We all hate it when this happens. No, we’re not talking about losing our car keys. We’re talking about losing our giant pig. Local San Bernadino police got a phone call on Sunday that a “pig the size of a mini horse” was traipsing around the streets of southern California.
No, it was not a joke.
The caption reads…
“Well if this doesn’t go on the list of unusual calls…
Highland Station received a call reference a pig “the size of a mini horse” running around the neighborhood. Deputy Ponce and Deputy Berg found him and due to previous calls, knew where he lived. They lured him back home with @Doritos one of our deputies had in her lunch bag . They made a trail and he followed. ‘We were able to put him back in and secure the gate. It was fun!’ said Deputy Ponce.”
Yes. You read that right. They lured them back with Doritos.
People were amused…
The jokes write themselves.
— G.H. Brothers (@NCSportsFan85) October 15, 2018
You couldn’t do that with taro chips!
— Jim McDonough (@jpmcdonough) October 15, 2018
You notice they used Doritos. Everyone knows pigs prefer donuts but the cops kept those for themselves
— Batdog (@Batdoggy) October 15, 2018
That’s how you get me home too
— Dean Marone (@MaroneDean) October 15, 2018
who gave permission to leak this story of me?
— Laura (@lalaemgee) October 15, 2018
I was just trying to run my errands. You don’t have to make it a news story every time I’m in public
— ️ (@billy_barkoid) October 15, 2018
Who isn’t lured back home with Doritos?
— Jim Minardi (@OpeItsJimbo) October 15, 2018
And most had some burning Doritos questions…
World needs to know what flavor of Doritos
— Bernie Wong (@bernsonwong) October 15, 2018
What flavor of @Doritos ?
— adrienne high priestess of erie (@ohauntie_m) October 15, 2018
@darth Which flavour of Doritos?
— emotionalsupportsquirrelglawg (@Glawg) October 15, 2018
Leading to this inevitable pun…
They led him to the cool ranch.
— MickiC11 (@MickiC11) October 15, 2018
Glad the pig is safe and sound!