Someone Created A Mashup Portrait Of All The Longshot White Dudes Running For President In 2020—And He’s Already Appealing To Middle America

So far, 20 Democrats have entered the 2020 Presidential race. Perhaps after Donald Trump won the office in 2016, many realized that truly anyone could be President. Or perhaps many Democratic politicians are simply eager to contribute to removing Trump from the White House as soon as possible.

Whatever the reason, it’s hard not to notice the number of little-known white men throwing their hats into the ring alongside the nationally recognized Senators and political figures.

Twitter user A.P. Joyce decided to create a composite image of all the white men polling at 1% or lower and the result was SO incredibly “electable” (whatever that means).

Joyce’s Twitter followers were equal parts disturbed and MORE disturbed.

Many people were pretty sure they’d seen this Frankenstein monster somewhere before.

Who knows what this man could be capable of?

You too can look like this man by inciting a small allergic reaction!

This man has the face literally no one is asking for.

His platform? Simply being himself and wanting to “heal the nation.”

This campaign is really coming together!

And if you like Cront Globson, you’ll love his brothers!

Hopefully, this face won’t haunt you as you try to sleep tonight… but I think we all know that’s what’s going to happen. I’m so sorry.

 

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