Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen have a history, in case you haven’t noticed.
And even though Cohen’s on his way to prison after admitting that he violated campaign finance laws when he made hush money payments at President Donald Trump’s behest to influence the 2016 presidential election, Daniels says she “can’t escape” him because he’s always on television.
Don’t blame Daniels for feeling the way she does: In recent weeks, Cohen gave highly publicized testimony before the House Oversight and Reform Committee about his and Trump’s actions before, during, and after the election cycle.
The president also won’t shut up about him and continues to incriminate himself. Political pundits play guessing games on what this all means.
“We know what a rocket scientist he is. I can’t escape this guy. He’s like herpes,” Daniels said during a talk at The Wing, a women’s coworking space in Washington, D.C., earlier this week. She added that Cohen is, in fact, “actually dumber, dumber than herpes.”
— The Wing (@the_wing) March 12, 2019
"I can't escape this guy," she says, adding that Cohen is "actually dumber, dumber than herpes."
— Nikki Schwab (@NikkiSchwab) March 13, 2019
Oh, yeah, she went there.
— noir (@sxnoir) March 13, 2019
The Marvelous Mrs. Tassel.
— Tim Scully (@agntscully) March 13, 2019
— Information Desk (@circspot) March 13, 2019
Herpes has an intelligence? Lol
— Anna Giaritelli (@Anna_Giaritelli) March 13, 2019
GOTTA LOVE IT
Stormy Daniels slams Avenatti, says Cohen is ‘dumber than herpes’ at DC event: https://t.co/9Ye4GcDC46
— RHH (@RHH01NJ) March 13, 2019
We can’t say we blame Daniels for thinking Cohen is “dumber than herpes,”––he did spend years threatening her, after all!––but she has been able to give credit where credit is due.
She did, for example, praise Cohen for delivering his testimony last month:
“Michael, I’m proud of you for finally beginning to tell the truth about what you did, and trying to repair some of the harm you have caused. I can hear the pain and regret you feel for betraying your family and your country. My heart goes out to you and your family.”
I may or may not comment further but will NOT be issuing another statement or answering any questions today. I will be waiting until all testimony is done. This is all I have to say right now: https://t.co/W5elg2r1aQ
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) February 27, 2019
Gurl keeps it real, you’ve got to give her that.