Bizarre Virginia Roadside Attraction Imagines Dinosaurs Playing A Key Role In The Civil War

Have you ever wondered what the Civil War would have been like if dinosaurs were still alive and used as weapons? If you answered “Yes!” to that question, you are not alone. In fact, there’s an entire attraction in Virginia dedicated to this concept.

According to this park, cannon fire woke dinosaurs that were cryogenically hibernating. They were then used as weapons against the Union.

Images include a dinosaur being milked:

Stonewall Jackson with a bionic arm:

And a pterodactyl flying off with the Gettysburg Address:

This park has something for history buffs and dinosaur fans alike, and people are thrilled to learn about its existence.

People have ideas for the attraction’s potential:

But, mostly, people just have questions.

Had dinosaurs been involved, I would have paid a lot more attention in History class.

H/T: Twitter