Uber’s List Of The Most Outrageous Things People Have Left In Cars Is A Wild Ride, Y’all

Uber has released a list that’s changing lives on Twitter. They release a yearly “Lost & Found Index” that helps Uber users to be aware of patterns they might not realize — like what days and times they’re most likely to forget things in the car. It’s a fun and helpful bit of data… but this year, you guys. Let’s just say 2019 came hard with the weirdness.

The index covered the most commonly forgotten items, the most forgetful cities, the days you’re most likely to leave items behind, and even the hours during which most things get left. The list even laid out which items you’re most likely to forget on which day (Saturday, it’s phones; Sunday, it’s cakes — and we kind of feel like that says a lot about us as people.)

The part of the index that really got people talking, though, was the list of the 50 most unique items left behind. There’s a fish head, a Lego championship wrestling belt, a full set of gold teeth, and a chihuahua — and that’s just in the first half of the list!

This list is intense, fam.

The 50 Most Unique Lost Items

  1. 8 week old coffee-colored Chihuahua
  2. Black faux fur neck cuff in a size large
  3. A photo of a New Years kiss
  4. 6 chicken tenders from 7 Eleven
  5. A black and white tuxedo for a small dog
  6. Full set of 18k gold teeth
  7. Professional grade hula hoop
  8. Salmon head
  9. Medium sized medical marijuana pipe
  10. Birth certificate and social security card
  11. Star Wars skateboard
  12. Very important headband with peacock feathers
  13. A propane tank
  14. A tray of eggs
  15. White leather snakeskin Louboutin heels
  16. Lego championship wrestling belt
  17. A pack of hair and a brown brush shaped like a foot
  18. Ed Sheeran concert tank top
  19. Breast pump with breast milk
  20. Two packs of Italian sausage and a Thanksgiving ham
  21. A shopping cart
  22. Ancestry kit
  23. Lotion and beard oil
  24. Silver & peach colored Venetian masquerade mask
  25. Small handmade cat puppet
  26. Babe Ruth signed baseball
  27. White gold wedding band with diamonds
  28. McDonald’s visor and a large fries
  29. Harry Potter Magic Wand
  30. A special pizza costume
  31. A bird
  32. Red pouch with hammock inside that says “hang loose”
  33. Cheer skirt with a lion head
  34. Yeezy boost 350 butters
  35. A mannequin
  36. Two pieces of my ever-so-special white wedding cake
  37. A fog machine
  38. Japanese style mandolin
  39. Full fish tank with fish and water
  40. An Elvis cape with a few jewels on it
  41. One Gucci flip flop
  42. Red Lobster takeout
  43. Limited edition Chance the Rapper Starbucks gift card
  44. 5×7 prom picture of me and my husband
  45. 10 lbs pulled pork and 10 lbs pulled chicken
  46. Rose gold Kim Kardashian lumee case
  47. A piece of parchment paper with sap on it
  48. Deer antlers and a welding helmet
  49. My dirty laundry
  50. A small plush toy of a cat eating a pizza slice

 

 

 

When the list hit Twitter, people went ham! Like the Thanksgiving ham in #20.

So … um … if you somehow lost 20 pounds of shredded meats last year, turns out you left it in the Uber. What’s the strangest thing you’ve left behind or had someone leave behind in your car?