Stormy Daniels Just Threw The Ultimate Diss At Michael Cohen During A Speech In D.C.

Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen have a history, in case you haven’t noticed.

And even though Cohen’s on his way to prison after admitting that he violated campaign finance laws when he made hush money payments at President Donald Trump’s behest to influence the 2016 presidential election, Daniels says she “can’t escape” him because he’s always on television.

Don’t blame Daniels for feeling the way she does: In recent weeks, Cohen gave highly publicized testimony before the House Oversight and Reform Committee about his and Trump’s actions before, during, and after the election cycle.

The president also won’t shut up about him and continues to incriminate himself. Political pundits play guessing games on what this all means.

“We know what a rocket scientist he is. I can’t escape this guy. He’s like herpes,” Daniels said during a talk at The Wing, a women’s coworking space in Washington, D.C., earlier this week. She added that Cohen is, in fact, “actually dumber, dumber than herpes.”

Oh, yeah, she went there.

We can’t say we blame Daniels for thinking Cohen is “dumber than herpes,”––he did spend years threatening her, after all!––but she has been able to give credit where credit is due.

She did, for example, praise Cohen for delivering his testimony last month:

“Michael, I’m proud of you for finally beginning to tell the truth about what you did, and trying to repair some of the harm you have caused. I can hear the pain and regret you feel for betraying your family and your country. My heart goes out to you and your family.”

Gurl keeps it real, you’ve got to give her that.