So far, 20 Democrats have entered the 2020 Presidential race. Perhaps after Donald Trump won the office in 2016, many realized that truly anyone could be President. Or perhaps many Democratic politicians are simply eager to contribute to removing Trump from the White House as soon as possible.
Whatever the reason, it’s hard not to notice the number of little-known white men throwing their hats into the ring alongside the nationally recognized Senators and political figures.
Twitter user A.P. Joyce decided to create a composite image of all the white men polling at 1% or lower and the result was SO incredibly “electable” (whatever that means).
I made a composite image of all the white men running for president polling at 1% or below. Please be nice to him. He is my son. pic.twitter.com/gHkdjvxAYc
— A.P. Joyce (@AndrewPaulJoyce) April 22, 2019
Joyce’s Twitter followers were equal parts disturbed and MORE disturbed.
much like the Mona Lisa, his eyes follow you wherever you go
— Becca Schuh (@TamingofdeSchuh) April 22, 2019
Many people were pretty sure they’d seen this Frankenstein monster somewhere before.
This is just the congressman from Parks and Rec pic.twitter.com/eJoEvJP4XO
— This is Fitz (@wvdiaspora) April 23, 2019
That’s just Eric Swalwell.
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) April 23, 2019
Who knows what this man could be capable of?
This looks like a Two-Face origin story moment….
— Alp Ozcelik (@alplicable) April 23, 2019
You too can look like this man by inciting a small allergic reaction!
This isn't funny, this is how I looked when I found out I was slightly allergic to almonds.
— Filthy Hippie (@droctopu5) April 23, 2019
You, too, can run for President?
— AquaShna (@shna23) April 23, 2019
This man has the face literally no one is asking for.
It's like they superimposed Martin Freeman's face onto Aaron Eckhart's head https://t.co/mCcVty7PSo
— Greyjoy Division (@EricSlepak) April 23, 2019
His platform? Simply being himself and wanting to “heal the nation.”
His platform: “this is me” pic.twitter.com/ruXRfI9pSR
— Arrin 🌸 BLFC 🌻 (@The_Sass_Hole) April 23, 2019
This campaign is really coming together!
Cront Globson for president https://t.co/sAnorI59DE
— Jacob Wohl premium snapchat (@Cryptoterra) April 23, 2019
Large Adult Son 2020!!!
— Dave, just … Dave. (@d_tootin) April 23, 2019
He is already healing this divided nation
— Emey Amivice (@emeyerson) April 23, 2019
And if you like Cront Globson, you’ll love his brothers!
Now that this has blown up I feel obligated to share some of the other fruits this labor bore pic.twitter.com/kMBBI4mXeE
— A.P. Joyce (@AndrewPaulJoyce) April 24, 2019
All those named Seth or Eric or Ryan or Joe – have a seat please.
— chalin (@chalin) April 24, 2019
Hopefully, this face won’t haunt you as you try to sleep tonight… but I think we all know that’s what’s going to happen. I’m so sorry.
This is the true face of terror.
— carpethefish (@carpethefish) April 23, 2019