Members of Congress; they’re just like us!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is maintaining a residence in Washington DC and she needs help picking out some furniture.
So what did she decide to do? She reached out to her Twitter followers.
She has over 3 million of them. At least one of them has to have a good suggestion, right?
The Congresswoman decided to ask for suggestions in the wake of Facebook’s all-day outage yesterday, which also affected Instagram and WhatsApp.
She joked that the outage deprived her of the chance to “take you all on the riveting adventure of getting: a chair.”
Is Instagram still down? Bc after 2 months almost furnitureless in DC I am trying to take you all on the riveting adventure of getting: a chair ????
(Also, if you had to start a new apt from scratch, what would be the first 5 pieces of furniture/items you would get? Asking for me)
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) March 14, 2019
People did respond to Ocasio-Cortez with furniture advice… but they came with their quips, too.
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, ya’ll!
Ask Ben Carson. He can probably find you something really nice.
— Brian (@liabl2gomichael) March 14, 2019
Paging Mr. Robert Mueller… and the towel boy.
Special Joint Committee on Towel Ownership … SJCTO does have a nice ring to it.
Full subpoena power?
— Daniel Stoller (@realdanstoller) March 14, 2019
Forget the furniture.
Just get puppies!
Give it time!
Just for fun, we’ll take a brief aside to entertain what Fox would say…
I can’t wait until Fox News publishes “AOC buys chair. Why does she hate trees?”
— Will Finchman (@WillFinchman) March 14, 2019
"She lives like a chair queen on tax payer money." Sean Hannity
— Pissed I ever voted R (@sorryivotedPub) March 14, 2019
better yet: “AOC and her war on couches”
— andrew hayes (@andrewhaye_s) March 14, 2019
— Holly (@SomeSplicer) March 14, 2019
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming…
A bed, desk/lap desk, chair and ottoman. Also a cat. Because I love cats. They double as heating pads so technically appliances. XD
— Kaelan Rhywiol (@KaelanRhy) March 14, 2019
Damn those greedy Democrats!
This is what’s wrong with Democrats. They want to take away a small percentage of money from billionaires so they can live it up by having a chair. Can’t they just stand?
— Ken E. Hall (@kenkenhall) March 14, 2019
— Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) March 14, 2019
Chairs are socialism.
That sums up today’s lesson, kids.