Unsolicited dick pics: one of American straight men’s most cherished pastimes.
Nevermind that there is, of course, a literal entire internet FULL of women shouting from their deepest hearts “PLEASE STOP SENDING UNSOLICITED DICK PICS TO US THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU WE’VE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS.”
Nonetheless, the unsolicited dick pics—like taxes, like tides, like time itself—continue unabated, with a frequency and predictability that is frankly alarming. Straight men are nothing if not persistent!
But this trend of phallic phuckboi phoolishness might have met its match, and her name is Ginger Banks.
Banks is an adult entertainer, so you can imagine how many of these unsolicited pictures arrive in her various DMs day after day (the mind reels). Banks has decided she’s had quite enough, thank you, and she’s going to fight back.
Her method? Well, it’s nothing short of a “stroke” of genius:
My new response every time I get an unsolicited dick pick. pic.twitter.com/s31SDJqpDl
— Ginger Banks (@thegingerbanks) August 4, 2018
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PANIC
As you might guess, the internet found this exhilarating:
— Angry_Pixie (@LandofDame_Slap) August 5, 2018
My face after this awesome win against douchebaggery! pic.twitter.com/SIL2PfDASs
— Oliv1 (@Oliv1CAN) August 4, 2018
I don't know what I found funnier…the new response to unsolicited pics or the fact this suggests that some pics are solicited….I can't imagine anyone wants to get a pic of the last plucked chicken at Costco
— GB (@GuerillaInk) August 6, 2018
Best. thing: HE writes “What's wrong with you?”
— Georg Friedrich (@trickser26) August 5, 2018
And even inspiring:
It's these types of innovators that keep hope alive
— [Crypto Domain Names] by Caleb (@CryptoCanopy) August 5, 2018
RT to save a life. https://t.co/YpW0VAds7w
— Mar Mnz (@marmnz) August 6, 2018
While others offered Ginger solutions of their own:
I just tell them to apologise, when they don't (and they never do) I create a group chat with every adult family member of theirs I can find on their account and show those people. Weird, I never get a second. https://t.co/jRc1VrAjrG
— Amanda Harper (@Miss_Kitami) August 6, 2018
I've been saying, 'Move your thumb', but I like this , too.
— Mary Byrd (@MaryB505) August 5, 2018
— Kyle (@phycofrenzy) August 5, 2018
And some people even provided a bit of friendly advice for the menfolk:
I still like replying with pic.twitter.com/30FBVzsfV5
— Donna ♀️ (@donnaazz) August 6, 2018
In conclusion, Ginger Banks FTW. And men, here’s what your next move should be: STOP SENDING PHOTOS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT ASKING FIRST!
And above all, gentlemen, always remember:
— Chillum… (@Chillum2u2012) August 6, 2018
It’s never too late to learn how to be a better man!