In an effort to stay relevant on social media, Paris Hilton took to Twitter and asked followers to validate her by answering a simple and very general question.
Tell me something I don't know…. pic.twitter.com/bxmzLFekrX
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) June 28, 2018
Was she having a slow day? Maybe she needed a reason for tweeting this very flattering portrait of herself in thought.
There’s no doubt the socialite, model, and great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton––founder of the Hilton Hotels––is still as attractive as ever. But whatever she was fishing for, Twitter gave her more than their share of random answers.
She got a lesson in geometry.
Any right-angled triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides. https://t.co/RzaW7BhPvU
— Corin Nemec (@imcorinnemec) June 30, 2018
Do most people know this medical fact?
When you receive a heart transplant, MD’s don’t reconnect nerve endings. Therefore, if u experience another MI, you won’t have typical chest pain
— Bobbie Jo (@thisgirlluvsrap) June 30, 2018
This may have overshot the request a little.
Given N shapes in N-dimensional Euclidean space, it is possible to divide all of them in half with a single (N − 1)-dimensional hyperplane. https://t.co/PWiMYGbBzL
— Adrian Bowyer (@adrianbowyer) June 30, 2018
Hippos have pink sweat https://t.co/FEJfT8Dot5
— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) July 1, 2018
She was reminded of a past interaction, with proof.
We met once pic.twitter.com/fjJyMYtWyr
— Jesse Heiman (@JesseHeiman) June 28, 2018
The word chef literally means “head”, the full proper title is “Chef de cuisine” which means “head of the kitchen”. https://t.co/egpKAkbIyI
— Lesego Semenya (@LesDaChef) July 1, 2018
Another animal fact.
Sloths don't fart https://t.co/Ccbtx5IFz2
— Dani Rabaiotti (@DaniRabaiotti) June 30, 2018
Because she’s not a jazz enthusiast.
A new John Coltrane album came out on Friday. https://t.co/VwKbqKFmHt
— Ted Gioia (@tedgioia) June 30, 2018
Every odd number that exists has the letter “e” in it. https://t.co/afeo843tF1
— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) June 29, 2018
Whether she’s actually omniscient or not, we’ll never know. But she made it possible for us to expand our mind with all sorts of trivia we can impress our friends with at cocktail parties. Thanks, Paris Hilton! You’re a genius. But you already knew that.
H/T – Twitter