People Are Texting Their Boyfriends To Schedule A ‘D*ck Appointment’—And The Responses Are Amazing

Dr. D, do you have any slots available?!

Twitter user @kennielaine tweeted that she:

“text[s her] man ‘hello id like to make a dick appointment, what do you have available?’ like every day.”

People thought this was clever:

And then @baby_b0nes turned it into a challenge.

And of course, people took the challenge with gusto and vigor.

Boyfriends seemed pretty thrilled to receive these texts.

And they played along nicely.

Some were lengthy responses:

Several appointments were made, and hopefully several kept.

Good to know they accept Medicaid!

Make sure you’re making regular appointments!

Part of being an adult is taking care of yourself, after all.