A woman on Reddit broke up with her boyfriend and woke up to find he’d stolen her toilet—truly one for the annals of bad breakup stories.
The Redditor, u/shelblikadoo, posted a pic of the space where the toilet used to be and captioned it:
I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.
The toilet had, apparently, been a sore spot over the course of the relationship, with her plumber boyfriend fixing it only to lord it over her for months afterward.
According to Mashable, the first thing he said to her after the breakup was:
I’m taking the f*&king toilet.
Here’s the pic she posted:
Check it out on Twitter:
Woman says her ex-boyfriend STOLE HER TOILET after she broke up with himhttps://t.co/FGCESXv1vy
— Mashable (@mashable) August 14, 2018
The woeful breakup tale elicited the requisite toilet humor:
— Wayne The Lawyer (@SchoenebergLaw) August 14, 2018
— TheJerryMadsen (@thejerrymadsen) August 14, 2018
Did she tell him to take all his shit with him when he left
— Citizen of Wakanda / Amazonian (@17__Days) August 14, 2018
Well that's crappy.
— Bruce L. Smith (@MediaWorrier) August 15, 2018
The photo also shows an empty toilet paper roll, adding insult to injury:
And toilet paper?
— Mike Allan (@DJMikeAllan) August 14, 2018
the theft of the toilet paper is really what screams disrespect
— Brian De Los Santos (@B_Delos) August 14, 2018
An almost equally crazy story:
Once had a woman agree to be the cooler and leave in a domestic dispute (only verbal at that point). She said “everything in here is both of ours, right?” “Yes mam, we dont get involved in property disputes.” She jacked up the heater, pulled the thermostat off the wall, and left
— Nathaniel Smith (@Nola_Sheepdog) August 14, 2018
On Reddit’s r/WTF feed she described how her boyfriend used fixing the toilet against her:
He’s thrown it in my face ever since. Every little dispute we had it was, ‘You’re gonna be like that after I put so much money in this apartment?’
Dude wasn’t playing he was so MAD lmaoo
— diamondQueen (@saucybae510) August 14, 2018
Okay, this one wins the prize:
She suspects he stole it, but has nothing to go on.
— michael baggott (@penocrucium) August 14, 2018
At least the wronged party had a sense of humor about it.
She posted this comment on Reddit:
The moral of the story? Don’t fall asleep while someone you had a bad breakup with is in your home.