Timothee Chalamet is an undeniably stunning man with incredibly distinctive features.
The actor’s chiseled jawline, luxurious mane, and almost feminine eyes would inspire pretty much any artist… we just really wish it didn’t inspire one artist in particular.
One figure maker took the time to painstakingly craft a ventriloquist’s dummy in the likeness of Timothee Chalamet in his Golden Globes outfit—the one with the notorious sparkling Luis Vuitton harness.
If you’re not sure which look we mean, go ahead and bask in the glory for a moment. We’ll wait.
Here he is rocking the look with his adorably proud mom.
The figure maker really put some serious time into this dummy. The hair is fluffy and swooped.
The eyebrows are perfectly arched. The eyes are gloriously green. That jawline is literally chiseled.
The cost is probably a bit prohibitive for most of Timothee’s fans—it’s on Ebay for over $122 thousand US dollars—but that’s not what has people talking.
Like many ventriloquist dummies, this thing is just … inherently creepy.
My therapist: The Timothée Chalamet ventriloquist figure isn’t real and can’t hurt you
The Timothée Chalamet ventriloquist figure: pic.twitter.com/VWtlEaM520
— L (@GracesBliss) June 9, 2019
Have not been able to get this out of my mind for a whole 24 hours. Absolutely cursed. pic.twitter.com/2W2twNmaMW
— West of Westeros (@yosoymichael) June 9, 2019
this goosebumps reboot is terrifying pic.twitter.com/UVbrMjKqAj
— Calvin (@calvinstowell) June 9, 2019
I cannot emphasize enough how loudly I screamed when I saw this.
— J.M. (@JakeM_80) June 9, 2019
But once people got past the abject horror (we haven’t reached that point yet, personally), they started to notice that the dummy could also work pretty well for a few other famous faces:
I have mixed feelings about Nancy Pelosi Barbie.
— HowWeGotAnts (@HowWeGotAnts) June 9, 2019
So y’all trying to tell me I’m the only one obsessed with timothée Chalamet ventriloquist doll? They got my man looking like Kim Jong-il. pic.twitter.com/h2a4mah16T
— brett (@foxymulder666) June 4, 2019
Looks like Justin Trudeau 🤣 pic.twitter.com/kvtPjDFQ9v
— Chelsie Bursey (@ChelsieBursey3) June 10, 2019
I know who it's supposed to be, so why am I seeing, young Martin Short?
— Name Here__________ (@Ninjamonkky) June 9, 2019
I legit thought it was supposed to be Barry Manilow at first 😆 pic.twitter.com/2IPubVF44T
— Angela Monson (@angmichaud) June 10, 2019
Looks like David Copperfield
— Fatima Jeans (@LostMyInvite) June 9, 2019
Omg, it's actually adorable I mean it's not it resembles Chucky or anything and besides… It kinda resembles the singer for All American Rejects (rather than Timothee Chalamet). pic.twitter.com/7EfHgiqdit
— Kim (@ladycookiebeski) June 10, 2019
So who do you see when you look into the dummy’s horrifyingly soulless eyes?