Alright, all you people saying you “have no plans for the weekend…” Right. According to a new study, we know exactly what you got planned! You’re not fooling anyone: A slapping—sorry, whopping—84 percent of Americans are fiddling with their tidbits on a regular basis! That’s according to the results of a survey sex toy company … Continued
I truly admire people who can leave their hair in a ponytail all day; Ariana Grande, we’re looking at you. I don’t understand how they don’t get a roaring headache. Let’s face it, hairbands treat your hair poorly. Once your hair is in a bun, there’s no going back! Opting to avoid the “bun of … Continued
Well, here’s your feel-good story to start the weekend off right: A 14-year-old girl in Maryland designed a prom dress for her 18-year-old sister, and the results will jerk the tears right out of your eyes! Courtney Lewis is studying design at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, D.C. and was dying … Continued
Is there a “right” way to eat certain foods? It’s a debate as old as time itself, and there are few things that get humanity more impassioned than a serving of chicken nuggets. Whether you prefer them baked or fried, everyone loves biting into one and feeling the crunch of the savory chicken skin— Wait. … Continued
The internet went wild over a coffee cup this week. You likely heard about it, even if you don’t watch Game of Thrones. The stray coffee cup appeared during a banquet scene in the fourth episode of the eighth and final season of the show. You don’t expect to see a modern coffee cup in a … Continued
Oh Georgia … we don’t know what’s going on lately, but can we just stop? The state has found itself as the focus of public scorn yet again. First we had the “heartbeat bill” that would require doctors to perform procedures that literally don’t exist in reality and could punish women for a decade over … Continued
Pete Buttigieg is already a favorite target of right-wing jerks. A few weeks ago, Franklin Graham, a severely right-wing Christian said Buttigieg faced “eternal damnation” for being gay. Now, Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, alt-right activists and conspiracy theorists, are trying to claim Buttigieg committed sexual assault. The pair held a press conference outside Burkman’s home … Continued
Is NBC late-night host Seth Meyers a cuck? Meghan McCain’s husband certainly thinks so, but recently apologized for “rage tweeting” about Meyers. Ben Domenech took issue with the host’s interview with Meghan in which she was pressed on her comments about Rep. Ilhan Omar’s remarks on 9/11 and her supposed anti-Semitism. But Domenech’s criticisms of … Continued
The White House invited the World Series champions, the Boston Red Sox, to celebrate their victory with Donald Trump on Thursday, but not everyone showed up. Maybe that was due to some confusion on the White House’s website that listed upcoming events to be streamed online and mentioned another team that sounded like them but … Continued
If you’re a person who works in any kind of creative field, you will at some point—probably at multiple points—be asked to work for that most lucrative of compensatory rewards: “exposure.” Every now and then I run across a person who’s, like, an accountant or something (that’s the one with math or whatever, yes?) who … Continued
There’s nothing better than a goofy Dad, right? The bad jokes, the weird jeans-and-sneaker combos, the goofy hijinks. Good ol’ Dads! But perhaps nothing is better—or more Dad-like—than an epic Dad faceplant. (Or, in this case, backplant?) And a young woman from Lakewood, California, recently caught her dad in a doozy. Taylor Monreal recently posted … Continued
If you’ve spent any time online at all, you know that model and cookbook author Chrissy Teigen is the Queen of the Internet. Whether she’s just tweeting about her cooking foibles or shi*-talking our President—or going on YouTube shows to torture herself with the hottest of hot wings—she reigns supreme. Even her Twitter bio is … Continued
