Where were you when you learned your favorite children’s cartoon character was an abnormally large giant?
Fans of Peppa Pig, the long running children’s cartoon that follows Peppa Pig, her brother George and other animal families that live nearby, can probably tell you exactly where they were and what they were doing when they found out that adorable Peppa was secretly as tall as basketball player Yao Ming.
Watch Peppa in action here:
And Peppa is the shortest in her pig family, to boot.
If Peppa is that tall then how tall is Daddy and Mommy Pig and ….George….😰😰 pic.twitter.com/ojmKR26L3A
— ?? (@Irrelevant_Howw) July 22, 2019
Fans are feeling incredibly stressed about Peppa’s unexpected giganticism.
Fun fact: peppa pig and Shaquille O’Neil are the same height and I’m terrified https://t.co/WSKmipoFbq
— empowered chicken (@savanah_bananaa) July 21, 2019
NBA scouts when they see Peppa Pig's height pic.twitter.com/96NJN5Fkkf
— I Meme Well But (@sometimesigif) July 20, 2019
— ♡kc♡ (@kgiermindl) July 21, 2019
Need a man who’s the same height as peppa pig please https://t.co/3ZjKLLAJhZ
— Lammy 🎀 (@Lammy_42_) July 21, 2019
How would humans fare in Peppa Pig’s world?
If a child is larger than us all, would it be like Jack and the Beanstalk?
Me taking Peppa Pig to the mall
— I have a problem 💀 (@tensringclub) July 22, 2019
Due to height and fame, Peppa Pig has been recruited by the Kardashians to be Khloé’s next love interest pic.twitter.com/eMGwtcah8m
— Safari (@SafarisInternet) July 22, 2019
But further research shows that Peppa’s height seems to change pretty regularly.
Gonestly my mood changes more than peppa pigs height pic.twitter.com/igcuTZsAtN
— me (@Joae20065719) July 21, 2019
— megaDestroyer52 (@MDestroyer52) July 21, 2019
Is this like the Napoleon thing where he's not actually short but the French foot is longer than the English foot?
— ☂️ Kelvin ☂️ (@mrchan) July 21, 2019
PEPPA IS 9’7????????????
— hung miami (@dysmorphicdaddy) July 22, 2019
So what we know is Peppa is either 3’9”, 7’1”, or 9’7”.
Maybe Peppa just has a lot of growth spurts?
Y'all scared of Peppa but we don't know Daddy pigs height
We should be scared of him
— Preii Needs Help (@__Preii) July 21, 2019
Someone call the Power Rangers, because the Witch Bandora clearly used her staff to make the Peppas grow 😂 pic.twitter.com/kXuMI6AMvr
— Mourning my Son (@Bad_Writer0111) July 21, 2019
Here's Peppa standing next to a giraffe. Notice the typical height of this giraffe. Peppa must be between 10-15 feet tall pic.twitter.com/J43mMUiL2Q
— abortions for some, mini american flags for others (@_ghostcredit) July 20, 2019
We stan a tall queen
— Peppa Pig Stan Account (@YEETPOSTING) July 21, 2019
The mystery of whether or not the pig family are secret giants, or if the animal world they live in is populated with oversized creatures, remains.
But let’s do a little less poking around into our favorite characters’ heights, shall we?
Otherwise you might accidentally uncover some other scary facts.
You can get the complete Peppa Pig family here at the not at all scary heights of 12″ and 8″ tall.