friend. We’re only as sick as our secrets! 

But at least I have the benefit of being secure in the knowledge that my projectile vomiting couldn’t possibly have any other origin:

Teigen just gave birth to her second child, Miles, with husband John Legend in May. 

Luckily for Teigen, she did not have to face this alone. Her fans rallied to her side!

Including one of her fellow parents who attended the orientation with her!

While others commiserated with embarrassing stories of their own—many similarly barf-soaked:

Motherhood: not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach!

H/T: Page Six, Buzzfeed