The Internet Just Realized How Tall Peppa Pig Supposedly Is—And Nobody Is OK

Where were you when you learned your favorite children’s cartoon character was an abnormally large giant?

Fans of Peppa Pig, the long running children’s cartoon that follows Peppa Pig, her brother George and other animal families that live nearby, can probably tell you exactly where they were and what they were doing when they found out that adorable Peppa was secretly as tall as basketball player Yao Ming.

Watch Peppa in action here:

And Peppa is the shortest in her pig family, to boot.

Fans are feeling incredibly stressed about Peppa’s unexpected giganticism.

How would humans fare in Peppa Pig’s world?

If a child is larger than us all, would it be like Jack and the Beanstalk?

But further research shows that Peppa’s height seems to change pretty regularly.

So what we know is Peppa is either 3’9”, 7’1”, or 9’7”.

Maybe Peppa just has a lot of growth spurts?

The mystery of whether or not the pig family are secret giants, or if the animal world they live in is populated with oversized creatures, remains.

But let’s do a little less poking around into our favorite characters’ heights, shall we?

Otherwise you might accidentally uncover some other scary facts.

You can get the complete Peppa Pig family here at the not at all scary heights of 12″ and 8″ tall.