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Couple Goes Viral With Their Corny ’80s-Inspired Engagement Photos From JCPenney

Have you ever wanted to White people harder than you’ve ever White peopled before? Well Madison Moxley and her fiancé Mason Whitis are achieving your dreams, one step back into fashion past at a time. Take a look here. No, this is not from the 1980s. This is now and it was deliberate. “This is … Continued

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Azealia Banks Slams Lizzo As A ‘Millennial Mammy’ For White People In Instagram Rant

Lizzo is currently the queen of confidence boosting jams, DNA tests and being 100% that b*tch. The rest of us can manage like 65% at best. Lizzo made history as one of only five black women to hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 this decade. Her concerts are selling out left and right. She’s … Continued

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Strong Breeze Turns Ivanka Trump’s Dress Into A Fashion Blunder—And Twitter Isn’t Holding Back

Great. As if we didn’t have enough to worry about nowadays, Ivanka Trump is apparently some kind of shape-shifter—at least, that’s the impression her recent visit to Colombia has left. Princess, er, Presidential Adviser Trump recently visited the South American country for absolutely no valid reason because she has no business handling issues of state … Continued

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Tennessee Catholic School Bans ‘Harry Potter’ Books After Exorcists Say Its Spells And Curses Are Real

Since it’s original release, the ultra-popular Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling have found pushback from over-zealous religious figures who claim the fantasy novels promote devilry and witchcraft. Now, decades after the first book burnings aimed at the fictional stories, yet another organization has decided Harry Potter is unsuitable children…but not quite for the usual … Continued

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Jessica Biel Shares Her Throwback Screen Test For ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’, And Husband Justin Timberlake Is Impressed

Jessica Biel just slayed Throwback Thursday with a post of her terror-ific performance from an old screen test. The 37-year-old actress shared footage of her full out emotional smackdown on Instagram and asked followers to guess what movie she was spilling her guts for. She gave an obvious clue. “Baby mid-screentest. Guess the movie. Hint: … Continued

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The New Host Of ‘Blues Clues’ Says He’s Flattered By All The People Thirsting Over Him, But ‘It Is A Little Weird’

Do you think Steve or Joe ever had to deal with this? Josh Dela Cruz, the host of Nick Nick Jr.’s reboot of Blue’s Clues, is kind of a lil’ cutie. The show was on the air from 1996-2006. Now a new generation will get to solve problems with Blue and her human companion. Cruz shared the … Continued

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Donald Trump Jr. Is Getting Mocked For Speaking At Poorly-Attended Rally In Kentucky

Don Jr. and his father President Trump LOVE to brag about how big their crowds are out on the campaign trail. It seems doubtful we’re going to see a tweet about the gigantic group that showed up for Don Jr.’s recent event with Governor Matt Bevin of Kentucky, however. Organizers have asked the audience to … Continued

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Aaron Carter Says He’s Mentally Stable Now But Needs An Assault Rifle To Protect Himself From Crazy Fans

Nineties pop and hip hop singer Aaron Carter recently boasted about getting a license to carry a gun after passing his background check. On his celebratory Instagram post, he stated that he fully supports the constitution and the right to bear arms. View this post on Instagram I finally got my gun license! I fully … Continued

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Jonathan Van Ness And Sophie Turner Met For The First Time At The VMAs And Talked Smack About The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Ending

Hardcore fans of Netflix’s new edition of Queer Eyewill know that the show’s resident hairstylist, Jonathan Van Ness, got his start in hilarious viral videos recapping episodes of Game of Thrones. Never saw one? Watch it here. So it goes without saying that JVN can’t get enough of Sansa Stark and the actress who plays … Continued

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Serena Williams’ Husband Throws Shade At Maria Sharapova By Wearing D.A.R.E. Shirt To Their Match

Men of the world, if you’re looking for a master class in how to be a supportive–and deeply, deeply shady–partner, here it is. Serena Williams‘s spouse (oh and also Reddit founder, but can we all agree the former is the bigger accomplishment?) Alexis Ohanian has set the internet on fire for the way he chose … Continued