These Shameless Rip-Offs Are So Embarrassingly Pathetic That We Feel Bad For Them

Y’all, we love the dollar store brand aesthetic.

But man, sometimes, they just Riiipppppp brands off so blatantly, it’s like they’re not even trying.  

I mean…

And these brand names…so close.  SO close.

And, wait, what…?

“Nut Master.”  Our pearls are CLUTCHED.

And then we have some odd mashups:

And then some straight up rip-offs.

Just try a little bit harder, that’s all we ask.

H/T: Buzzfeed