A bot watched thousands of Olive Garden commercial and then set to work constructing a script for a new commercial. Check it out…
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/CKiDQTmLeH
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) June 13, 2018
People can’t decide which line is their favorite.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) June 13, 2018
I shall eat Italian citizens
— Napalm In Gilead (@Jewuh) June 13, 2018
It is infinite. It is all.
— Matt (@Ds619) June 14, 2018
Others have some tweaks they’d like to make.
I'm OK with extra Italy, as long as the amount of Greece is properly portioned
— Cobra Chicken (@dhodgs) June 13, 2018
“Mouth filled with secret soup.” This horror version of Olive Garden is amazing
— Jay Talks Parrots (@jaytalksparrots) June 13, 2018
But everyone can agree this needs to be made into a real commercial ASAP.
I'm sitting at a bar finishing dinner, trying so hard not to laugh loudly. But the quiet spasms are giving me away…
— Rick Hamilton (@HamiltonRick) June 15, 2018
For the first time ever, I want to be the official voice of @olivegarden
— Christopher Sabat (@VoiceOfVegeta) June 14, 2018
This is pure gold. With extra Italy. https://t.co/EKf6jYAuUZ
— desocietas (@desocietas) June 13, 2018
I have no idea whether or not this is true, but it is wonderful. I want to believe. https://t.co/vKqSFep52j
— Philip Sherburne (@PhilipSherburne) June 13, 2018
Maybe Olive Garden will make our dreams a reality.
Not bad for a first draft, but we do have some feedback…
— Olive Garden (@olivegarden) June 14, 2018