Ohhhh poor thing.
Survey says, WOW.
It’s really sad, right up until it’s really funny.
Did you even try, though?
Alexa needs to check her facts!
“Why do they always go round and round when you want to talk?”
Data, testifying about a data scandal? Classic.
Fresh from vacation, Colbert speculates about how Monday’s F.B.I. raid on Trump’s lawyer was triggered.
Who wants to go to a party with Willie?
Don’t act like you weren’t wondering about the farts.
“Luxurious” doesn’t even begin to describe his face-fur.