Photo Of Two Dogs Wearing Matching Turtlenecks Inspires Some Hilarious Captions 😂

If you’ve spent any time on the internet, you’ve surely noticed that corners of it are obsessed with dogs.

There was a time when we said “the internet is for cat videos” and that will probably never change because cats are mean and weird and possibly evil aliens planning to take over the world and that’s never not hilarious.

But in recent years, the dog-obsessed of the internet have really shown up and shown out—so much so that internet dog culture even has its own language.

And its easy to see why. Dogs really have us humans beat when it comes to variety.

There are big ones, small ones, tiny ones, and minuscule ones that fit in a literal handbag.

Furry ones, scruffy ones, fluffy one and weird naked ones that look like demons (but are surely still very good bois, no offense Xoloitzcuintli!).

Happy crazy ones, sleepy lazy ones and loud mean ones.

And this week, a new genre emerged: regal, high-fashion ones, who can’t really be bothered with your pedestrian sensibilities. Their fastidious turtlenecks are tailored like a dream and match flawlessly, their gaze isn’t so much at you as through you, and they even have a dog of their own.

It all began when Twitter user @sindivanzyl posted a photo of the dogs earlier this week. They are Hortaya Borzayas (similar to the Borzoi and Greyhound but a completely different breed) are royalty (one assumes), and the internet is 150,000% here for it.

I mean, just look at them!

Have you ever in all of your dog-loving days?

I haven’t. To be honest, I’m nervous.

I feel like the Hortaya Borzayas are watching me and that gaze says one of two things:

“I find this human intriguing and I’d like to know more: summon him.”

or

“Have him removed and destroyed at once.”

And I have literally no idea which it is. They are terrifyingly, unnervingly placid!

They are the Miranda Priestley of dogs. They are this gif in dog form.

And as happens with such iconic internet content, within moments of @sindivanzyl‘s tweet, Twitterfolk were off to the races with hilarious characterizations of the Hortaya Borzayas.

And a few eagle-eyed observers noticed that the Hortaya Borzayas are so supreme they even have their own dog wearing its own…

Is that cashmere‽‽

No one knows where these dogs came from, exactly, or who they belong to, but what absolutely everyones does know is that they are instantly and eternally iconic!