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Trump Just Threatened To ‘End’ Iran In An Uncomfortable Tweet, And Here We Go Again

When Donald Trump feels backed into a corner due to escalating tension with other nations, he threatens to end them. It’s a typical schoolyard bully response, and he plays the part down to a tee. Unfortunately, we can’t put a gag order on the president. On Sunday, Trump tweeted: “If Iran wants to fight, that … Continued

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Comedian Asks If Elizabeth Warren Can Help With Her Love Life, And Warren Delivers Like The Boss Queen She Is

Elizabeth Warren stands out from the pack of this year’s Presidential hopefuls for lots of reasons, but it’s her ability to draft a clear and functional plan that’s really got people’s attention. Well, that and how much 45 really, really hates her. Ms. Warren is so notorious for having a plan for everything that comedian … Continued

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Named Their Son ‘Psalm’—And The Jokes Are Heavenly

We already know Kim and Kanye enjoy an… unusual baby naming scheme, considering the names of their other children are North West, Chicago West, and Saint West. Now, the couple has named their new son “Psalm West.” The couple, who have been married since 2014, appear to have become very interested in religion this year, … Continued

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The Internet Is Officially Obsessed With This Preakness Horse Who Bucked Off His Jockey And Ran The Race Without Him

A runaway horse at The Preakness totally stole the internet’s heart after sassily bucking off his jockey. The three-year-old racehorse, Bodexpress, and rider John Velazquez started the race awkwardly, with the horse suddenly jumping sideways once the gates opened. Velazquez wasn’t injured in the fall, but Bodexpress sprinted away, clearly determined to run Preakness alone. … Continued

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Trump Just Predictably Laid Into ‘Loser’ Republican Congressman Justin Amash After He Called For Trump’s Impeachment

President Donald Trump just added another name to his ever-expanding Twitter hit list. This week’s trigger word was: “impeach,” and this time, the call came from inside the house. The latest offender, Republican Rep. Justin Amash, said Robert Mueller’s report shows the president committing impeachable offenses.  That didn’t sit well with Trump even though he … Continued

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Some Guy Was Caught On Video Dropkicking Arnold Schwarzenegger From Behind In South Africa—And Arnold’s Response Is Legendary

We’ve probably all wanted to kick the crap out of a celebrity or two in our day, but how many of us have the guts—and extremely poor judgment—to actually do it? Let alone to the human tank that is Arnold Schwarzenegger? Well it seems the answer is at least one very unfortunate dude! Cuz some … Continued

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Leslie Jones Hit It Out Of The Park With Her Take On The Alabama Abortion Ban On ‘SNL’

In response to Alabama’s recently-passed abortion ban, Leslie Jones appeared on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update to deliver a message many people found both incredibly hilarious and moving. Jones’s speech is exactly what we needed right now. Watch her hot take here. Any line from the short monologue made for a great soundbite. “Why do … Continued

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Missouri State Representative Backtracks After Absurdly Claiming That ‘Consensual Rape’ Is A Thing

A Missouri lawmaker found himself in hot water after speaking on the House floor during a debate over the state’s passage of the heartbeat bill. If enacted, the restrictive legislation will ban abortions after eight weeks of pregnancy with exceptions for medical emergencies. No exceptions will be made for cases of rape or incest, similar … Continued

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Keanu Reeves Reveals ‘Speed 3’ Pitch and ‘Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 3’ And Fans Are Like ‘Whoa’

You may have heard the most excellent news of Bill & Ted 3.  Fans have already been wildly speculating about the upcoming feature: in Bill And Ted 3, they’re married — mariella (@oscarywilde) May 19, 2019 As we gear up for Bill and Ted 3, watch Billy the Kid, Socrates, Abraham Lincoln, Sigmund Freud and Genghis … Continued

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Brutally Savages Big Pharma CEO Over Overpriced HIV Medication

New York Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tore into the CEO of Gilead pharmaceutical company for overcharging on a drug designed to reduce the risk of HIV transmission. Truvada for PrEP is a fixed-dose combination of antiretroviral medications: tenofovir disoproxil and emtricitabine used to treat and prevent HIV/AIDS when taken daily. But not everyone can afford … Continued

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David Letterman’s Comments On Trump In Recent Interview Are Totally Brutal

Semi-retired talk show host David Letterman wants Democrats to quit whining about President Donald Trump. Letterman recently sat down with Willie Geist from Sunday Today and unloaded on the 45th President. But he also cautioned opponents of Trump to “stop yacking about what a goon he is” and settle things in the 2020 election. Letterman went … Continued