Woman’s Salty Ex Literally Stole Her Toilet After She Broke Up With Him 😮

A woman on Reddit broke up with her boyfriend and woke up to find he’d stolen her toilet—truly one for the annals of bad breakup stories. 

The Redditor, u/shelblikadoo, posted a pic of the space where the toilet used to be and captioned it:

I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.

The toilet had, apparently, been a sore spot over the course of the relationship, with her plumber boyfriend fixing it only to lord it over her for months afterward. 

According to Mashable, the first thing he said to her after the breakup was:

I’m taking the f*&king toilet. 

Here’s the pic she posted:

Check it out on Twitter:

The woeful breakup tale elicited the requisite toilet humor:

The photo also shows an empty toilet paper roll, adding insult to injury:

An almost equally crazy story:

On Reddit’s r/WTF feed she described how her boyfriend used fixing the toilet against her:

He’s thrown it in my face ever since. Every little dispute we had it was, ‘You’re gonna be like that after I put so much money in this apartment?’

Okay, this one wins the prize:

At least the wronged party had a sense of humor about it. 

She posted this comment on Reddit:

The moral of the story? Don’t fall asleep while someone you had a bad breakup with is in your home.

H/T: Mashable, Twitter, reddit