The Incredibly Paranoid Reason Why Kim Jong Un Brought His Own Toilet To The Singapore Summit

South Korean newspaper The Chosun Ilbo is reporting the great lengths to which North Korea went to get their leader to the meeting with President Donald Trump safely. It included extreme measures such as using decoys and transporting his own bullet-proof limousine on a cargo plane.

But there was one other bit of information about precautions taken that jumped out at people:

A portable toilet [was transported] that will deny determined sewer divers insights into to the supreme leader’s stools.

Folks thought this was a bit hysterical and kind of brilliant. 

Time to rethink our career choices?

H/T: Chosun