Don Trump Jr. Just Landed A Book Deal, And Twitter Is Roasting Him Hard With Fake Titles

Everyone has a story to tell — even Donald Trump Jr.

Just don’t go looking for his published work in the funnies because that’s not the genre he’s going for.

The President’s eldest child with ex-wife Ivana just inked a book deal with Center Street Books, and according to Politico, “publisher Rolf Zettersten and Center Street editorial director Kate Hartson negotiated the deal with attorney and literary agent Tom Winters” to make the magic happen.

A close source said Jr.’s literary project would be a book “that will focus on politics, current events and the future of the MAGA movement” and will be published later this year.

The tome’s title is still up in the air, but Jr. needn’t worry.

The internet is here to help.

Plenty of ideas are already circulating with the hashtag #DonJrBookTitles.

Possibilities for the perfect title are infinite because the 41-year-old makes it so easy.

This title could also be adapted into a Lifetime movie.

Even Ivanka, who penned two self-help books, is game for roasting her sibling.

Trump Jr. blackmailed Ivanka with a photo of her as a child.

Nice try?

Sigh, she sure was an adorable angel long before the brainwashing.

But his involvement in the frivolity by using the hashtag just made the roasting so much better.

So Twitter pushed the envelope further with more audacious suggestions.

This is perfect for young adult fiction.

Step aside Dr. Seuss fans, and make way for this court jester.

There is no shortage of ideas.

This might ultimately be the winning entry.

Don, what do you think?

Now, what would the inside jacket have to say about his stupendous literary debut?

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