I have yet to see an Easter bunny cute enough for a child to want to cuddle with for a mall portrait.
And while the one that hopped in for a White House cameo was far from adorable, we’d chose him for a hug over all the other candidates in the photo op.
The furry that appeared standing next to Donald Trump at the annual Easter egg roll had a frozen expression that was all-too-relatable.
See for yourself. The look of terror on the bunny’s face is priceless and encapsulates everything we’ve been feeling for the past few years.
If I had to pick one person for president in this photo. I would pick the bunny. pic.twitter.com/OaQPtuMcrM
— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) April 22, 2019
The bunny rocks! He knows how bat sh*t crazy this all is. pic.twitter.com/V9SzgwTQHp
— Khashoggi’s Ghost (@UROCKlive1) April 22, 2019
The White House Easter Egg Roll is an annual tradition dating back over a century to which Trump joked:
Welcome to the 2019 White House Easter Egg Roll!
This is 141 years we’ve been doing this, I don’t remember the first one…
Trump, flanked by the FLOTUS and the frightened hare, addressed the crowd from the balcony and touted the administration’s accomplishments including plans for rebuilding the military and the economy at the event geared mostly towards children.
He also updated the kids about progress for the border wall in Mexico, saying that “It’s happening. It’s being built now.”
His look of disbelief as trump talks about military spending and the wall at a children’s fucking egg roll.
— Wayne Uecker (@WayneUecker) April 23, 2019
But the snapshot of the three characters was just asking for jokes and quickly became a meme-worthy event.
Who wore the costume? For the Wascally Wabbit, you silly people!
Who is in the bunny costume? Spicer?
— lisastark35 (@lisastark351) April 22, 2019
Stormy, of course!
— Tim Carson (@timothylcarson) April 22, 2019
Don't you recognize the glasses?
it's Roger Stone silly
— TonyB☕ (@ATonyStorm) April 22, 2019
— D. Ewing (@EwingDoris) April 22, 2019
Eric. Easily his greatest achievement so far in life. pic.twitter.com/r3O3xJfyDJ
— Mindful Primate (@MichellesDude) April 22, 2019
Melania wasn’t off the hook either. Even she looks like she doesn’t want to be there.
Inflatable Melania less lifelike than the rabbit.
— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) April 22, 2019
I think she may be a little overinflated.
— ✪ Mr. Nobody ✪ (@IVoteDoU) April 22, 2019
She was anxious as hell and didn’t want to be there!
— Becky B (@nidula_b) April 22, 2019
I assume the WH staff drew staws, winner got the Easter bunny suit and loser got the Melania suit.
— Lynette Craig (@biglcraig62) April 22, 2019
That's the face you make when you've seen some shit you can't unsee but desperately want to
— steph (@seleonard310) April 22, 2019
Other elements in the photo are more qualified for sitting in the Oval Office.
I would vote the shit out of that flower.
— Growing Up Kregger🌈 (@kregger2012) April 23, 2019
I would pick the fly on the wall
— Dave Gross 🌊☮️ (@MHero0822) April 22, 2019
The daffodil 4th from the left is not a bad choice either..
— You’re The Cream in my Covfefe (@DayGeeZuz) April 23, 2019
Photoshop magic was on full display here.
There’s nothing like a furry to make children do your bidding.
"Children, there is free candy for all who are willing to perform crimes for me. All I ask is no note-taking of any kind is allowed and be older than 5.
Thank you." pic.twitter.com/uN4O4LHEfS
— Devin Nunes' Drug Dealer (@GuadalahonkyToo) April 22, 2019
The bunny trumps 45, no matter how terrifying it is.
I’d pick the bunny even if this one was the only one available pic.twitter.com/TQKub4j0br
— Roosmama (@Roosmama1) April 23, 2019
Even Easter couldn’t bring us out of the nightmare that occurs daily at the Fright House.