Houston Grandma Shoots Masturbating Bicyclist As He Tries To Break Into Her Home 😮

No, you didn’t read that headline wrong.

Grandma Jean, a 69-year-old from Houston, Texas, shot a man who was masturbating—while riding his bicycle. She spotted him coming down the street as she was taking out the trash, and told him to stop, and leave. Police reported that this resulted in an argument, and the multitasking man came up onto her driveway and continued to…pleasure himself.

Mrs. Jean had some advice for anyone who wants to bring that drama to her doorstep:

They better stay away.

Jean recalled the incident:

Some guy pulled off his pants and pulled his pants open, playing with his thing, and he ran up and I told him to get away from my door, or I will shoot him.

He continued to come closer and closer, and grabbed for the front door. Jean grabbed a pistol and opened fire, aiming through the front door, and shot the 38-year-old man in the chest.

He kept coming and reached for my door after it was locked, so I shot through the door.

The man tried getting back onto his bicycle, but collapsed before being taken to the nearest hospital. He had surgery and is expected to survive and recover from the wound.

Jean, who had young grandchildren in the house, said she tried to warn him but he didn’t listen:

I don’t bother nobody. I don’t get in nobody’s business. It’s just me and him, and like I keep saying, I warned him.

Some people questioned whether or not she had to shoot the man:

And others reprimanded the woman, claiming she is a part of the gun violence problem:

Most people, including her neighbors, supported her for protecting herself and her grandchildren.

And most people online applauded Gun Grandma:

Don’t mess with this grandma!

There is no word on whether or not Grandma Jean will face charges of any kind. The man, on the other hand, will face charges, and he is no stranger to the police. A week before the incident he was arrested and charged with exposing himself after streaking through a neighborhood in Bellfort. 

H / T – BuzzFeed News, ABC13